A Very Special Episode of Red Eye

Red Eye's 300th episode, God help us, airs tonight at 3am EST. Come to watch me, stay to watch Chuck Schumer's niece.

Comments

Jennifer | April 28, 2008, 4:18pm | #

No, Kerry, no! Don't agree to be on a "very special" episode of anything. They all lead to tragedy. You'll either be kidnapped, attacked, molested, put at risk of drug addiction, talked into shoplifting or enticed to cheat on The Big Test because peer pressure will make you think the Cool Kids will like you if you do. But if they really liked you, they wouldn't do that. Don't you understand?

Dammmit, your boss is old enough to remember 1980s sitcoms. Why didn't he warn you about this?

NP | April 28, 2008, 4:20pm | #

I don't know what to make of the come-hither insinuation of this post, but anyway congrats on your participation in this historic event.

Warty | April 28, 2008, 4:24pm | #

kidnapped, attacked, molested, put at risk of drug addiction

Well, now, there goes the ol' imagination a-workin'. Mmmm, Kerry in distress...

BakedPenguin | April 28, 2008, 4:31pm | #

Jennifer - you forgot "get pregnant". Of course, if that happens, we might see if Dan T.'s prediction comes true.

melky | April 28, 2008, 4:33pm | #

Kerry Howley

She's like a hot editorial tootsie pop--Lick the hard exterior to get to the chewy center---

mmmmm

twistedmerkin | April 28, 2008, 5:07pm | #

Wow. This deteriorated quickly. Bravo!

Cool Cal | April 28, 2008, 5:16pm | #

I really hope that there is some Alex P. Keaton thing at work with Amy Schumer, and that she might turn out to be a little less of a crypto-socialist douche than her father ... sorry.

Danny | April 28, 2008, 5:22pm | #

"Come to watch me, stay to watch Chuck Schumer's niece."

Check.
And check.

*Cat calls*

Episiarch | April 28, 2008, 5:22pm | #

Kerry, if you insult Chuck while his niece is on, we all win. Please.

J sub D | April 28, 2008, 5:33pm | #

Of course, if that happens, we might see if Dan T.'s prediction comes true.

I miss Dan T. Unlike Kneel, Dan T. actually posted something funny or narginally intelligent once in a while.

Dan T, If you're out there, drop in and say HI.

BakedPenguin | April 28, 2008, 6:48pm | #

J sub D - while I wouldn't go so far as to say I miss Dan T, he is far preferable to Kneel, Edward, etal.

Brian Sorgatz | April 28, 2008, 11:19pm | #

I doubt that anybody's niece could hold a candle to you, Kerry.

Jack | April 29, 2008, 12:01am | #

I second Episiarch!