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Red-Headed Stranger, "The Body" See Controlled Demolition

Everyone's favorite weed-smoking, tax-cheating troubadour, Mr. Willie Nelson, has joined the ranks of the 9/11 "truthers." On Amy Goodman's Democracy Now radio program, Pancho the Lefty dropped some science on how buildings collapse: "I think 85 or 90 percent of the people in this country say, "What?" I mean, a plane hit this building, and it fell kind of like that. And another plane hit that building, and it fell kind of like that. About the same time it fell, this one fell the same way. It looked like an implosion somewhere, you know? And then, all of a sudden, the third building fell, and no plane hit it."

Former Minnesota governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura recently appeared on The Alex Jones Show to offers his own, Loose Change-inspired theories of how buildings collapse and at what temperature jet fuel burns. The crack(pot) reporters at Prison Planet have the story:
"Two planes struck two buildings....but how is it that a third building fell 5 hours later? How could this building just implode into its own footprint 5 hours later - that's my first question - the 9/11 Commission didn't even devote one page to that in their big volume of investigation. How could those buildings fall at the speed of gravity - if you put a stopwatch on them both of those World Trade Center buildings were on the ground in ten seconds - how can that be?"
[...]

Having undergone Basic Underwater Demolition Seal training, Ventura is speaking from an experienced standpoint and he unequivocally stated that he thought the buildings were deliberately imploded.

"Upon looking at the film in super-slow motion and the way the buildings fell and comparing that to the way that they do like a controlled demolition of a hotel in Las Vegas, they both fell identical."

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Comments to "Red-Headed Stranger, "The Body" See Controlled Demolition":

Bingo | April 8, 2008, 12:58pm | #

Predicting a clusterfuck of a thread

SugarFree | April 8, 2008, 12:59pm | #

You all better to Jesse Ventura. He was in Predator. He knows Bill Duke. He knows Carl Weathers. He will kick your ass for TRUTH.

SugarFree | April 8, 2008, 1:01pm | #

Former Minnesota governor Jesse "The Body" Venture

Also, it's Ventura. Unless he's Rusty and Jonah Jr's long lost 3rd twin.

Casey Serin | April 8, 2008, 1:01pm | #

Jesse Ventura is a steroid-abusing, somewhat unstable gay man... not that there's anything wrong with that!!

brotherben | April 8, 2008, 1:01pm | #

In just one small story we plainly see the mental consequences of smokin dope and prefessional wrasslin.

Episiarch | April 8, 2008, 1:06pm | #

Come on, it's not like we didn't know Jesse was a little wacky.

Time for Captain Freedom's workout!

brotherben | April 8, 2008, 1:09pm | #

What, no suggestions that the video of planes hitting was photo-shopped?


Cynthia McKinney has just came out saying that the twin towers were hit by the Bush Administration as a blatantly racist attack on the legacy of Hakeem Olojuwan and Ralph Sampson.

PC | April 8, 2008, 1:09pm | #

"Having undergone Basic Underwater Demolition Seal training, Ventura is speaking from an experienced standpoint..."

Does anything fall at free fall underwater?

Maybe I should ask some of the folks at Ron Paul's April 15th rally. The MC is the "plane pod" guy, maybe he will know. Also James Fetzer will speak there, but he thinks the thermite crowd is dead wrong, it was lazer beams.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:11pm | #

You tell those pot smoking troofers Moynihan! Everyone knows that Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are completely honest and upfront with the American people. Those who try to tell us we are being lied to are insane.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 1:13pm | #

Paging Gabe Harris, paging Gabe Harris. Call on line 2.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:13pm | #

No one could have predicted that any terrorist would hijack a plane and fly it into a building!

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:14pm | #

well except for this nutter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqGIF-fdQL8

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:14pm | #

fact: foreknowledge of the attack on Pearl Harbor by elements, including those of very high rank and stature, of the United States government is well established and incontrovertible. The attack was prefaced by suspicious activities in the U.S. , including the simultaneous deployment of ALL aircraft carriers away from their bases in Hawaii and the sudden mysterious absence of several key military leaders from their posts in Pearl Harbor on the day of attack.
Now, I do not claim that there was a controlled demolition of the buildings on 9/11. And i certainly believe that there are some moonbat whackos afoot in the Truther movement.
However, to summarily dismiss the possibility that there were those in government that knew about the attacks and did nothing to stop it is an excess of skepticism ... as excessive a fault as undue credulity. Given our government's history of lies, obfuscation and general lack of trustworthiness, including the facts about Pearl Harbor cited above, it seems to me to be somewhat strange that otherwise intelligent and discerning people cannot see what is very obvious: mistakes were made, and not all of them can be chalked up to incompetence.

javier | April 8, 2008, 1:15pm | #

i really don't mind truthers as long as they stay in their corner of the internet. but why do they need to show up to all the fucking RP and libertarian events???

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:16pm | #

and Operation Northwoods was a government plan to hijack planes and fly them into buildings. but other than that.....NOBODY could have known.

capo | April 8, 2008, 1:19pm | #

I think alot of people want it to come out that our government was responsible for 9/11 and I'm not sure why.

I just...ok, so what exactly is the theory here?

That a secret team of government agents snuck into the twin towers on 9/10, and wrapped the building with enough explosives to take it down?

And they hid all of this from everyone, and even by 9am the next day, no one in maintenance/cleaning staff/ or anyone else saw anything?

and on top of that, no member of the secret team has breathed a word of this to anyone?

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 1:20pm | #

fact: foreknowledge of the attack on Pearl Harbor by elements, including those of very high rank and stature, of the United States government is well established and incontrovertible.

We KNOW this is a "fact" because jackal said it "is well established and incontrovertible."

PC | April 8, 2008, 1:22pm | #

Also these stories are rather old. The Ventura piece happened over a week ago. The Willie Nelson news happened even weeks before Michael went on his AIPAC trip.

Cosmo Overlord,

Northwoods wasn't about flying planes into buildings. They were going to get a lot of spooks posing as college kids, put them on a plane, switch planes south of Florida, and blow up the empty plane saying it was Cuba. They were also going to fire mortar into US bases and blame that on Cuba. There might also be a couple of other things, but I don't believe flying planes into buildings was one of them.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:22pm | #

capo ... I do not subscribe to any of those theories. I do not believe for one moment that this was the work of the U.S. government. I do believe that, like in the case of Pearl Harbor, the government knew it was going to happen and allowed it to occur so as to further their aims in this world.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:23pm | #

J sub D ... prove me wrong.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:25pm | #

Hey Jackal, what about the North American Union? And don't forget the OneWorldGovernment! What about them?

ed | April 8, 2008, 1:26pm | #

Those buildings never existed in the first place. All a mirage, a nefarious plan by our neocon overlords. What? Mother? Is that you, mother? The strawberries! Get them off me!

Episiarch | April 8, 2008, 1:27pm | #

Uh, jackal, prove yourself right.

gorak | April 8, 2008, 1:28pm | #

Yes, the Bush administration executed the most amazing perfect and unbelievably precise conspiracy in the history of the United States... And I was about to vote for Ventura.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 1:29pm | #

J sub D ... prove me wrong.

There are two hundren ming vasae on the far side of the moon. Prove me wrong.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:29pm | #

cesar .. FYI ... The North American Union is baloney, and the one world government crowd reads WAY too much into things. Do not try to lump me in with the moonbats. I am offering a reasoned argument. Please re-read my comments ... nowhere do I say that I concur with Willie Nelson or Jesse Ventura or any other person who believes that the government sent secret demolition squads to NYC on 9/11.
read this if you have the time or inclination:
http://www.independent.org/newsroom/article.asp?id=408

Cosmoarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:30pm | #

jackal the carlos, why do you hate jews? WW2 was national greatness, do you seriosuly wish Hitler had killed more jews. We can tell your a nutter, don't come around here. Seriously the government has never lied to us for long, the secrets always leak out because we have a strong free press. When it comes out we always learn that it was just honest little mistakes, take you anti-semitic talk elsewhere.

Bingo | April 8, 2008, 1:30pm | #

Cosmo Overlord is the worst poster on HnR

j | April 8, 2008, 1:31pm | #

i really don't mind truthers as long as they stay in their corner of the internet. but why do they need to show up to all the fucking RP and libertarian events???

because people who distrust the government like the idea of less government power?

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:31pm | #

Jackal, do you seriously assume effective government malice before simple government incompetence? First rule of being a libertarian is to realize that government doesn't work very well. Thats why I'm quite willing to believe the feds fucked up on a massive level in 2001.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:32pm | #

J sub D ... there are 50,185 stinging nettles in your ass-crack. Prove me wrong. Congratulations ... you got the point. You can no more prove me wrong than I can prove you wrong. We are left to reason what the facts are ... proof is never positive.

Episiarch | April 8, 2008, 1:33pm | #

Conspiracy theorists like jackal make me want to go watch The Skulls. At least that was entertaining.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 1:34pm | #

You gotta love conspiracy theory nuts.
Every family has one that is tolerated at Thanksgiving dinner.

"Hey, Uncle Milhouse is crazy, but we still love him."

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:35pm | #

Heres my reasoning:

1) Government, on all levels, fucks up on daily basis

2) Government is rarely efficient or effective

3) Therefore, its much more probable the feds fucked up and didn't know what the hell was going on before 9/11 than knew what was going to happen and chose not to do anything about it.

PC | April 8, 2008, 1:35pm | #

One thing that causes all these "conspiracy theories" are our shady politicians. Zelikow himself is a piece of garbage for starters, not the right man to head the commission if you ask me.

But then look at history. Our CIA was involved in radicalizing muslims for a while. After the Soviet-Afghan War was over we obviously completely severed ties with those radicals who just so happen to attack us and those conspiracy minded folks just cannot get that through their thick head. One might not find reality as a sufficient explanation but it is generally accepted as true. That's just common sense.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:37pm | #

I hate 9/11 troofers. Please read the 9/11 commission report like me and see why WTC 7 fell! No one who knows anything about civil engineering or architecture believes any of the tin foil hat theories about WTC 7. If you don't believe the government you are so stupid.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:37pm | #

cesar ... point taken, and I quite agree that government is incompetent. By way of analogy ... you have a co-worker that is a bumbling buffoon. He can do nothing right. he jams the printer, he crashes servers at the office, he is basically an idiot. But one day, another person entrusts him with a big secret. Will he keep it? Will he blab to everyone is sight? You see, you cannot connect the incompetence to his ability to keep a secret. It may seem counterintuitive, but he just may be able to keep a secret from you, even if that secret is dangerous. He may have two left feet, but he may be able to keep a secret close to his vest.

Bingo | April 8, 2008, 1:37pm | #

J sub D ... there are 50,185 stinging nettles in your ass-crack. Prove me wrong. Congratulations ... you got the point. You can no more prove me wrong than I can prove you wrong. We are left to reason what the facts are ... proof is never positive.
You're an idiot. Why don't you look in the ass crack instead of speculating and then crying about how no one could possibly know the truth?

Oh wait your head is already shoved so far up your own ass there is no way to evaluate anyone else's ass.

FatDrunkAndStupid | April 8, 2008, 1:38pm | #

PC,

To be fair, Ventura never says he is speaking from experience. In fact, he goes out of his way to make clear he isn't speaking from experience and that the UDC never did controlled explosions. Jones is the one who first claims Ventura is an expert, and then after Ventura specifically refutes this, ignores everything he said and continues to cite him as some sort of expert. I'd also take exception to the suggestion he "unequivocally" stated the buildings were imploded. All Jesse said was that it looked like the kind of explosions he sees in Las Vegas, and he was outraged that the 9/11 report ignored mention of the collapse of building 7 altogether. Alex Jones' style tends to consist of making long winded leading statements rather than questions, and Prison Planet seems to be focusing more on the words he put in Ventura's mouth rather than the words that actually came out of Ventura's mouth.

PC | April 8, 2008, 1:38pm | #

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:35pm | #

I agree. Look out how bad they accidentally messed up the Iraq intell. Just government being government.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:40pm | #

that is right Cesar,
All bad things the government does are accidents. They have good intentions and really do love us. I think The great libertarian Thomas Paine said that.

TrickyVic | April 8, 2008, 1:40pm | #

Anyone who has seen buildings imploded are well aware that the WTC towers collapsed in the same manner. That proves nothing, execpt they fell in a manner consistant with buildings that were imploded by demolition.

It offers no proof of cause.

ChicagoTom | April 8, 2008, 1:40pm | #

I just...ok, so what exactly is the theory here?

The theory would seem to be that the government allowed 9/11 to happen because it was politically beneficial to have it happen.

The reality is that the neocons definitely wanted to attack Iraq even before 9/11 happened. This has been documented. (PNAC springs to mind, among other places)

But the neocons needed an excuse/reason.
(-- even the week after 9/11 I remember reading a quote by Rumsefled in USA Today where he talked about the need to go after Saddam that left me scratching my head wondering what Iraq had to do with any of this.))

Without the events of 9/11, the Iraq war probably wouldn't have happened, nor would many of the civil liberties curtailments have happened (at least not to the same degree nor in the same scope.) The panic and fear whipped up post 9/11 has allowed the government to intrude into our lives much more than they should be, and has pushed many people to accept the "it's for your own security" when taking away our rights.

The easiest way to control a population and keep them subservient is to have a common external enemy and to keep people afraid of boogeymen (like terrorists who will kill us here if don't fight them over there)

So the theory is that the gov't allowed 9/11 to happen in order to justify more surveilance, more control over the population, curtailing of rights (like the 1st and 4th amendments) and to do away with things like Due Process and fair trials (see Enemy Combatants, secret trials, evidence gained via coercive interrogation/torture)

At least that is the theory anyway. And in reality, I don't find it that far fetched.

Politicians and government types are power hungry and no I don't find it hard to believe that they would allow a catastrophic event (and maybe even the people who did want it to happen underestimated how many fatalities would occur or the scope of the event)

Now do I find it believable that the government actually demolished the buildings and all that crap?? not in the least.

But I personally wouldn't find it that hard to believe that certain people sat on actionable intelligence and did nothing knowing what was about to happen. That is a "conspiracy" that is much smaller and easier to pull off.

And no I don't believe the 9/11 commission report. Those people were tasked with whitewashing the whole mess.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:41pm | #

jsub, episiarch ... you think I am nutty. I think you are naive. Yes, naive. I know your types rather well... one of them happens to be my brother, God bless him. The well-spoken, book-smart genius that cannot fathom anything outside the rigid rules of logic that his brain must be attuned to. You lack street smarts.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:42pm | #

No you idiot, when they have good intentions for us they fuck up. When they have bad intentions for us they fuck up. They screw up no matter what their intentions are.

Conspiracy theorists think the government is all-powerful and all-effective, and could perfect our lives if it really WATED to. But instead this uber-competent, uber-effective, uber-secret organization has bad intentions and is running the world to their benefit from behind the scenes.

How the hell is it libertarian to think that?

Casey Serin | April 8, 2008, 1:44pm | #

The U.S. government is headed by a bunch of incompetent, war-mongering gay men... not that there's anything wrong with that!!

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:44pm | #

Chicago Tom, I agree the "let it happen" idea is less nutty than the government actively carrying it out. But I still don't think its nearly as probable as the government screwing it up big time.

Bingo | April 8, 2008, 1:44pm | #

TrickyVic:

Imploding is a means of collapsing a building using small explosive charges to weaken the structural integrity. The building doesn't collapse because of the explosions, it collapses on itself because it can not hold itself up any longer.

The plane crashes weakened the structural integrity of the WTC. It makes sense that buildings without structural integrity collapse in the same manner.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:45pm | #

bingo ... go fuck yourself. I am an idiot? The only thing you have to offer to my elaborated thoughts on a complex topic is that bullshit? You have a small mind, are insecure, and full of yourself... try offering something meaningful next time, instead of reflexively lashing out against men with larger penises than you.

Michael Pack | April 8, 2008, 1:47pm | #

Anyone who has ever watched Discovery would know better.It takes many days of prep and calculations to implode a building.Not to mention the people and drilling involved..After seeing the pros do it I must say it is impressive.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 1:48pm | #

PC, Zelikow has a long history of being a dedicated public servant.

After George W. Bush took office, Zelikow was named to a position on the President's Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board [PFIAB], and worked on other task forces and commissions as well. He directed the bipartisan National Commission on Federal Election Reform, created after the 2000 election and chaired by former presidents Jimmy Carter and Gerald Ford, along with Lloyd Cutler and Bob Michel. This Commission's recommendations led directly to congressional consideration and enactment into law of the Help America Vote Act of 2002.[3]

when Richard Haass, a senior aide to Secretary of State Colin Powell and the director of policy planning at the State Department, drafted for the administration an overview of America’s national security strategy following the September 11, 2001 attacks, Dr. Rice, the national security advisor, "ordered that the document be completely rewritten. She thought the Bush administration needed something bolder, something that would represent a more dramatic break with the ideas of the past. Rice turned the writing over to her old colleague, University of Virginia Professor Philip Zelikow." This document, issued on September 17, 2002, is generally recognized as a significant document in the War on Terrorism.

What were you doing when Zelikow was helping fight the war on terror? sitting in your mom's basement drinking mountain dew? I think your nut job talk about Zelikow being slimy is completely out of line. There are no reports of anything being done to cover up the truth!

If it weren't for Zelikow we might not even have fair elections....so you should really be thanking the man for our democracy.

brotherben | April 8, 2008, 1:48pm | #

On special this week:

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Bingo | April 8, 2008, 1:48pm | #

jackal the carlos:

There are 50,185 neurons in your brain, and not a single one of them is firing. Prove me wrong.

JLM | April 8, 2008, 1:48pm | #

"How could those buildings fall at the speed of gravity"

I seem to recall that objects accelerate downward at 9.8m/s^2. Buildings probably are a special case.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 1:51pm | #

jackal,

Your social skill set appears to be as lacking as your reasoning abilities.

Oh well.

mediageek | April 8, 2008, 1:51pm | #

9-11 truthers crack me right up.

Sparky | April 8, 2008, 1:52pm | #

"I think you are naive. Yes, naive. I know your types rather well... one of them happens to be my brother, God bless him. The well-spoken, book-smart genius that cannot fathom anything outside the rigid rules of logic that his brain must be attuned to. You lack street smarts."

That has to be the most charmingly stupid, un-self-consciously ironic definition of naive I've ever read.

"You're naive cuz you don't believe wild unsubstantiated allegations."

SugarFree | April 8, 2008, 1:52pm | #

jackal,

You had the joke down pat. You had most of us convinced. And then you had to throw in the "larger penises" jab. You flew too high, Icarus, and the wings melted off your joke trolling.

Katrina Was An Inside Job | April 8, 2008, 1:52pm | #

You guys are all missing the much bigger conspiracy:

Al Gore was behind Katrina.

That's right, his henchmen in the Army Corps of Engineers deliberately built the levees too weakly, so that they would collapse, thus giving support to his global warming agenda.

Also, if you look at the hurricane's path, it's clear only an artificial hurricane could have headed directly toward a city.

J | April 8, 2008, 1:52pm | #

When it comes to the government messing up, incompetence is the most likely reason. I think that explains 9/11 accurately.

But, the most likely reason still doesn't mean the reason. While I find it unlikely, I cannot out of hand dismiss the idea that it was allowed to happen. I don't think it was, but I certainly don't feel any conviction that it wasn't either.

mediageek | April 8, 2008, 1:53pm | #

The well-spoken, book-smart genius that cannot fathom anything outside the rigid rules of logic that his brain must be attuned to. You lack street smarts.
If everyone would just clap hard enough, we can bring the towers back up from the rubble!

ChicagoTom | April 8, 2008, 1:54pm | #

Chicago Tom, I agree the "let it happen" idea is less nutty than the government actively carrying it out. But I still don't think its nearly as probable as the government screwing it up big time.

Cesar,

I hear you.
But here's my belief. There are lots of career government employees in agencies that are tasked with our security and intelligence gathering etc. And beurocrats are big on covering their ass and making sure they aren't the fall guy. The type of government "screw-up" that many people want to attribute it to is TOO big to be mere incompetence in my eyes. If it is just incompetence, then it's criminal incompetence and people should be held accountable. To this point, no one has.

I remember a lot of people saying things like "well we were caught of guard" or "we were surprised" -- well that works for you and I who are nobodies -- but if your job is to defend America and you work for government agencies that whose sole purpose is intelligence and security, then "We were caught off guard" is not a believable excuse. That doesn't cut it for me.

In the same way that I don't believe that all of these wrongful convictions and malicious prosecutions that we have seen on this forum are merely "the government screwing up" but instead certain actors have a malicious intent (prosecutors, judges and LEOs who want to look tough on crime or pad their stats for more funding), I also don't believe that the events of 9/11 were nothing than a mere folly of our government agencies tasked with defending our land.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:54pm | #

I am laughing ... seriously. Most of you H&R folks are just so goddamn full of yourselves and your notions of truth that you cannot see the forest for the trees.

Gabe Harris | April 8, 2008, 1:55pm | #

Cesar,
So the government always fucks up except if it is in a foreign country? Pol Pot tried to eliminate the educated classes and move everyone to the country and he did it....why is he the one governemnt that didn't fuck up?

Have you ever read the House of Morgan or Titan by Ron Chernow? succesful businessmen who are very smart, efficient and competent got tired of having their margins reduced so they promoted socialist politicians who would work with them to set up barriers to entry and protect their profit margins through government/private cooperation. They executed their plans pretty effectively and it is documented history. If you don't know about then it might be enlightening to you to try reading it.

Pro Libertate | April 8, 2008, 1:55pm | #

I hope Carl Weathers becomes governor somewhere. That would complete the Predator trifecta.

Bingo | April 8, 2008, 1:55pm | #

If only we were as enlightened and intelligent as you jackal...

Sean Healy | April 8, 2008, 1:55pm | #

I think alot of people want it to come out that our government was responsible for 9/11 and I'm not sure why.

Because it's a lot more reassuring to believe that an otherwise benign organization we nominally control occasionally does something monumentally evil than to KNOW a band of cave-dwelling psychos on the other side of the world could f*ck us cross-eyed without us having a clue what was coming.

Conspiracy theories are essentially expressions of preference for pattern over randomness, necessity over contingency, "logic" over irrationality. Someone brings a whole lot of crazy down on you on September 11th? Well, an over-application of "reason" seems like a good antidote to some people.

This sort of thinking is kin to the bad karma/blowback school of thought, i.e. "we brought this on ourselves".

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:56pm | #

Theres 0% chance the government actively carried it out.

Theres probably about a 5% chance they "let it happen".

95% of chance of simply screwing up.

Having said that, does that mean the government would exploit 9/11 for their own interests even if they had no idea it was going to happen? Hell yes, they would, and they have.

The Tsunami Was An Inside Job | April 8, 2008, 1:56pm | #

Forget 9/11 and Katrina, those are small potatoes.

Our government has been hijacked by a secret cabal of Radical Poseidonists. Through a dark ritual involving human sacrifice, they caused the tsunami that killed hundreds of thousands of people.

Why? Simple. They want to place dyhydrogen monoxide under strict government control.

http://www.dhmo.org/

With DHMO banned, they will control all access to their twisted religion's primary source of power.

Open your eyes people! Your government is lying to you!

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 1:56pm | #

Seriously ... most of you sound like super-smarmy neo-cons that find any suggestion that the government may happen to know what we dont know absolutely foolish ... tell me, how does Bill Kristol's dick taste?

Shawn | April 8, 2008, 1:57pm | #

Seeing "jackal" and "Jesse Ventura" in the same thread made me think of this episode.

I confess that I voted for him and I don't regret it. Policy-wise he was great on separation of church and state, but did support the light rail boondoggle. Plus he had a habit of pushing somewhat trivial legislation that was transparently about his personal tastes rather than the public good or what voters wanted. At least it was transparent and trivial, which is better than most politicians, IMO.

The best part of his time in office was seeing how much he constantly pissed off the Republicans, Democrats and press. When he won, the looked of disappointed entitlement on their faces was priceless. And the petty, seething bitterness lasted through his whole term. Good times.

Now, as far as a presidential run, the guy has more baggage than a 747 full of supermodels. He's not going to make it far before that stuff comes out.

Everybody already knew this right? | April 8, 2008, 1:57pm | #

Cosmo Overlord = Gabe Harris

PC | April 8, 2008, 1:58pm | #

Cosmo Overlord,

I guess you do have a point. I did learn something from him, starting from page 5 of this link. He does seem like an intelligent man.

http://webstorage1.mcpa.virginia.edu/library/mc/mcreport/vol14_num3.pdf

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 1:59pm | #

The sad thing is, there are actually people in the Muslim world who think we caused the Tsunami by exploding a nuclear device underwater to kill Muslims.

Castro even used to say we had some secret machine that would divert hurricaines from the USA to Cuba.

Jackal-

The government couldn't keep Abu Ghirab a secret. They couldn't plant some WMDs in Iraq. They couldn't keep the secret CIA prisons in Eastern Europe a secret. And on and on.

Something tells me they couldn't keep "We let 9/11 happen on purpose" a secret, either.

Ramsey | April 8, 2008, 2:00pm | #

I don't know if any of you also post on fark, but there is a picture floating around that sums this up perfectly (face:palm). I guess I am one of those that, lacking proof, is perfectly willing to blame incompetence instead of malice. Do I think we know the whole story? Absolutely not, but the people who think that the building was rigged with explosives or thermite are absolutely batshit crazy. It is much more likely that some mid-level bureaucrat left the memo sitting in his to-do box than some grand collusion at the highest levels of power.

The really evil shit that the government does is bad enough, no need to ascribe them the powers of a superman and make up conspiracies. Most of the evil shit happened because of mismanagement rather than design anyways.

(see Waco, Ruby Ridge, armed dynamic entry, Iran Contra, Bay of Pigs, Taliban in Afghanistan, crack in inner cities, Muslim agitation, etc)

The only really evil conspiracy I can think of (MK ULTRA and other tests on soldiers/citizens) was plagued by mismanagement and only involved mid-level players anyway.

Sparky | April 8, 2008, 2:01pm | #

"...most of you sound like super-smarmy neo-cons that find any suggestion that the government may happen to know what we dont know absolutely foolish..."

Yeah, if there's one common characteristic of the folks on H&R, it's a dogged unwillingness to doubt anything said or done by the government. Good call, jackal. Your powers of observation are matched only by your "street smarts."

TrickyVic | April 8, 2008, 2:01pm | #

"""Imploding is a means of collapsing a building using small explosive charges to weaken the structural integrity. The building doesn't collapse because of the explosions, it collapses on itself because it can not hold itself up any longer."""

I'm well aware of that.

"""The plane crashes weakened the structural integrity of the WTC. It makes sense that buildings without structural integrity collapse in the same manner.""

That's false. Demolition crews have to place explosives in the right places and they are detonated in a specific order to control the collapes. Buildings that lose integrity may not and probably will not fall like a controlled demolition. Which still has nothing to do with the cause

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 2:02pm | #

jackal and chicago tom,
Everyone knows that if you want to demolish a steel framed building all you have to do is set it on fire and that will make it collapse. CDI is a sham corporation that cons suckers into paying for explosive charges, engineering and steel cutting thermite....all you have to do is set the building on fire and it's structural integrity will weaken and it will fall down. It happens all the time.

Besides, there is no way the CIA or Mossad or whoever could have gotten past security and rigged up building 7 like that...no way.

SugarFree | April 8, 2008, 2:02pm | #

PL,

What? No love for Bill Duke? The man shaves without water!

How about all four? Quadfecta!

Pearl Harbor Was An Inside Job | April 8, 2008, 2:02pm | #

Come on, it's so obvious: the warmongering FDR administration was just itching for an excuse to attack Japan, but public opinion was heavily against it.

What are the odds we would totally miss an entire Japanese attack fleet, and that soldiers would happen to be off duty?

Open your eyes, people!

And now, 60 years later, we STILL have troops in Japan and Germany. When will this madness end?

J | April 8, 2008, 2:02pm | #

"Yeah, if there's one common characteristic of the folks on H&R, it's a dogged unwillingness to doubt anything said or done by the government. Good call, jackal. Your powers of observation are matched only by your "street smarts.""

Win

First Little Pig | April 8, 2008, 2:03pm | #

I think that it is most likely that the govt was simply inept and that the planes brought the towers down on their own.

However, I do not entirely discount the idea that some group (terrorist or perhaps even made up of insiders (government, business, ...)) had some foreknowledge of the attacks and rigged the buildings with explosives or did something to encourage a larger catastrophe. Perhaps this group was behind the whole thing including the plane attacks themselves.

It could also have been behind the anthrax attacks to ensure that the US people would berzerk and allow all that has come to pass. It seems clear that the planning for the Anthrax attacks came before 9/11

ChicagoTom | April 8, 2008, 2:03pm | #

Something tells me they couldn't keep "We let 9/11 happen on purpose" a secret, either.

Cesar,

In fairness, those other "secrets" had far too many players to try and keep it quiet...

but if what you have are classified Intelligence Estimates that talk about Hijackers potentially using planes to blow up buildings, and you just choose to never pass that on to the proper agencies...that would seem much easier to conceal, no?

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:03pm | #

cesar ... at least you are responding to me with some kind of intelligence. Ok, I will respond to your assertions ...and they are well stated and I understand what you are saying. And I agree that the most logical thing to do, given the nature of government, is to assume terminal incompetence. However ... that does not negate the possibility that it COULD happen. History is fascinating partly due to the fact that it consists of strange, counterintuitive oddities. The second point I would make, once again, is Pearl Harbor. Please read the link I provided above ... it is indeed possible for a SMALL circle of people to keep a secret.

The JFK Assassination Was An Inside Job | April 8, 2008, 2:03pm | #

This one's too easy.

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:04pm | #

The reality is that the neocons definitely wanted to attack Iraq even before 9/11 happened. This has been documented. (PNAC springs to mind, among other places)

This is the one part that the troofers more or less have right.

If you read Woodward's first Bush book (Bush at War, ithink was the title), which came out in 2002, the very first thing some people at the emergency cabinet meeting on that day bring up is a desire to go after Sadam. It was both surprising and striking to see this when I read the book some months after OIF started.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:06pm | #

ChicagoTom-

I said I give the "let it happen" theory that involves a VERY small group of people at about 5% probability.

With regards to Pearl Harbor, the theory that FDR let it happen has very teneous support among historians. Again, its possible but not very probable. Our intelligence knew there was going to be a Japanese attack, but they thought it would be at Manila Bay (where we WERE on a war footing, btw), not Pearl Harbor. They didn't expect the Japanese to be so brazen as to attack a U.S. Territory so far from Japanese shores.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:07pm | #

lol ... so funny. I dont think H&R people are government loving robots ... I just think they share the same denial problems.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 2:07pm | #

This is absurd, nobody that knows anything about demolition thinks there is anything fishy about building 7. Show me one legitimate expert that has the slightest concern!...are you sure your not high TrickyVic?

The government never ever wants to hurt people or cover things up that is the first rule of being a libertarian.

Jose Ortega y Gasset | April 8, 2008, 2:08pm | #

Occam's razor.

Reason Online Is An Inside Job | April 8, 2008, 2:08pm | #

Did you know Reason is distributed by the Internet...which was created by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency!?!?!?!

Come on, could it be any more obvious? They are covering up the numerous plots by our all-powerful ultracompetent gov't has secretly carried out!

At least a few people in this thread are intelligent, thoughtful, street-smart, and wise enough to see the truth.

The rest of you are just gov't sheep. Baa! Baa!

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:09pm | #

With regards to Building 7, talk to any lawyer worth his salt. In any investigation there are going going to be loose ends and things left unexplained. It does not therefore follow that theres a conspiracy.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 2:11pm | #

First Little Pig,
"I think that it is most likely that the govt was simply inept and that the planes brought the towers down on their own. "

Exactly, there was a third plane that hit WTC 7 that most people didn't see and the media didn't talk about it and it helped bring down that tower.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:11pm | #

Hey "Inside Job" ... was funny at first. Then just a bit amusing. Now, neither. Not so much.

Secret Gov't 9/11 Plotter | April 8, 2008, 2:13pm | #

Mwahahahahaha! You'll never find the evidence!!

It was the perfect crime, and I would have gotten away with it cleanly if not for you meddling kids.

But don't worry, soon you will disappear, just like all the Jews we warned on Sept 10.

brotherben | April 8, 2008, 2:15pm | #

roiaij,

You take that back! Everyone knows that Al Gore created the internet.


blasphemer!

Jackal The Carlos Is An Inside Job | April 8, 2008, 2:16pm | #

Isn't it obvious? The government is sending out these people like Jesse Ventura and Carlos to make really dumb arguments about how the gov't was behind 9/11... in order to distract us from the REAL evidence they were behind 9/11!

Nice try, Carlos. Your little CIA hijinks may have fooled the rest of the Reason crowd, but my mind is too strong for your Jedi tricks.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 2:16pm | #

Ockham's razor, yes the simplest explanation is that the government is telling the truth(as it normally is) and that you should have no suspicions for those who wish to send your sons to die in a decades long global war on terrorism.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:18pm | #

Paleotarain Dipshit-

No, people are saying that the government isn't smart enough to lie very well and is generally unable to keep secrets. You, on the other hand, assume perfect competence from the government.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:20pm | #

I despite Truthers. All of their "evidence" comes from secrecy itself, not from anything that actually happened. They have wild imaginations that create connections where there are none.

And the more reasonable voices such as "jackal the carlos" would be shouted down at a Truther gathering. It's not enough to suggest government foreknowledge or incompetence by one or two individuals -- 9/11 MUST be part of a BigConspiracy to let teh immigrants TakeOver tehCountry.

Read Nozick re: the "hidden hand" (i.e., the assertion of connections where there are none)

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:20pm | #

Cesar ...why so absolutist? i am very curious as to that line of reasoning... incompetence does not drive out the ability to get lucky in plotting something evil.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:20pm | #

*despise

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:20pm | #

even retards can premeditate a murder

Jose Ortega y Gasset | April 8, 2008, 2:21pm | #

By the way, Carlos, H&R is not the usual Internet conspiracy nutjob circle jerk where small dick comments are de rigeur. This is H&R. On behalf of the Reason Select Sub Committee on Penis Apathy, we really don't care about the size of your John Thomas. If it's truly a monster, we're content that you simply don't let it terrorize the local villages.

As for Occam, conspiracy is a complex theory. A terrorist attack in response to U.S. foreign policy and abetted by government incompetence is relatively simple by comparison.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:21pm | #

Ockham's razor = rejecting the fallacy that just because X allowed Y to happen means that X intended Y and all of Y's consequences.

Cosmotarian Overlord | April 8, 2008, 2:22pm | #

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:09pm | #

"With regards to Building 7, talk to any lawyer worth his salt. In any investigation there are going going to be loose ends and things left unexplained. It does not therefore follow that theres a conspiracy."

That's what I'm saying, any good lawyer will tell you that if someone asks about a loose end that it is best to just ignore it and don't release the evidence you have to answer the question. That is why lawyers should advise the government to not show the video tapes of the Pentagon cash and to just not mention NIST studies about WTC 7.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:22pm | #

Yes jackal, retards can premeditate a murder. And they are almost always caught by the police.

This is fun! | April 8, 2008, 2:22pm | #

Lusitania was an inside job!
Maine was an inside job!
Little Big Horn was an inside job!
Fort Sumter was an inside job!
The Alamo was an inside job!
The Boston Massacre was an inside job!

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:23pm | #

Paleotarian Dipshit-

I'm not a structural engineer, nor do I play one on the internet. What about you?

Zombie Sonny Bono | April 8, 2008, 2:23pm | #

I knew it was coming. I heard their wispers. I saw the plans to destroy the towers and kidnap the children for the underground alien factories. AND THEY KILLED ME.

Now give me some sweet juicy brains.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:24pm | #

Cosmotarian -- Tapes of the Pentagon crash? There were REAL PEOPLE who died. These people ARE GONE. It's stupid and disrespectful to suggest that no, these weren't people, they just made those people up so they could shoot laser beams or whatever.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:24pm | #

No no no Democratic Republican, they're keeping them in secret prisons in Eastern Europe and/or Guantanamo! /sarcasm

Gabe Harris | April 8, 2008, 2:25pm | #

Didn't the government keep the Manhattan project a pretty big secret? nevermind, that is just a tinfoil hat theory, the government doesn't have nuclear bombs.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:25pm | #

damn it...I've been duped AGAIN. I surrender to the paleolibertarians and their infinitely great and vast gnostic wisdom that gives them insight into the inner workings of the world.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:26pm | #

Gabe-

Actually, they couldn't keep the Manhattan Project a secret. The Soviets found out about it, and stole technology from us.

Try again.

capelza | April 8, 2008, 2:27pm | #

I'm with Chicago Tom.

Am I the only person who remembers that Ashcroft said he wasn't flying public carriers in the summer of 2001? I remember it then...

BUT, I do not think that Bush, et al did this. I do think it is entirely possible that "they" wanted to let something happen, but never in their wildest dreams did it occur to them that it wouldn't be OKC sized, but instead took down the WTC.

Incompetence and hubris, though, are probably the big problems.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:27pm | #

Gabe: So...Zacari and the others were on the government payroll?

Because unless they were, the analogy is false. Letting idiots do something and hiring them to do it are two different things (not that I think EITHER happened).

Isaac Bartram | April 8, 2008, 2:27pm | #

The sad thing is, there are actually people in the Muslim world who think we caused the Tsunami by exploding a nuclear device underwater to kill Muslims.
The sad thing to me is, the fact that there are actually religious people who think God caused the Tsunami to punish evil people. Even sadder is the fact that most of the people I've heard espouse that POV were Muslim clerics.

Zombie Sonny Bono | April 8, 2008, 2:27pm | #

Nom-nom-nom.

Not much brains among the troothers.

Wedge Antilles | April 8, 2008, 2:28pm | #

Operation New Hope was an inside job!

Reverend Jeremiah Wright | April 8, 2008, 2:29pm | #

9/11 was a Plot by our KKK-controlled Government in order to kill Blacks. Blaming the Arabs is just more Racism.

Also, I really like Hamas. Does anyone have a Letter praising them for our next church flyer?

ed | April 8, 2008, 2:29pm | #

I blame the French.

Gabe Harris | April 8, 2008, 2:29pm | #

Demo republican,
I think Cosmo was saying that the Pentagon could clear up a lot of conspiracy theories by realeasing all the tapes they confiscated that would have shown the plane hitting the Pentagon, but they have refused to release them based on national security. Nobody is saying people didn't die there that day.
Apparently they are working under the theory that hiding evidence is the best way to clean up loose ends that any lawyer will tell you are inevitable.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:30pm | #

Gabe: well, then I would agree with that. that's what i meant when i said most of this turmoil is caused more by secrecy than what actually happened. Sorry for misunderstanding.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:30pm | #

Yes Demo Republican, the Paleotarians clearly are all expert structural engineers, lawyers, and great students of history who can peer into the secret inner workings of the world. We must bow to their superior knowledge.

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:32pm | #

'releasing the tapes showing the plane hitting the pentagon'

hey dumbass they have.

Rimfax | April 8, 2008, 2:33pm | #

jackal, your arguments have been well and truly debunked so many times that there is a lengthy Wikipedia page detailing the flaws.

Gabe Harris | April 8, 2008, 2:34pm | #

Cesar,
Well this isn't a secret either because Germanys head of defense and the Italian prime minister both say it was an inside job.

As for who is on what payroll, your getting ridiculous, I just want to see a real investigation. Numerous books do state that Osama Bin Laden has gotten some CIA money though, I hope that isn't too hard for you to track down.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:34pm | #

Ok, I will try a new tack, and it's just to see where your minds are... do you think the government knows anything about ufo's?

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:35pm | #

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:32pm | #

'releasing the tapes showing the plane hitting the pentagon'

hey dumbass they have.

In that case, I retract my apology. :) You can see how much I worry about all of this...

Taktix® | April 8, 2008, 2:36pm | #

Wow, I haven't seen a thread go crazypants like this in a while.

jackal the carlos,

Just so you know, most of the people who post here regularly base their opinions on observable fact. The various emotional appeals and ad hominem arguments you have used do not convince people of a logical mind.

It might work on LGF or Freeper forums, but that shit doesn't fly here.

In addition, shouting more loudly does not make your point any more true or false. This is not talk radio.

When you pose a theory that by all measures of common sense is... unusual, it is expected that you prove this by some observable evidence. Spouting out a rather unconvincing list of coincidences does not meet an acceptable argumentative standard in any real debate forum, and to demand such only prevents others from taking you seriously.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:36pm | #

Gabe: Ya, he got CIA money -- during that whole thing where we sent him money to help fight the Soviets in Afghanistan (you may have seen this in Rambo III).

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:36pm | #

I think the "UFOs" were probably either spy planes from the Soviet Union or experimental aircraft.

Jim Bob | April 8, 2008, 2:37pm | #

I'm no truther, but the mass sneering which always clogs these 9/11 threads saddens me a bit. I guess maybe it could be because people are tired of talking about it (and there's no deprogramming a truther; that's a depressing fact of post 9/11 life).

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:38pm | #

Taktix ... ahhh, observable. Define observable. Do you believe Abraham Lincoln existed? can you observe that fact?

Gabe Harris | April 8, 2008, 2:39pm | #

so secrecy from the american people on this is obstruction of justice in my book....prison time for some high level government officials.

Kolohe,
there are lots of tapes they haven't released you can choose to read about it or not. There are dozens of reagan, bush and carter administration officials, civil engineers, ex CIA, ex-generals, military pilots etc who say that the official story is so contradictory and indicative of a cover up that a better independently appointed commission needs to be set up. You really want me to do a data dump again? I won't but if your curious you can checkout ....

http://www.patriotsquestion911.com/

I'm gone for today I swear...i think i can

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:39pm | #

Jim Bob: I think the last thing explains where I'm at. Arguing with a Truther is no different than arguing with any other fundamentalist.

Jackal: Re: aliens. Have you read Roswell, Texas by L. Neil Smith? If so, you'll know where I'm at on that issue. :)

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:39pm | #

Jim Bob-

I sneer at the troofers who say the government actually actively carried it out because they deserve to be sneered at.

I can see where the "let it happen" people are coming from even if I don't buy it, though.

Sparky | April 8, 2008, 2:39pm | #

"do you think the government knows anything about ufo's?"

Don't you think a better question would be are you aware of any compelling evidence regarding UFOs and govt involvement?

It's the whole evidence concept that you seem to be missing out on. Like when you stated as "well established and incontrovertible fact" that higher ups in the govt knew about Pearl Harbor, but when J sub D asked you for evidence you responded "Prove me wrong." If that's your response when asked for evidence of such dramatic claim, you might as well get a tattoo on your forehead that says "I'm a gullible moron."

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:39pm | #

JimBob ... tell me, which side here is really sneering?

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 2:41pm | #

WHY do patriots question 9/11? What difference would it make if I woke up tomorrow and agreed with you, Gabe?

Would I oppose the Patriot Act more or less? Would I oppose the war in Iraq more or less?
Would I value limited government and civil liberties more or less?

What actual difference does it make?

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:41pm | #

Sparky ... did you read the link I provided? If not, read it and then talk to me.

Qbryzan | April 8, 2008, 2:42pm | #

do you think the government knows anything about ufo's?

Wouldn't that make them IFO's?

Gabe Harris | April 8, 2008, 2:43pm | #

they won't engage in any UFO talk with you now, they just repeat troofer until someone jumps in and says your a anti-semite...then it's all over.

As for me I pretty much don't beleive space ships from other planets have been here for awhile...those freaky aztec carvings with the planes and the little windows...what do you think they were?

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 2:43pm | #

Good call, jackal. Your powers of observation are matched only by your "street smarts."

Au contraire. I've already mentioned his social skills and reasoning abilities.

Gabe Harris, glad you could make it! It wouldn't be a conspiracy party without you.

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:44pm | #

You really want me to do a data dump again?

Not particularly. I have a feeling the proprieters of this site will dump you if you do it again, but of course, it's their call to make.

PC | April 8, 2008, 2:44pm | #

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:32pm | #

There are many more tapes that show the event and the one or two that they released were of horrible quality. Even someone with casual knowledge of truthers knows their argument on this one. The tapes that were released were of piss poor quality. All the other tapes surrounding the area that were physically confiscated by the Feds shortly after the plane hit the Pentagon have yet to be released.

I've watched the released tapes, and as someone who believes that a plane hit the Pentagon, I was disappointed because they are not trying to quiet the missile and lazer beam wackjobs. They have to have much better footage that shows a plane hitting the Pentagon to finally put some of these wackjobs to rest.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 2:45pm | #

Didn't the government keep the Manhattan project a pretty big secret? nevermind, that is just a tinfoil hat theory, the government doesn't have nuclear bombs.

Glad you brought that up. Two years after Trinity, the USSR had the technical details of the A-bomb. Two years. Not a hell of a lot of secret keeping ability displayed there.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:45pm | #

j sub ... what would a discussion like this be without your idiotic commentary ... fucking asshole. J sub, suck a dick, ok? Seriously ... suck a goddamn big African dick, swallow the cum, vomit, and then die. Scum.

Timon19 | April 8, 2008, 2:46pm | #

I love it when the argument reaches this stage, otherwise known as "Argument by Self-Selected Link". The best part is that no counterargument can be valid unless and until you have read said link in full.

I'm shocked that Dave W. hasn't shown yet with his twist.

Isaac Bartram | April 8, 2008, 2:47pm | #

Deliberations of the secret planners making secret plans:
Yeah, guys, even if we ignore those terrorists and let them hijack planes and fly them into the twin towers it won't be a spectacular enough tragedy to inflame the people. Get SpecOps to put some charges in the basement to make sure the motherfucker's blowed up real good.

Wait, that won't be good enough. Put some charges in Building 7 too. Bringing down two one-hundred-and-one story office towers and killing thousands of people just aint good enough. But that little 47 story jobber 'll do the trick. Yessirree. We got us a plan.
Just wanted to see if that looked as stupid typed out as it sounded in my head.

It does.

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:47pm | #

And your 'patriots' site does what Jones does as discussed above vis a vis Ventura - takes some comments of context to shoehorn them into a narrow preconceived narrative. The 'patriots' are not 'questioning 9/11.' They are giving various opions, most of which do not in any way contradict the accepted notions of what occured that day.

Taktix® | April 8, 2008, 2:52pm | #

Quick note to the troofers:

Buildings are designed to distribute weight downward. If they weren't, they'd fall over with a stiff wind. Even if one were to tie a huge chain around the top of the building and try to topple it by pulling it over, it still would have collapsed downwardly because:

A: Gravity
B: The structures apt lack of adequate reinforcement against horizontal stress, a stress which would have increased exponentially were the building's horizontal plane become vertical.

The reason some might perceive the buildings to have "imploded" is because several floors of structural steel were melted away.

It happened fairly evenly, as all combustibles on the floors in question were ignited almost instantaneously by gallons upon gallons of exploding jet fuel rapidly spreading out through Diffusion.

Why did the other buildings fall down? Try this: Slam your fist on you desk right now. See how some items on your desk moved? See how some may have even fallen down?

That's just your hand. Imagine the weight of the top 1/3rd of one of the tallest buildings in the world slamming down less than a few hundred feet away.

Now, I seldom use the following statement, as it is often used as an appeal to emotion to prove an irrelevant point. But right now, it is relevant and appropriate.

Jackal, you truly are dishonoring the memories of 3000 people by using their tragic death to advance some baseless, unscientific, crack-job theory. You, sir, are a stain on humanity.

Fuck you.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 2:52pm | #

JimBob ... tell me, which side here is really sneering?

Sneer -
intransitive verb
1 : to smile or laugh with facial contortions that express scorn or contempt
2 : to speak or write in a scornfully jeering manner

Def. 2 would include me. Why do you ask?

Taktix® | April 8, 2008, 2:53pm | #

Do you believe Abraham Lincoln existed? can you observe that fact?

Yes. We have these things called "pictures."

Oh, and they didn't have photoshop back then.

Sparky | April 8, 2008, 2:56pm | #

As a matter of fact jackal, I have seen that story before (or some very similar variant), and I imagine most other folks here have as well. It sure is some interesting circumstantial evidence. Nothing terribly compelling, but at least it vaguely resembles evidence. Which makes it all the more baffling that your initial response was "prove me wrong;" and that, with your credibility already in the toilet, you chose to hit flush by speculating about J sub D's ass crack and pretending you were making the same logical point as he was.

Oh, and then when I was previewing this comment I saw your 2:45pm comment; that's probably just about enough for me. Have a super day, and don't forget to wipe the frothing drool off your chin before you go out in public.

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:57pm | #

PC @ 2:44pm

The problem is that even if you display a Bay / Schumaker (sp?) quality production of the event, the same people will cry 'shopped! CGI!'

I don't think there would be to many personal camcorder-style videos anyaway (as opposed to security footage, which would be at best over a mile away in crystal city across I-395, so no higher quality)

Any tourist around there (when it was a little too early for most of them anyway) would see a bunch of planes taking off and landing a Nat'l airport - which from most sightlines look like there about to strike the buildings anyway due to the course they follow along the bends of the Potomac. So few would even notice to spin their camera around until they actually heard the crash.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 2:57pm | #

j sub ... what would a discussion like this be without your idiotic commentary ... fucking asshole. J sub, suck a dick, ok? Seriously ... suck a goddamn big African dick, swallow the cum, vomit, and then die. Scum.

I am touched. Alas, I fear I'm wounded to core by jackal's witty repartee. Don't mourn me my friends, just carry on the fight without me. And give my love to Rose.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 2:58pm | #

jsub ... yes, I do include you.
taxtix ... how do you know that is actuallAbe Lincoln in those photos?? ... you are only observing photos that someone says are pics of Abe Lincoln.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 2:59pm | #

Well, there are photos, documents from the time that have been authenticated, the fact that he has descedents, the fact that the CSA and slavery doesn't exist anymore, and on and on.

Thats a really shitty argument.

Descartes | April 8, 2008, 3:01pm | #

how do you know that is actuallAbe Lincoln in those photos??

For that matter, how do you even know you exist to be looking at those photos?

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 3:01pm | #

Sparky ... u THINK you are clever. Alas, no cigar for you. And for all of those who seem to think that I support the Ventura/Nelson/moonbat theory of 9/11 ... read my fucking comments before you riposte. It makes you look like a goddamn idiot to claim that I am lumped in with them otherwise. And you cannot differentiate between the group that believes in controlled demolitions and those that claim government foreknowledge of 9/11, fuck you.

SugarFree | April 8, 2008, 3:01pm | #

Guys, this is just sad. It's turned into this. Leave the crazy person alone.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 3:01pm | #

I never got the big deal about Building 7 either. What would the government get from bringing it down? Isn't collapsing the two towers spectacular enough? I mean, come on.

jackal the carlos | April 8, 2008, 3:02pm | #

Cesar ... hmmm. Interesting. FYI, I believe that he existed ... I am trying to lead you to the obvious: where there is smoke there is fire.

J sub D | April 8, 2008, 3:02pm | #

For that matter, how do you even know you exist to be looking at those photos?

Cogito, ergo sum?

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 3:03pm | #

Did anyone ever answer my question about WHY any of this matters anyway?

Brandybuck | April 8, 2008, 3:04pm | #

It's amazing how those who claim they are searching for the "Truth" will never read a debunking article. Their minds are made up so there is no need to examine any evidence that does not confirm their belief.

But for the rest of you, here are some good debunking and conspiracy links:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/911myths/
http://www.debunking911.com/index.html
http://www.911myths.com/
http://wtc.nist.gov/
http://www.debunker.com/conspiracy.html

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 3:05pm | #

Demo Repub-

If it turned out tomorrow the federal government carried out that attack, I don't know about you but I'd want the entire federal government tried and executed as traitors.

It'd change my views a lot.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 3:05pm | #

Brandybuck: I printed that Popular Mechanics article and made copies and regularly distribute it to Truthers. :)

Qbryzan | April 8, 2008, 3:05pm | #

Guys, this is just sad. It's turned into this.

Make up your mind, SugarFree, because that video was clearly hilarious, and not at all sad.

andythebrit | April 8, 2008, 3:06pm | #

I only came into this thread because I thought "The Body" referred to Elle McPherson. I am now going to back slowly towards the door and leave the crazy people to have at it.

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 3:06pm | #

Whenever I mention that article to troofers, Demo, they say it doesn't count because Popular Mechanics is owned by the Neocon Hearst Corporation, who is in on the conspiracy as well.

PC | April 8, 2008, 3:06pm | #

Kolohe | April 8, 2008, 2:57pm | #

The same people would cry CG because their paychecks depend on it, but not all people would. We need to bring some of these people back to reality. If they just release every tape or the majority of tapes they confiscated then that puts the burden on the truthers to explain, not on the government to release the tapes, and that is a big help to those of us who want to rhetorically bring these people back to earth.

Much of what you say seem to be excuses why they might not or can't, but I haven't heard that coming from them. Living in DC, if you just count the amount of cameras you pass on a three block walk you will need more than two hands most of the time. Personally I'd be interested to see that crazy turning descent prior to hitting the Pentagon. From what I hear that is a difficult move and would be interested if they caught any of that on tape.

The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 3:07pm | #

That makes sense. Although, ironically, you're not a Truther. :)

But the thing is, the feds have done nefarious things over the centuries and decades and there have been no repurcussions. So why would this really be any different?

Stretch | April 8, 2008, 3:07pm | #

I never got the big deal about Building 7 either. What would the government get from bringing it down? Isn't collapsing the two towers spectacular enough? I mean, come on.

No, you see the gov't knew that people would deduce that there was no reason to collapse Building 7, so the conspiracy collapsed it to further cloak itself.

The government is operating on a way higher yomi layer than the rest of us.

Gabe Harris | April 8, 2008, 3:07pm | #

The Democratic Republican,
What difference would it make if Joe woke up tomorrow and agreed that the Social Security program is bad?

or if Dondero woke up and thought Matt Welch's advocating a "war on terror" was bad?

That is to say, you are right it would make very very very little difference in the world, maybe even zero difference.

Hell it would probably be bad for all of us, because it would ecourage me to come here even more instead of doing real things.

but since we are arguing about it and some of you are acting like no engineers or knowledgable ex-CIA employees or military pilots think there is a coverup, well I was hoping if that is what you believe then you'd look at the evidence to the contrary. I've looked at it and I don't believe the 9/11 commission is telling the truth. I could always be wrong, but the only people I know who have actually looked at all the different evidence have come down ont he side of we are being lied to. The hate and snearing comes from those who watch one hour of the popular mechanics show on the history channel and have never even seen a video of WTC 7 fall.

The 9/11 commission seemed to be a concerted effort from the beginning to coverup the truth.(from at first refusing to investigate, then appointing Kissinger, then him quiting after they asked if Bin laden was a client etc.
Zelikow was on NPR saying his goal from the beginning was to look at the Warren commission and try to avoid the things they did that led to accusations of a coverup. This sounded to me like his initial goal was not to find the truth, but to effectively quash conspiracy theories...and his model was a notoriously big coverup commission. I talked to a girl on the commision and she got really pissed when I asked any "non-trusting questions" and refused to talk to me anymore.

It is amazing that not believing the government gets some libertarains so upset.


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The Democratic Republican | April 8, 2008, 3:08pm | #

Cesar | April 8, 2008, 3:06pm | #

Whenever I mention that article to troofers, Demo, they say it doesn't count because Popular Mechanics is owned by the Neocon Hearst Corporation, who is in on the conspiracy as well.

Same here Cesar. Like I said, arguing with fundies always takes the same direction.

tijjer | April 8, 2008, 3:10pm | #

What the hell is wrong with you people? Would you go to McPherson Square and debate with the schizophrenic homeless? Why the fuck bother to argue with people who are obviously crazy?

prolefeed | April 8, 2008, 3:10pm | #

Let's see if I understand the truthers' theory:

Our incompetent federal government, full of bureaucrats who try to cover their ass at all times, acquired specific, actionable intelligence about a plan for foreigners who hate the U.S. to fly planes into buildings, including the exact date and the exact buildings, and instead of stopping this nefarious deed, the government actively aided and abetted this plan by wrapping the buildings in high explosives, buildings including the WTC, White House, and Pentagon, so as to help these terrorists, and then after the planes hit the WTC ignited the explosives, but didn't do so for the White House or Pentagon, and removed the explosives from the White House and Pentagon afterwards, and this massive conspiracy that would have involved hundreds if not thousands of people throughout the federal government was not discovered by any janitors, security guards, etc. not in on the plot, and not one of these hundreds or thousands of insiders has come forward and revealed what happened.

Yes, that seems likely.

/sarcasm

Jim Bob | April 8, 2008, 3:11pm | #

I sneer at the troofers who say the government actually actively carried it out because they deserve to be sneered at.

You're right, I agree.

ChicagoTom | April 8, 2008, 3:12pm |