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Henry Payne steals from Al Gore's playbook to bail out Sen. David Vitter.

Comments

ed | July 20, 2007, 8:14am | #

It's ok. He has asked for and received forgiveness from his wife and his merciful God.
Praise Jesus!

Alan Vanneman | July 20, 2007, 8:33am | #

Tom the Dancing Bug was a lot funnier.

thoreau | July 20, 2007, 8:56am | #

Adultery offsets--also known as diamonds.

Hardly carbon neutral.

clark | July 20, 2007, 9:08am | #

Where do I go to get back the three seconds of my life I wasted looking at that lame cartoon?

Tracy | July 20, 2007, 9:19am | #

Knowing the fault is a kind of progress,

de stijl | July 20, 2007, 9:54am | #

What other adults to together in private is none of my business, but I will never understand some things that some people find appealing. Diaper play, for example (apparently this is Vitter's "thing") - I don't get how anyone could find that to be "sexy."

If I were a constituent, I'd mail him a box of Depends once a week.

joe | July 20, 2007, 9:56am | #

thoreau wins. Hands down.

thoreau | July 20, 2007, 10:38am | #

I don't know if I actually won, joe, but it's an honor just to be nominated.

ed | July 20, 2007, 12:32pm | #

Where do I go to get back the three seconds of my life I wasted looking at that lame cartoon?

The same place you picked up that hoary cliché.

pgt | July 20, 2007, 1:56pm | #

Lame pun alert.

ed: was 'hoary' a misspelling?

Dictionary.com | July 20, 2007, 3:16pm | #

hoary: 3. tedious from familiarity; stale: Please don't tell that hoary joke at dinner again tonight.

joe | July 20, 2007, 6:43pm | #

Meaning "white," as in "white-haired."

pgt | July 20, 2007, 8:12pm | #

Nonetheless, the pun is topical and seems appropriate, however lame.