There Is Power In A Union. Hint, Hint.
David Weigel | March 2, 2007, 9:29am
A chat with a staffer at
Union Facts yesterday reminded me: "Hey, what's going on at CPAC is far less important than what's happening in Congress at the moment." Indeed,
what happened yesterday was that Democrats pushed the most impactful reform of union rights since, arguably, Taft-Hartley.
The House voted 241-185 for the Employee Free Choice Act, which would allow workers to unionize by simply signing a card or petition stating their interest in joining a union, as opposed to the long-standing practice of secret-ballot elections.
In other words it hands unions more power to coerce people into joining - an idea that's danced across the labor movement's dreams for years. In the WSJ,
Kimberley Strassel argues that this tremendously unpopular idea represents the end of the Democrats' honeymoon and a new beginning for the beat-down, divided GOP.
Labor explained that any union support they received in their tight races in GOP-leaning districts would be entirely conditioned on their later vote for card check. Most of them signed up for this devil's bargain, since, as one Democratic aide admitted: "We didn't have a choice."
The business community this week made sure that those Democratic moderates felt the burn. The Coalition for a Democratic Workplace--a group of more than 300 business outfits against the card check--earlier this week laid out a six-figure radio buy for just three House districts, targeting North Carolina's Heath Shuler, Florida's Tim Mahoney and Kansas's Nancy Boyda. All three ran as conservative Democrats, and have only tenuous grips on their seats. The Chamber of Commerce spent another $400,000 on radio ads targeting 51 Republicans and Democrats who are also vulnerable next year. The ads had an effect. Card-check supporters had been hoping to get as many as 290 votes; instead they mustered just 241.
After breaking down to support most of the Democrats' "100 Hours" bills, the GOP caucus is cohering again, and getting noticeably more aggressive in the process. Grist for the idea that they needed to lose one election to regain their bearings. (And if you think "Yeah, but until they do, we've got card check," this isn't going to pass the Senate.)
D.A. Ridgely | March 2, 2007, 10:04am | #
UNION HUMOR, PART II
A dedicated union member was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20." Offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off in search of a unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The Madame replied, "The girls get $80, and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an obese seventy-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
grylliade | March 2, 2007, 11:17am | #
Ever been in a union?
Ever?
Or do you just believe everything you read by people paid to run them down?
I've never been in one, but I've worked security at a couple places that had unions. UPS wasn't so bad, but the GE plant where I worked who had Teamsters representation was awful. When the Teamsters guys came to the plant to talk to the management, they were total assholes. Everyone who worked there was overpaid; even the guys who bussed the tables in the breakroom made twelve bucks an hour, twice as much as the security guys made, and they still stole our food from the fridge if we were dumb enough to leave it there. Because of the contract, everyone had ungodly amounts of vacation and sick time, and by God they used it. Most people came in three days out of the five they were scheduled for the week, meaning the warehouse was continually understaffed and the people who
did come in were overworked.
My favorite part of that particular contract was the yard tractor job. The person who drove the yard tractor had to have a full trucking driver's license (not sure if this is a bullshit state requirement or a bullshit union requirement). The guy who had had the job left. According to the union contract, the company had to pay for the replacement to get the training. Since this was a several thousand dollar value offered for free, three or four people took advantage of it. They got the training, and immediately quit to go work as a commercial truck driver, making much more money. Finally they found someone who stayed, but because of the union rules they couldn't make someone who had received training
at company expense stay to repay their investment.
Another place I worked (can't remember where now) had a strike because the workers wanted seven weeks of vacation a year instead of six. A strike.
I think unions can be a good thing. I think that the present regime of regulation in the US, combined with increased standards of living, means that unions are fighting for improvements at the margin in 90 % of cases, rather than the important safety and fairness improvements they fought for a century ago. Remove some of the heavy regulation of the way that companies and unions are allowed to interact, and I think that you might see some sort of increased relevance of unions.
Meanwhile, the economy grows, unions lose influence, and guess what? Wages stagnate. How much longer will people not be able to put 2 and 2 together?
Come out from under the bridge, Dan.
JasonL | March 2, 2007, 12:53pm | #
"Workplaces are better in non perpetual struggle." Shutting up workers, making them fear for their well-being, can certainly stop them from struggling, if done ruthlessly enough, but it probably won't last long. Not all peaces are equal - I'd have thought your foreign policy views would have taught you that."
But that just isn't reality joe. Union membership and participation has been on the decline for decades and I've not heard of any increase in workplace slavery and intimidation. Unionization is nothing more than formally saying "my interests as a laborer will never align with yours, we are at war forever." From that moment on, every decision is made in the context of hostile negotiation. Paying well for hard work, incentive compensation and the like, just makes a lot more sense for everyone.
"Actually, what I did all day every day when I was in the union was my job. Every couple of weeks, I'd take a check to deposit in the bank during my lunch hour. Let's not get shrieking hysterical here."
What about actual union officeholders? They may be employees, but by defninition they wear a union first hat. Every minute that hat is on, their sole purpose for the last 30 years has been to minimize overall productivity - though they don't call it that. They say they are maximizing benefits - by resisting automation of process, by resisting portable retirements and saddling companies with cradle to grave payouts, by increasingly formalizing when they won't work under any circumstances facts on the ground be damned, by convincing thousands of people that physically moving that box is all they will ever be able to do, and so on.
Workforce modernization and education? Nope. This has to be resisted because you are entitled to EXACTLY THIS JOB FOR LIFE.
Planning to increase work productivity per hour? Nope. Not their concern. There is no connection between productivity and compensation. It is based only on clout. Can't have the riff raff thinking that all they need to do is go to management with a way to help productivity and they will instantly be one of the most valuable employees. Just shut up, take your break, and don't do anything 'extra'.
I did it for a while in the UFCW and was neighbors with the steward. I see benefits negotiations all the time in my current job.
Unions are toxic.