Friday Funnies: Baggage for the Fiat-Chrysler Merger

Baggage for the Fiat-Chrysler mergerHenry Payne

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  • ||

    Payne's subliminal phalli are getting out of hand

  • Rich||

    But, ifh, it's a subliminal hand.

    Also, subliminal phalli -- nice band name.

  • Snark Plissken||

    Seriously, what is that 'baggage' at the top supposed to be? An errant mummy sleeping bag?

  • Rich||

    A body rolled up in a carpet.

  • Almanian!||

    -1 Hoffa

  • Snark Plissken||

    "Sometimes a carpet is just a dick."

  • Rich||

    Give that man a cigar!

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Why is that fat guy sticking his dick out the window?

  • ||

    I thought the dick was the fat guy

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Or, and wait to hear me out on this one, is the fat guy's dick driving, and the other thing his hernia?

  • ||

    I think that's just half of a crushed testicle.

  • WTF||

    I thought IFH was referring to the giant brown dick on top of the luggage.

  • BlueBook||

    I thought he was referring to the fire hydrant.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    That's Seamus the dog's corpse on top of the luggage.

  • Lady Bertrum||

    The hydrant represents?

  • Wizard4169||

    Maybe he just couldn't wait for a rest stop.

  • Longtorso, Johnny||

    I sat in a lime green and tan Fiat 500 at the Houston Auto Show and immediately became homosexual. True story.

  • np||

    I lol'd. You should take over for Payne and Bok.

  • Swiss Servator, Bow to Bern||

    True, he is funnier...

  • UnCivilServant||

    I don't get it. That's just what you get when you put anyone in a fiat.

  • BlueBook||

    I was led to believe every Fiat came with a sey Italian chick. Was I misinformed?

  • ||

    that is Payne's attempt at drawing a sexy Italian chick

  • WTF||

    Payne thought they said sexy Italian dick.

  • Snark Plissken||

    He's so bad that he left off the mustache.

  • Longtorso, Johnny||

    That wasn't a mustache.

  • Almanian!||

    I did not know that "Grumpy" Jenkins was back from the dead and drag racing Fiats now. Wonder what class they're in?

    Also, unusual to take a mechanic (or two) along. Maybe he's an instructor at Roy Hill's Drag Racing School and his passengers are students? And I guess Hill switched from Ford to Fiat for his school? Weird.

    So confusing as always.

  • BlueBook||

    Correction: the sexy chick in question is Romanian, not Italian. (Catrinel Menghia, if you're interested.)

  • Longtorso, Johnny||

  • Snark Plissken||

    We used to have RAI on the cable. Amazing the amount of hot Eastern European blondes that have jobs just standing around in skimpy outfits looking hot they have on their cheesy game shows.

  • Mike M.||

    Why are the Beverly Hillbillies popping a wheelie inside a Matchbox car?

  • Almanian!||

    That's Grumpy Jenkins and passengers at the Roy Hill Drag Racing School, apparently.

    See my misplaced essay, above.

  • Snark Plissken||

    "Jethro, in the box under 'sex' you aren't supposed to write, "Oh boy!"

  • Neoliberal Kochtopus||

    Wait, is the driver Granny or Mr. Drysdale?

  • Swiss Servator, Bow to Bern||

    It know its not Bok, however... NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

  • Lady Bertrum||

    The fat UAW guy is giving the Italians annual.

  • Doctor Whom||

    Kinda like what the UAW has so often done.

  • The Late P Brooks||

    Needs more labels.

  • sarcasmic||

    I don't get it.

  • Lady Bertrum||

    Not even annually?

  • sarcasmic||

    I'm married.

  • Neoliberal Kochtopus||

    His women keep slipping through the gap in between the headboard and the bed. Tragic.

  • sarcasmic||

    Women? I don't think so. I've been monogamous for the last ten years.

  • Lady Bertrum||

    By "slipping" you mean escaping. Right? If she had a few extra pounds she'd be easier to catch.

  • John Galt||

    His women are pillows?

  • Neoliberal Kochtopus||

    They're not that robust.

  • John Galt||

    Maybe he needs one of those big long oversize pillows like my wife used to use to pretend it was another man.

  • John Galt||

    I like it.

  • John Galt||

    Big union goon busting the suspension. Too much baggage to handle, the little car is doomed to suffer catastrophic failure.

  • Redmanfms||

    Too much baggage to handle, the little car is doomed to suffer catastrophic failure.

    To be fair, it's Italian, so catastrophic failure is guaranteed.

    I believe every Italian car made has that mentioned somewhere in its manual. Something like, "Will inexplicably take a giant shit and be completely unrepairable within 6 months of warranty expiration."

  • Wizard4169||

    Nah, more like chronic failure. If it underwent truly catastrophic failure, you'd just junk it. Instead, it keeps throwing up problems that are insanely difficult (but just possible) to repair, thus keeping hope alive and keeping you spending money.

    "Fix It Again, Tony!"

  • John Galt||

    To be fair, it's Italian, so catastrophic failure is guaranteed.

    True, but by adding the UAW to to mix is like purchasing high quality insurance on the guarantee.

  • Entropy Void||

    My first car was a Fiat X1/9.
    Couldn't get that lawnmower engine to go over 90 mph.
    But with that mid engine design, I could snap a 90 degree turn @ 45 mph.
    It was anemic but fun with the top off at the beach ...

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