...Thus spaketh A. True Ott, PhD, ND, who–along with others–is calling the swine flu panic part of the New World Order's plan for global domination. The above headine continues (sans The Who reference) as such:

This "control room" is where any declarations of "pandemic" will originate. When such a "declaration" is sent to President Obama, FEMA and the Department of Homeland Security "Pandemic Task Forces" will be deployed. Each State Governor will be notified that the provisions of the Model State Emergency Health Powers Act (MSEHPA) will be implemented. 

The always titillating infowars.com is joining the conversation, too, hinting that the swine flu and its vaccine might be a biological weapon. A recent article reads:

Time Magazine's coverage of the swine flu scare has a noticeable subplot - preparing Americans for draconian measures to combat a future pandemic as well as forcing them to accept the idea of mandatory vaccinations...

when the federal government breaks down our door, guns drawn and dripping needle in hand.

Yeah, ok. It seems gut-busting laughable a bit silly. But hey, give credit where credit is due. Doc Ott refers to the MSEHPA, a proposal for state governments, requested by the Centers for Disease Control shortly after the 9-11 attacks. Here're the creepy bits from an abstract by the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA):

Coercive powers are the most controversial aspects of any legal system. Nevertheless, they may be necessary to manage property or protect persons in a public health emergency....

There similarly may be a need to exercise powers over individuals to avert a significant threat to the public's health...Although the vast majority of people probably will comply willingly (because it is in their interests and/or desirable for the common welfare), some compulsory powers are necessary for those who will not comply. Provided those powers are bounded by legal safeguards, individuals should be required to yield some of their autonomy, liberty, or property to protect the health and security of the community.

Holy Moly! There's more to the story, sure. But...are we at the fifth stage of disease and the WHO's pandemic alert? Magic Eightball, whaddaya say? Really? Damn.

Well, best to error on the side of caution. Be Prepared:

After that, get creative: 

 

Managing Editor Jesse Walker knows that any economic situation is a good time for conspiracies. Walker also uncovered the secret that paranoia means politics. The legacy of Robert Anton Wilson here. In 2007, Contributor Jeff Taylor discussed the banality of truth. Lazy paranoids here, Main-street paranoids here.