Katherine Mangu-Ward | March 20, 2009
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So, is it official that "Friday Funnies" should not be considered to be the "Friday Fun Link"?
"so who is Don Quixote?"
Don Quixote: Hear me now, oh, the bleak and unbearable world
Thou art base and debauched as can be
And a knight with his banner all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
Chorus:
I am I, Don Quixote, the lord of La Mancha
Destroyer of evil am I
I will march to the sound of the trumpets of glory
forever to conquer or die
Sancho:
I am Sancho, yes I am Sancho
I follow my master till the end
I'll tell all the world proudly
I'm his squire, I'm his friend
Hear me heathens, and wizards, and servants of sin
All your dastardly doings are past
For a holy endeavor is now to begin
And virtue shall triumph at last!
Chorus + Sancho's Part overlapping
CHORUS:
I am I, Don Quixote, the lord of La Mancha
My destiny calls and I go
And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onward
Oh whither so ever they blow
Both:
Wither so ever they blow
Onward to glory I go!
No, strangely stupid. reason and cato have to be the biggest
shills for oil i've ever seen in my life. freedom is supposed to be
about innovation but you have the worst kind of group think -- stem
cells, GREAT; alt energy, DUMB.
KMW, neither you nor this cartoon nor anything you write is funny.
thank you for convincing me never to come back to this site.
So, who is Don Quixote?
Jesus, Pro Lib, you fucking idiot. It's pronounced "Quixote," not
"Quixote."
Fred,
Nice of you to stop by to check in on us libertarians!
Now go ass-fuck your daughter with a splintery toilet plunger.
"Now go ass-fuck your daughter with a splintery toilet
plunger."
Or you can pay me to do that.
Thanks, Fred, I needed that drink. Sure you don't won't to mention how unReasonable everyone is here? That bottle's not gonna drink itself you know.
Knowing xkcd, Don Quixote,...sorry, Don Quixote, in this case is probably related to the guy with the hat. In other words, not someone real, unless it's a cybernetic Richard Stallman or Cory Doctorow.
My favorite is the Little Bobby Tables comic:
http://xkcd.com/327/
Dynamic SQL is not your friend.
Fred,
"Is it possible your pragmatical worship should not know that the
comparisons made between wit and wit, courage and courage, beauty
and beauty, birth and birth, are always odious and ill taken?"
Ah, I just love the billionaire Pickens get on TV and spend millions asking the government for more money.
Sancho was headed into town for supplies. Only to be
subsequently captured and in need of rescue.
Oh crap wrong duo on horses(or mule), that was the lone ranger.
stop abusing my language!
it's Quixotic, not Quixotesque!
now you've done it, you hit a new low you inbred culinary
abomination!
KMW, neither you nor this cartoon nor anything you write
is funny. thank you for convincing me never to come back to this
site.
Promises, promises . . .
KMW, don't listen to FTG. You're great. However, I do think you need to subscribe to the RSS feed at isxkcdshittytoday.com before you post any other strips to Hit and Run.
That's a club in Madrid where they serve
peyote.
They serve peyote in Madrid? Gee, our exports sure have
diversified!
Fred writes: No, strangely stupid. reason and cato have to
be the biggest shills for oil i've ever seen in my life. freedom is
supposed to be about innovation but you have the worst kind of
group think -- stem cells, GREAT; alt energy, DUMB.
Thanks! BTW, here's one
of Reason's friends that's been free of the Exxon taint since
2006!
I'm just surprised that Reason hasn't started and never ceased
warning people about the dangers of things like this. Maybe
they're waiting for SproingSproing to cover it first.
Question: Who was Don Quixote's loyal sidekick?
Bill: Pancho Sanza.
Bob Eubanks: No.
Tom Poston: Sancho Panza.
Bob Eubanks: Yes.
Bill: What did I say?
Bob: Pancho Sanza.
Bill: Oh. Serribly Torry.
-- Bill Cullen, from a special, all-celebrity edition of "Trivia Trap"
(via Adam
Nedeff)
thanks a lot katherine now i need to go shave my neck after reading this nerd shit.
KMW, neither you nor this cartoon nor anything you write is
[intentionally] funny.
Well, he got that part right, at least.
thank you for convincing me never to come back to this
site.
Everybody wins!
"Al Gore, you've doomed us all!"
Almost certain to be my last words.
Hopefully you're not firing a heap of fake treasure out of your ass
when doing so.
"Hopefully you're not firing a heap of fake treasure out of your
ass when doing so."
LOL. Thanks!
xkcd sucks: Comic 556: 21st century threats require 17th century solutions/a>
Well, it's more clever than that supid weekly "cartoon" they run in the New York Times Sunday magazine...
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