Nick Gillespie | February 26, 2009
Anthropologist and
Reason
contributor Grant McCracken urges his audience to check out
HBO's The Black List, Volume 2, which airs tonight. The show
profiles prominent African Americans and how they conceive of
identity in a post-racial world. Here's a snippet from McCracken
talking about Volume 1:
In his segment on The Black List, Volume 1, Chris Rock gives us a glimpse of a variation on the theme. He notes that African Americans who took up positions previously forbidden them by racism were obliged to be larger than life, heroic, exemplary. This is a double standard too. An African American can't be merely as good as white player. He has to be much better. In the case of baseball, he can't be a 'pretty good utility infielder,' he has to be Jackie Robinson. As Rock puts it,
Baseball isn't equal till the 1970s, because that's when you start to see bad Black baseball players. The true equality is the equality to suck like the white man. That's Martin Luther's dream coming true. (2:50-3:14)
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Say, when was the last time we all joined hands as a nation and sang a round of Kum Ba Yah?
I had no idea that Martin Luther wanted black guys to suck at baseball. Did they have baseball back then?
The true equality is the equality to suck like the white
man.
And African Americans have finally achieved equality in
politics...
I had no idea that Martin Luther wanted black guys to suck
at baseball. Did they have baseball back then?
Only the first few of the 95 Theses are about his beefs
with the Catholic Church. The rest are his issues with the
designated hitter rule.
Baseball isn't equal till the 1970s, because that's when you
start to see bad Black baseball players. The true equality is the
equality to suck like the white man.
We reached it in basketball at least a decade ago.
Episiarch,
True, but those were really just derivative of Cicero's "On the
Designated Hitter Rule" from his De Natura Deorum. I
quote: "Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est."
So corrupt was the Apostolic League, that when Luther nailed his list of players who tested positive for wormwood to the Swingin' Censers clubhouse door, he found that even it was corked.
suck like the white man
That's me all right. I can't afford HBO. I must be a racist. Or
white trash.
But I could turn a double play. That's something. Isn't
it?
Baseball isn't equal till the 1970s, because that's when you start to see bad Black baseball players. The true equality is the equality to suck like the white man. That's Martin Luther's dream coming true.
(1) Martin Luther's?
(2) So, the dream was all about Eddie Murphy's film career?
(Yeah, I know they make money, but Egads do they ever
suck!)
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
Shouldn't you be using the iussive subjunctive for this?
And Cicero was a noted Yankees fan, if you didn't know.
I wonder why you put up Nate Colbert's picture. Colbert certainly didn't "suck" as a player, but was in the "average" range. Like any average player, he had a couple of really great days and even had a really good year. In 1972 he tied Stan Musial's record for most home runs in a single day and finished second in home runs. Remember Bucky Dent?
"I wonder why you put up Nate Colbert's picture."
Because Nate Colbert doesn't see color.
Colbert was better than average for five years there, but those mid-'70s Expos unis sure did suck.
Now, in golf the black players who broke the barrier were decidedly average (Lee Elder, Charlie Sifford) and it wasn't until the rise of Tiger that the truly exceptional black player (or Cablinasian)was seen.
Ben's Baseball Troofernicity
Blacks have a genetic predisposition for athletical prowess. The
pressure felt by the non negroes due to their inferior physical
abilities resulted in the proliferation of steroid use in baseball.
Conclusion: black players are responsible for steroids in the
majors and the compete ruination of this once respectable
sport.
(barry bonds falls under "ben's douchebag exception rule.")
Episiarch,
No, I shouldn't.
As for Cicero liking the Yankees, that's revisionist bull. Cicero
hated the Yankees. Of course, back then, the Yankees
played out of Lugdunum.
"The true equality is the equality to suck like the white man.
That's Martin Luther's dream coming true."
Chris Rock wins the thread!!
Wow! Is that the same guy that does the Colbert Report? He sure has lightened up!!
but those mid-'70s Expos unis sure did suck.
Nah. The uni's are fine. Note the actual belt rather than the
elastic waist, the buttoned jersey, and the narrow piping.
It's the hats that suck.
Blacks have a genetic predisposition for athletical prowess.
The pressure felt by the non negroes due to their inferior physical
abilities resulted in the proliferation of steroid use in baseball.
Conclusion: black players are responsible for steroids in the
majors and the compete ruination of this once respectable
sport.
And nowhere does the word "monkey" appear.
Cablinasian
That's a new one to me. The kids in my area are using the term Hapa
these days to describe mixed race people.
This Hawaiian word was intended to be derogatory, but that's not
the way the kids use it. Good for them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hapa
The true equality is the equality to suck like the white
man.
I like it. Kind of a variation on "you aren't really free unless
you are free to be wrong."
The Martin Luther thing is a misquote; he says "Martin Luther
King".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q1XU07BIO0
Straw man!
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