Over the weekend, a British newspaper published photos of Olympic hero Michael Phelps smoking a bong at a party. The sports world reacted with predictable indignation, and Phelps apologized.
Today, Reason senior editor Radley Balko pens the fictitious letter Phelps should have written in reaction to the photos.
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