Nick Gillespie | December 22, 2008
Sales of the shoes made famous by Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi have soared, with requests pouring in to the Turkish shoemaker from across the world, media reports said Monday.
As a result, Istanbul-based Ramazan Baydan has had to recruit an extra 100 staff to meet orders for 300,000 pairs of the "Model 271 brogues," Britain's Daily Mail said.
More here. Not sure if they still come with the optional exploding toe.
Who says the Arab mind is different from the Euro/North American mind? After O.J. Simpson's Bruno Magli shoes became a big issue in his original trial for the murder of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, the shoemaker saw huge increases in sales (even though O.J. denied owning a pair and derided them as "ugly-ass shoes").
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"Model 271 brogues,"
Were these shoes named by some bureaucratic department of footwear
labelling?
After O.J. Simpson's Bruno Magli shoes became a big issue in
his original trial for the murder of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman,
the shoemaker saw huge increases in sales (even though
probably because O.J. denied owning a pair and
derided them as "ugly-ass shoes").
But do knives come out of the toe when you click your heels together? If so, sign me up.
Has it now been definitively established that the shoes were
made by Ramazan Baydan? A
few days ago, Muntazer al-Zaidi's brother insisted that they were
Iraqi-made...
Suggestions have been made that they came from cobblers in
Turkey or Lebanon -- or, like most of the shoes in Iraq, are
Chinese-made. But on Wednesday, the brother of Zaidi dismissed such
reports:
"One hundred percent they are Iraqi-made shoes," Udai al-Zaidi told
Reuters. "His shoes are not Chinese, nor Turkish."
Udai said they came from the Baghdad factory of Iraqi shoemaker
Alaa Haddad, viewed as among the country's best.
Sales of the shoes made famous by Iraqi journalist Muntadhar
al-Zaidi have soared, with requests pouring in to the Turkish
shoemaker from across the world, media reports said Monday.
As a result, Istanbul-based Ramazan Baydan has had to recruit an
extra 100 staff to meet orders for 300,000 pairs of the "Model 271
brogues," Britain's Daily Mail said.
Now thats what I call an economic stimulus package. Though it may
be more problematic if we try that for the auto industry (Bush
would really need his reflexes working in that case).
al-Zaidi probably doesn't realize how fortunate he is that Bush evaded his footwear frenzy. Had one of those malodorous projectiles found its mark, al-Zaidi would be slurping goat-shit shakes in a Baghdad basement.
Scene: an Iraqi man and a shoe salesman in a shoe store.
Man: You call that a shoe? I would not throw that at a flatulent
camel!
Salesman: All right, all my friend, try this.
Man: Hmmm...not bad, but I'm looking for something special. I'm not
going to throw this as the paperboy, you know.
Salesman: I see. I think I know what you're looking for. Mansoor!
Bring the 271...Here you go.
Man: Hey! Hey, that's nice.
Salesman: Very nice. You feel how the heel fits snugly against the
thumb? You can control the torque.
Man: Yes, this will do nicely.
Cut to footage of Bush dodging shoes.
Voiceover: Ramazan Baydan - when not just any shoe will do.
Clearly, this is a sign that Bush's decision to invade Iraq has
been vindicated. After all, when a journalist attempts to hit the
president in the face with a shoe from close range, while screaming
"You dog!", and then the there is a noticeable spike in the demand
for that same type of shoe, it just confirms that freedom truly
isn't America's gift to the world, but God's gift to mankind. And
this is what God wanted to happen, by way of the free market, in
the footware business.
It would not be unlike a similar demand in the US after JFK was
shot for the same type of bullets that Oswald used. Both would be
signs of a healthy society.
For a look behind the scenes of the 1995 Simpson trial and the dynamics at play that led to the not-guilty verdicts, and the profound long-term impact that trial has had and continues to have on judges, the media and public understanding of the courts, please read Jerrianne Hayslett's new book, "Anatomy of a Trial: Public Loss, Lessons Learned from The People vs. O. J. Simpson" (www.anatomyofatrial.com ), just released by the University of Missouri Press.
@ gmatts
Yes, if only Oswald had used a more popular type of gun instead of
a WW2 surplus Mannlicher Carcano. Maybe a nice Weatherby
instead…
Hmm, I wonder what that Iraqi who told Eason Jordan his teeth
were knocked out by Udai for looking at him wrong thinks of
this?
BTW, the guy who threw the shoe was formerly a Baathist and is now
a Sadrist, both of which groups are hated by large majorities of
Iraqis.
"Hmm, I wonder what that Iraqi who told Eason Jordan his teeth
were knocked out by Udai for looking at him wrong thinks of
this?"
Why not take the Iraqi man you speak of(but really any Iraqi man
age 14-65 will do), hook wires up to his genitals, have an inbred
MP(maybe named Lindie) throw her panties on his face(complete with
fake menstrual blood), try his hand at gymnastics by asking him to
make a pyramid with several of his most naked and blindfolded
associates, and have an attack dog placed inches from his face if
he gets squeamish. Maybe then drag him to a base in Cuba, lock him
in a cell with only his feces to keep him warm, bombard him with
loud music and deprive him of sleep, maybe pour water over his
face, depriving him of oxygen, clear him of any wrongdoing, and yet
still keep him locked in a cell. After all that, maybe then we can
begin taking on the courageous stand of criticizing Uday fucking
Hussein and pretending that American lives were in danger so long
as Uday was running amok in Iraq. Because God knows that if the
head of the Iraqi Olympic teams is torturing Iraqi athletes and
Iraqis in general, it clearly means that me and my loved ones can
only be next.
"Yes, if only Oswald had used a more popular type of gun instead
of a WW2 surplus Mannlicher Carcano."
Then I'll revise my statement for you:
It would not be unlike a similar demand in the US after JFK was
shot for the same type of bullets that LBJ used when he pulled the
trigger from the grassy knoll.
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