October 26, 2008
Do We Know the Real John McCain?:
Don't Vote (Rational Ignorance Remix):
Obama Kids Sing for Change (Pyongyang Remix):
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Who Do You Hate '08?:
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ROTFL, good ones! In all honesty, I simply cannot imagine anyone
with a single brain cell supporting McBush. Everything out of his
mouth is a lie which means his word means absolutely nothing. Who
with any common sense and logic can support a proven LIAR?
Jen
http://www.anonymity.pro.tc
I've voting for the accusative case.
Of course, it'll have to be a write-in.
If you ask me, both candidates suck. But the election does offer
an opportunity for humor.
When it comes to the Republican
Base the satire almost writes itself. But I still try.
My latest article at TheSpoof.com is titled: October
Surprise: Bush Declares Obama Enemy Combatant:
WASHINGTON D.C. President Bush used his Saturday morning radio address to announce his declaration of U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama as an Enemy Combatant.
The President began, "My fellow Americans, yesterday morning, using the powers I granted me by passing the Military Commissions Act, I have made our great country safe again -- I mean, it was kinda safe before, but now it's even more safer, ya know?
In an attempt to properly capture the voice, I subjected myself to
page upon page of quotes and Bushisms. Thank me later.
Ultimately, Political Ads don't matter. This Election will come
down to how Swing Voters swing.
The Top 50 Swing Voters:
#50 - Hockey Moms - Demographic Power Play
#47 - People with STDs - Burning For Change
#40 - Anonymous Sperm Donors - Swimming Against The Tide
#35 - Pot Heads - The Forgotten Demo
#31 - Problem Drinkers - Joe Six Pack
http://swingvoters.wordpress.com
I saw a yard sign that expressed my thoughts exactly: "They Both
Suck 08."
Vote for third party candidates!
In all honesty, I simply cannot imagine anyone with a single brain cell supporting McBush.
In all honesty, I can't imagine anyone with two brain cells
supporting OMGBama either. Just because one guy is bad doesn't
imply that the other guy is good.
I can't wait to see the bump in the polls now that The Time Cube guy has endorsed McCain.
Look, I don't have all day. Why don't I just tell you who I don't hate instead?
@Franklin Harris: I don't even have that much time. How about I just assume that you are like me...I hate ALMOST everyone who meets the following criteria: NOT ME :^)
I meant to say "naggers". No, really. Btw, if George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Nancy Pelosi were to all keel over from heart attacks today, I would be the president for the next three months.
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