Matt Welch | September 9, 2008
From the Washington Post:
A six-year-old article mistakenly seen by Bloomberg financial news users yesterday reported the bankruptcy of United Airlines and triggered a massive sell-off that nearly obliterated the company's stock in a matter of minutes.
Link via Wonkette.
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Speculators and big brokerages causing panics because they can't read a date on an article is a clear instance of market failure. The federal government needs to seize control of all news organizations and institute a standardized font size and placement for correct dating.
Attention all NORAD personnel. Listen to me very
carefully.
Do not Google "incoming Russian ICBMs." That is all.
Hee hee, this is what's called market sentiment.
I dream of the day every single goddamn analyst is unemployed from
the major news networks and back where they belong, devining
people's futures from pig intestines.
Now if it were US Airways, that would actually be rather cool. They seem to have moral equivalency "issues", and would deserve such a treatment. United, not so much.
Hey, don't mock my future divination technique! It's not as easy as it looks. Everyone focuses on the liver ... like that's the only organ.
I'd have to agree with Other Matt: US Airways is the more deserving airline.
Does that mean that when everyone realizes that it is false, everyone will buy it back? Is now a good time to be investing in United Airlines?
Everyone did buy it back, the same day.
It's trading only a little lower than before the fiasco, last time
I looked.
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