Radley Balko | September 3, 2008
Sean Hannity, referring to the attacks on Palin on his show Monday night:
...they tried to make the attack that she has a young daughter, pregnant and engaged. Is that fair that they would attack that? I mean, I don't remember Chelsea Clinton being attacked. I don't remember Al Gore's children being attacked. I thought there was a general rule that children of candidates ought to be left alone.
Here's none other than John McCain, wowing them at a GOP fundraiser, circa 1998:
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because Janet Reno is her father!
Chelsea Clinton was 13 18 at the time.
Going to need a new set of talking points, Sean.
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Yah. Chelsea was *eaten alive* by talk radio and right-wing TV
assholes (I recall a particular gem where Limbaugh called her the
"family dog"). Thankfully for her it was before the age of the
blogosphere.
But that can't stop Sean Hannity! Hannitize it, motherfucker! Facts
can't stand up to the Irish Media Pugilist!
Hannity is such a partisan, shitbag hack that I'm amazed he can
look at himself in the mirror. He's so aggressive and devoid of
real argument that he might as well be a chimp on amphetamines in a
suit.
That said, McCain's joke was pretty funny. However, the fact that
he said it about a 13-year-old should make you question his
judgment.
That said, McCain's joke was pretty funny. However, the fact
that he said it about a 13-year-old should make you question his
judgment.
If McCain told the joke in 1998 she would have been 18 at the
time.
According to Wikipedia, Chelsea Clinton was born February 27, 1980 which made her 18 in 1998, not 13.
I was listening to Hannity yesterday go on and on about how DARE
the media bring this up.
I mean, come on, what does he expect? The "media" to learn about
the fact that her 17-year-old daughter has a bun in the oven and
then just sit on the story?
I'm surprised that Hannity stopped fellating GWB long enough to utter any statement at all.
If McCain told the joke in 1998 she would have been 18 at
the time.
This is what happens when I trust Radley.
OK, McCain's joke is still funny and now he wasn't ripping on an
8th grader.
Elemenope-
You, sir, have not been properly Hannitized! Don't you know that
you can not be called "a great American" until you have been
Hannitized?
I'm surprised McCain didn't get Fosterized!
Anyway, even a the GOP never made a peep about Chelsea, they
hounded Amy Carter enough to make Hannity a liar. And what about
Kerry's daughter and the see-through dress?
Radley... "Hannity is a douchebag" isn't news. It isn't even novel. "Hannity says something insightful and relevant" - now that's news. I guess you people with TV's just get pissed off at him afresh all the time, explaining why he's so talked about.
Don't forget the one where Rush referred to the White House dog
and held up a picture of Chelsea. That was on his TV show. But no
one is "attacking" Bristol, the point is Republican
hypocrisy about teen sex.
Sean Hannity said something moronic, totally incorrect, and
one-sided, and was a total asshole about it.
Well, that's news.
Ele,
In case you were wondering, the Hannitization process applies a
thick, fact-proof layer of talking points to your undercarriage.
You won't be able to use the bathroom in a regular fashion, just
cough up Colmes-sized hair balls of concentrated feces and
kidney-chunks.
I confess I'm amazed that anybody thinks that joke is funny
Episiarch. But hey, you can't explain humor.
So if the tables were turned, and Obama had a 17-year-old pregnant
daughter, does anybody seriously not believe that the entire
Republican universe would rise up in a chorus of, "THIS IS WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE LOOSE LEFTY MORALS!"?
SugarFree,
The GOP hounded Amy Carter? When? I don't remember that when her
father was in office.I do have some vague memory of the Secret
Service whining about having to wait in the car while Chip Carter
bought weed and got high with his friends.
fish,
Radley was just being nice, here's the unedited transcript.
...dey thried t mah-ke de athack thap she 'as ah yo-hung da-ter, phreg-nant ah engah.
SIV,
I remember her being made fun of all the time as a hippy, slut,
granola, pot-head. These were still conservative insults in the
late-70s. They just didn't have the blogosphere to archive
them.
It might have been more noticeable out here in the boonies.
Hannity is such a partisan, shitbag hack that I'm amazed he
can look at himself in the mirror.
True that. He's always seemed genuinely stupid to me, incapable of
anything more than rattling through random party-line talking
points.
So if the tables were turned, and Obama had a 17-year-old
pregnant daughter, does anybody seriously not believe that the
entire Republican universe would rise up in a chorus of, "THIS IS
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE LOOSE LEFTY MORALS!"?
Probably so. Doesn't make it right, though. See, that's the great
thing about not being a partisan hack - you get to call out both
sides when they're being dickheads.
B24,
Well we know the "entire Republican universe" in your head
would.
It is kind of a lame argument to defend yourself by saying "but
they said it too".Totally ineffective to say "they didn't say it
but we all know they would".I would expect congratulations on not
scraping the baby but since it didn't happen why speculate?
For the record, I don't really care if anyone goes after the candidate's kids or any other aspect of their personal life. Just stop fucking pretending that both sides don't do it.
Obama had a 17-year-old pregnant daughter,
Pshaw, his daughters are not going to be punished with a
baby.
For some reason, tasteless jokes about chelsea clinton's early
adolescent unattractiveness were prominent. Even "wayne's world"
made jokes about it, and I doubt Mike Meyers or Dana Carvey are
card carrying Republicans. Not sure why the poor girl was such a
target for something beyond her control, when Al Gore's son was
ignored for making poor choices.
Alright I'll say it. Against odds and all early indications, Chelsea Clinton looks pretty damn good these days.
SugarFree,
That would have been well after Carter was in office and she was an
adult. She was 13 y/o when Carter left office.Considering her
appearance and demeanor I doubt the "slut" slur was used.Amy carter
could remain celibate in a men's prison.*
*I am not,and have never been a member of the GOP.
I confess I'm amazed that anybody thinks that joke is funny
Episiarch. But hey, you can't explain humor.
Nope. To each their own.
Just stop fucking pretending that both sides don't do
it.
This is the truly annoying aspect to these idiotic arguments. To
someone who isn't a partisan hack, hearing them scream "they do it
but we don't" is laughable, insulting, and moronic all at once.
When Hannity was a local ATL talker you couldn't flip to his program without hearing how the militant homosexuals wanted to "ram their values down the throats of Americans". Ailes must have got him to drop that line
SIV,
I was young, maybe I collapsed the years. But there was a bit of
Carter-looks bashing, even as a kid. Chelsea got that too. McCain
didn't come up with the "Chelsea's ugly" idea all by himself.
Anyway,
until you have a parody album come out about you, maybe you
shouldn't worry too much about what people say.
Alright I'll say it. Against odds and all early indications,
Chelsea Clinton looks pretty damn good these days.
*shudder*
I can't wait for the first newsie to get in trouble for calling a
joke about Obama "off color". Good times! Wait, was that
inappropriate too? Shit...
:)
Ailes must have got him to drop that line.
Colorful imagery aside, the sentiment is still pretty tame. I'm
pretty sure I've heard O'Reilly expressing the same opinion more
than once. Hell, use the codeword "lifestyle" and you can even get
it on the GOP platform.
When Hannity was a local ATL talker you couldn't flip to his
program without hearing how the militant homosexuals wanted to "ram
their values down the throats of Americans". Ailes must have got
him to drop that line
Well, they want to ram SOMETHING down the throats of Americans.
I mean, come on, what does he expect? The "media" to learn
about the fact that her 17-year-old daughter has a bun in the oven
and then just sit on the story?
Next thing you know, we'll find out one of the Democratic
Presidential Candidates was having an affair with his Court
Videographer, but the "Media" didn't think it was "news".
Don't pretend I'm taking sides; I just really really despise John
Edwards. And I'm not exactly wild about the "Media".
Chelsea was *eaten alive* by talk radio and right-wing TV
assholes (I recall a particular gem where Limbaugh called her the
"family dog").
I remember Howard Stern stating that he considered jokes about
Chelsea to be off limits. He said it wasn't her fault that she
happened to be related to the President. I suppose it was because
he had daughters of his own.
Chelsea Clinton
13, 18, now...not an attractive human...isn't truth the perfect
defense against libel?
I think Radley messed up on the age because when Chelsea was 13
Limbaugh called her the White House dog. Classy. Seriously, how do
you make fun of a 13 year old girl's looks on national TV and look
yourself in the mirror without vomiting?
Also, there's a big difference between a media firestorm over
getting knocked up when you're 17 and being ugly when you're 13 (or
18). It starts with C and rhymes with voice.
You're not born a pregnant teenager, you have to make a
decision.
"Alright I'll say it. Against odds and all early indications,
Chelsea Clinton looks pretty damn good these days."
Her plastic surgeon is a miracle worker.
So if the tables were turned, and Obama had a 17-year-old
pregnant daughter, does anybody seriously not believe that the
entire Republican universe would rise up in a chorus of, "THIS IS
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE LOOSE LEFTY MORALS!"?
No, that's what they say if John Kerry had a pregnant teenaged
daughter.
Obama? Sigh, it's that "ghetto culture." Did you ever read Daniel
Patrick Moynihan's report?
Picking on the slut daughter is fine (although, personally, I am all in favor of slut daughters)--but just leave the retard baby out of it, OK?
Joe
John Kerry got a teenage girl pregnant? would this headline
surprize anyone?
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