Nick Gillespie | September 2, 2008
As
the big storm Gustav peters out and memories of Hurricane Katrina
recede, it's a good time to recall reason's special December 2005
issue, which was dedicated to exploring policy failures related to
that event.
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Policy Lessons from Katrina:
1. Don't encourage development on coastal swamps
2. Don't build shitty walls
3. When shitty walls spring holes, don't procrastinate on fixing
them
4. Don't put a crony in a critical job
5. Don't DISCOURAGE private aid and rescue efforts
6. Have your shit together for your own efforts
7. Please, and this is crucial, do NOT shoot Brown People.
Elemenope,
Almost the entire Gulf Coast used to be swamps. I'll be heading
back to Biloxi in a few hours and the home I rent was built on a
swamp. The foundation is sinking matter of fact. Also, most of your
list refers to problems felt by New Orleans and Louisiana, not
Mississippi.
Almost the entire Gulf Coast used to be swamps.
Then please amend #1 to read:
1. Do not encourage development on the Gulf Coast
I'm reminded of a Louis Black routine where he talks about
earthquakes as nature's way of telling you a little secret:
MOVE!
Fine then Elemenope! But we must amend #1 further to read:
1. Do no encourage development on the Gulf Coast, except strip
clubs.
There is a shortage of strip clubs in Mississippi. You gotta go to
Louisiana or Alabama for em'.
Personally, I am shocked that anyone returned after katrina. I
sure would not have!
jess
http;//www.FireMe.To/udi
LOL swamps! I would not want to live in one!
D. Oofus
http://www.pathethic_spammer.com
Jeff,
It's sort of like asking J sub D why he stays in Detroit. It's
home. I lived in Biloxi proper at the time and water got to within
300 ft of my apartment complex. I managed to get back within 2 days
and started fixing up the damage my apartment did have at the time.
The thought of just leaving and never returning never even reared
its head.
Naga Sadow,
Well you can of course do what you want. Just don't expect any
encouragement! :-)
(Not that you do...)
There is a shortage of strip clubs in Mississippi. You gotta
go to Louisiana or Alabama for em'.
Personally I've never understood why people want to keep strip
clubs away from schools. If it were me, I'd put them right across
the street and then have sex ed classes in them.
Damn things never look like they do in the pictures! ;)
Elemenope,
My theory is that it mainly has to do with unattractive soccer
moms. They ruin it for everyone else with their insecurities! Also,
when attractive but unintelligent females get the idea of how much
money you can make stripping it kind of settles the issue for all
involved. Speaking of which, I try like hell to get a bartender gig
in a strip club. It's like trying to break into a union shop or
something!
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