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Potty-Mouthed Shopper Enticed, Then Frustrated, by Wal-Mart's Low, Low Prices, and Handcuffed
Via Michelle Shinghal comes this Houston Chronicle account of an apparently insane assistant fire marshall in Texas:
Kathryn "Kristi" Fridge made a last-minute stop at the Wal-Mart at FM 1764 and Interstate 45 with her mother and 2-year-old daughter.
Finding the batteries shelf bare, she expressed her displeasure and disbelief to her mother.
"I was like, 'Dang.' I looked at my mom and said, 'They're all ----ing gone," Fridge recalled.
Suddenly, Capt. Alfred Decker, the La Marque assistant fire marshal, appeared from around the corner, dressed in a fire department uniform.
"He said, 'You need to watch your mouth,' " Fridge said.
Perplexed by who the man was—his badge said "fire department"—Fridge offered a scant apology.
"I was like, 'Oh, OK. Sorry?' " she said.
Fridge walked away, but said the man ordered her to come back. She then protested, telling him she was having a private conversation with her mother that was none of his business. When the man ordered her to come to him and she refused, she said he pulled out his handcuffs.
Turned out the guy was an assistant fire marshall with very sensitive ears. As he was hauling Fridge away, this priceless exchange occurred:
[Capt. Alfred] Decker ordered Fridge to come out to his car because that's where his citation book was stored, [Fire Chief] Zacherl said. Fridge eventually complied, but admits she used the offending word again when she turned to a crowd of onlookers while being led outside and yelled, "Can you believe this? He's ----ing arresting me for saying ----!"
I don't know about you, gentle readers, but I really can't fucking believe it. Only in America!
Fridge was booked on a disorderly conduct charge and ticketed. She can either pay a fine or show up in court to argue some more. She shouldn't have to do either. And Wal-Mart really ought to keep its shelf stock up better, even when hurricanes are approaching (as was the case when this took place in early August).
Take a break and watch the excellent South Park episode (legally! for free! right on your work computer!), "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes."
Nigel Watt|8.15.08 @ 10:50AM|#
How does this guy walk down the street without arresting everybody in sight?
|8.15.08 @ 10:55AM|#
What the fucking fuck? Where does a fucking fire marshall get
off with handcuffs and the a-thor-i-tie to write a fucking citation
for saying "fuck".
Note to self: Stay out of fucking Texas, it's run by fucking
fucks.
Warty|8.15.08 @ 10:57AM|#
Any Trailer Park Boys fans here? I'm reminded of Ricky's courtroom speech.
|8.15.08 @ 10:59AM|#
Warren,
I'm so fucking arresting you. I order you to report to your local
jail to await processing and disposition. Fucking now, bitch!
Jorgen|8.15.08 @ 11:03AM|#
I think all the thank you calls were the same people who write the IRS asking how to pay more taxes.
Elemenope|8.15.08 @ 11:06AM|#
Dude, as soon as someone who is not a cop tells you you are
under arrest for something bullshit, you say "go fuck yourself" and
then when they lay a hand on you, you either:
a. Sock 'em in the jaw, or
b. Kick 'em in the crotch
depending on the relative strength difference.
|8.15.08 @ 11:06AM|#
I used to be a firefighter. One neat thing about being a
firefighter (unlike, say, being a cop) is that when you're on the
job, people tend to be happy to see you.
This Decker prick is trying to ruin that.
I hope he gets fired forthwith, and has the remnants of his lunch
eaten by the ACLU in a First Amendment case.
|8.15.08 @ 11:07AM|#
Just what I needed to get me going this morning; another tale of
petty tyranny.
I suppose I would just be being obtuse if I asked why the
fuck an assistant fire marshal is wandering the
streets with handcuffs in his possession.
Elemenope|8.15.08 @ 11:15AM|#
I suppose I would just be being obtuse if I asked why the
fuck an assistant fire marshal is wandering the streets with
handcuffs in his possession.
How else is he supposed to *arrest* the spread of a fire?!
|8.15.08 @ 11:19AM|#
How else is he supposed to *arrest* the spread of a
fire?!
This thread is now "arrested"!
Nicely done Elemenope
|8.15.08 @ 11:22AM|#
I would laugh in the guy's face if he told me to watch my mouth.
I envision him with a big gut and 70's mustache.
Most of these people need a beating. Sounds like a bully.
BTS|8.15.08 @ 11:26AM|#
"Can you believe this? He's fucking arresting me for saying
fuck!"
Quote of the year!
|8.15.08 @ 11:32AM|#
This is just the death of civil society. In a just society, the mob would have beaten this asshole sensless and left him bleeding on the pavement and no one would have seen a fucking thing.
|8.15.08 @ 11:39AM|#
I'm a part-time firefighter, and the notion that a fire marshal
has the power to arrest is new to me. So far as I know,
firefighters have only a few police-like powers. To wit:
Some fire marshals/Chiefs can issue citations for fire code
violations.
Firefighters can secure a fire scene during the fire and
afterwards, during investigation.
Fire investigators have limited police-like powers.
EMTs and Medics can transport someone without consent if that
person is in a severely altered mental state or has indicated that
they are a threat to themselves or others. This is always done with
the aid of the police.
That's it. Citing people for saying fuck in public (when did that
become a crime, btw?) is not among those powers.
PS-On the involuntary transport thing: the EMT/Medic fucking well
better be right. The price for getting that wrong is a kidnapping
charge and the probable loss of his or her license.
|8.15.08 @ 11:40AM|#
Why is it necessary for fire marshals to have general law enforcement powers, as opposed to, say, limited LEO authority to write citations for fire safety related offenses?
|8.15.08 @ 11:42AM|#
"[Capt. Alfred] Decker ordered Fridge to come out to his car
because that's where his citation book was stored..."
As a woman, I'd be afraid this was a serial killer, disguised as an
authority figure, who was going to take me to his car and kidnap
me...
(Maybe I need to stop reading so many true-crime novels)
|8.15.08 @ 11:45AM|#
Heil to fucking fire chief. This is the land of the fucking
free?
Fucking unbelieveable
|8.15.08 @ 11:50AM|#
LOL, I would have told him to Fuck off then takin his cuffs from
him and beat him! Dickhead does not have arrest powers. Punk. What
a joke. Welcome to the New Regime! Heil Bush!
JT
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
|8.15.08 @ 11:51AM|#
Fridge was booked on a disorderly conduct charge and
ticketed.
This is what I don't fucking get. Booked and ticketed by who?
|8.15.08 @ 11:54AM|#
On MSNBC they said the girl was cussing out the checkout
clerk.
Still not sure that's arrestable, unless they asked her to leave
and she kept yelling
|8.15.08 @ 12:02PM|#
From the article:
"When I got outside, I saw he was a fire marshal - I saw his car. I said, 'You're not even a cop!' He said, 'I can do this,' " Fridge said.
Decker asked for her name, and Fridge said she began to spell it out verbally and in sign language, which angered him. As their confrontation continued, he handcuffed her.
Zacherl said the assistant fire marshal did so for his own safety because Fridge was being belligerent and because he had to turn his back to get his ticket book and check on the radio if she had any arrest warrants.
|8.15.08 @ 12:07PM|#
Wal-Mart really ought to keep its shelf stock up better,
even when hurricanes are approaching (as was the case when this
took place in early August).
The most preposterous thing about this story is the implication
that WalMart had *no* batteries (of the type this woman wanted) in
the store. It is quite likely that this woman was too fat and lazy
to walk ten feet to the next rack, but that is a different matter
entirely.
If the store was completely out of batteries, I'm betting the
management "team" are all currently out of work, regardless of any
civil disturbances.
Elemenope|8.15.08 @ 12:08PM|#
They never expect the headbutt! I'm serious. Right to the bridge
of the nose. Some yokum without arrest powers gets handcuffs on me
(because, I dunno, maybe I was asleep or something), they deserve
to have at least a broken nose for their trouble.
But that sign language thing is awesome.
Matthew Brown|8.15.08 @ 12:13PM|#
P Brooks:
Walmart apparently was out of batteries due to pre-hurricane panic
buying, which makes sense.
|8.15.08 @ 12:28PM|#
I have a sneaking suspicion that this cocksucker was so far outside his pay grade arresing someone for cursing that the usual sovereign immunity would not apply.
|8.15.08 @ 12:34PM|#
Fridge said she began to spell it out verbally and in sign language, which angered him.
Am I the only who thinks "in sign language" is a euphemism for "flipping him off"?
|8.15.08 @ 12:52PM|#
On behalf of fire professionals everywhere, I apologize for this
f...ers lack of discretion and common sense.
Now, FTA:
State law says the use of abusive, indecent, profane or vulgar
language in a public place, which causes an "immediate breach of
the peace," meets the definition of disorderly conduct.
Decker is certified by the state of Texas as firefighter,
peace officer, fire investigator and fire
inspector.
Apparently, he had authority to make the arrest however I'll bet
Wal-Mart doesn't meet the legal definition of "public place" so it
is likely a false arrest.
Not sure there is other legal precedent to stop recurrence by
morally uptight LEOs in true public space however.
anarch|8.15.08 @ 12:57PM|#
Decker asked for her name, and Fridge said she began to
spell it out verbally
Verbally is the only possible way to spell it out. Someone meant
"orally."
And am I the only one for whom the "More here" link doesn't
work?
|8.15.08 @ 1:07PM|#
I'd say that Capt. Alfred Decker needs to be beat up and
ostraciized, but I assume that those were his actual elementary
school experiences. What a childish fucking dickhead asshole cunt
with little shit delusions of importance! I'd be happy to say it to
his goat cock sucking face in front of goddam city fucking hall
while being filmed by a motherfucking local news crew.
What a dweebish twat!
Elemenope|8.15.08 @ 1:19PM|#
J sub D --
Wasn't there a day, not so long ago, where you had forsworn cursing
on the Internet?
Not a judgement, just asking.
|8.15.08 @ 2:26PM|#
J sub D --
Wasn't there a day, not so long ago, where you had forsworn cursing
on the Internet?
Not a judgement, just asking.
Yes, New year's resolution in fact. It lasted ~ two weeks. Than
some dumbshit fuckhead cocksucker pissed me off.
I've been a baaad baaad boy.
|8.15.08 @ 2:37PM|#
I'm not a cop and I've moved away from the Houston area, so I hope someone can fill me in on this. Do peace officers or firefighters have any hurricane-prep duties that would take precedence over arresting someone for swearing, or is it business as usual unless all hell actually breaks loose?
|8.15.08 @ 2:50PM|#
I wouldn't suggest coldcocking a guy who might legitimately be a peace officer. You're better off calling the police to come out and confirm he has the power to do this.
Dello|8.15.08 @ 2:51PM|#
"State law says the use of abusive, indecent, profane or vulgar
language in a public place, which causes an "immediate breach of
the peace," meets the definition of disorderly conduct."
Time to move to Oregon:
Oregon high court protects racist, homophobic speech
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008115117_namecalling15.html
Elemenope|8.15.08 @ 2:53PM|#
I wouldn't suggest coldcocking a guy who might legitimately
be a peace officer.
If he doesn't know your name, I'm not seeing the down-side.
|8.15.08 @ 3:52PM|#
I wonder how they define breach of peace? I don't think one persons saying a foul word offending one other person would meet that definition.
ellipsis|8.15.08 @ 4:17PM|#
In Texas, this is probably par for the course. There are lots of
über-religious folk there, that consider their morals public
law.
However, if movies with an R rating for language play anywhere in
Texas, this case doesn't have a leg to stand on. You can't pick and
chose what's public and what's not.
I'm guessing even the state courts aren't intolerant enough think
this is OK. But going through the system costs a lot of money.
|8.15.08 @ 5:18PM|#
There are lots of über-religious folk there, that consider
their morals public law.
Actually, Texas is quite a bit more complicated than that. There
are lots of religious folk here, and the vast majority of them are
very, very wary of government involvement.
|8.15.08 @ 7:43PM|#
I used to live in Houston...I have to admit that's the first time I've ever heard anyone use the words "Texas" and "complicated" in the same sentence.
ellipsis|8.15.08 @ 9:30PM|#
I admit my knowledge of Texas is limited to the Dallas area,
because my brother lives there. But the residents I encountered
there on visits were shockingly theocratic.
The first couple times in the state I thought it was a fluke, but
after encountering several hundred people, a pattern began to
emerge.
|8.16.08 @ 10:19AM|#
Here is the Captain's fucking email: a.decke@la-marque.tx.us.
Fucking write to him and urge him to fuck off, or fuck his mother
or get a fucking life.
Fuck him. Fuck that fucking fuck.
GILMORE|8.16.08 @ 12:22PM|#
I was threatened with arrest by TSA security personnel at the
Atlanta airport during a massive canceling of flights due to a NY
hailstorm for using the expression "goddam" too frequently.
The woman said "blasphemy is disturbance of the peace"
GILMORE|8.16.08 @ 12:31PM|#
John | August 15, 2008, 11:32am | #
This is just the death of civil society. In a just society, the mob
would have beaten this asshole sensless and left him bleeding on
the pavement and no one would have seen a fucking thing.
I love how I can agree with John so much in one thread, and then
have to disagree so vehemently with him in most others.
But indeed, petty dictators wouldnt certainly last long in a more
citizen centric society. badges are bullshit.
GILMORE|8.16.08 @ 12:42PM|#
This is good = from the comments at the article site
"
(0)
noreasontolie wrote:
YES! I am sick of hearing foul-mouthed people in pubic where
children hear F-bombs and other bad words. I am also sick of seeing
dumba$$es with their underwear showing, When are they going to
start writing citations for that idiocy?
8/14/2008 6:58:58 AM"
I am sick of foulmouths in public.
those dumbasses
|8.16.08 @ 1:23PM|#
Was the girl hot?
Sounds like the fire marshal wanted to use his hose on her.
There's probably some deep perversion on the part of the fire
marshal at play here.
He's probably a sex offender who gets off on cuffing women before
they are made to clean his pumper.
The police should investigate this wacko!
|8.17.08 @ 11:14AM|#
I guess the "litter slogan" applies to more then just the state pigs.... "dont mess with texas" has always meant more then what they say , they claim a litter slogan, I say more....
|8.17.08 @ 12:42PM|#
This is truly an intersection of 'Dumb & Even Dumber', the woman was a tard for getting upset because they sold out of batteries with a Hurricane on the way, DUH, stupid for cussing around her kid, and any other kids, DUH. The Fire Marshal overstepped his boundaries and only incited more from the woman by confronting her. I wouldnt have gone to his car, I would have called the police on my own for him harrassing me. I used to have officers arrest people for cussing them out, it got tossed EVERY TIME, why, 'Freedom of Speech', disorderly conduct is a catch-all toilet flush of a violation, it rarely sticks unless you were drunk. Bad Fire Marshal!!!
|8.17.08 @ 12:43PM|#
What does Walmart have to do with this story. It could happen in any store? Thank Walmart for low prices. It never guaranteed unlimited stock. Get a life.
bob|8.17.08 @ 12:44PM|#
I live in Houston and if this ever happens to me, I'll sucker punch the fucker. He won't remember what hit him.
Drew|8.17.08 @ 1:30PM|#
Assistant Fire Marshal/Captain, La Marque Fire Marshals
Office
1111 Bayou Road
La Marque, Texas 77568
TEL 409-938-9267
Call him up tell him to get some fucking batteries at the
walmart
Ricardo Cobos|8.17.08 @ 3:13PM|#
Personally, instead of complain of whether this woman should be
harged with violating a moral code of conduct, I think we should be
examining our own personal lack of moral conduct as a
society.
Just because I can use foul language doesn't mean it is
appropriate. Furthermore, she wasn't having a private conversation
with her mother because it was taking place in the confines if a
public forum. The moment she decided to have a conversation in the
public domain, it ceased to be private. While at it, why on earth
would she feel it would be OK to use such vulgar language in
public, let alone to her very own mother?! My mother, at any age
would have chagrined me for that!
Finally; It wasn't a firefighter, it was the Assistant Fire
Marshall who obviously has the authority by law not only to enforce
and investigate the fire code but ALL laws, that's why he has the
title "Marshall" and not "Fire Fighter". Assumable it is also why
he carries a badge, a citation book and a set of handcuffs so he
can make arrests! He may even carry a sidearm!
Consider this; in Michigan she could have been booked on a
misdemeanor offense and taken to jail for using foul language in
public! Obviously in that jurisdiction there are similar laws. Good
For Fire Marshall for standing his grounds and not letting her talk
trash in his neighborhood Wal Mart!
|8.17.08 @ 5:25PM|#
I bet it makes the FireMan CUM when the FireMan's wife says "Fuck Me Harder, FireMan".
John Lee|8.17.08 @ 5:27PM|#
Heh, he shouldn't have arrested her and she shouldn't have used
the vulgar language in a store. They're both idiots.
http://reviewstash.com
TJ|8.17.08 @ 5:56PM|#
"Verbally is the only possible way to spell it out."
Uh.... writing? On paper? (Old-fashioned way to spell, I
know)
"What does Walmart have to do with this story."
That's where all the cold-blooded reptilian type-people like to
hang out and judge people who won't exist JUST like them.
|8.18.08 @ 6:40AM|#
Ricardo Cobos,
First of all, fuck you, you shitsucking po-faced prick.
Next, let's examine your comments. I will begin by temporarily
assuming for the sake of argument that profane language in public
is shameful and inappropriate. From this starting point you draw
the conclusion that fire marshals who arrest foulmouthed citizens
are to be applauded. But the conclusion does not follow unless you
are a lowdown piece of shit who sucks the thick dick of fascism. In
particular, it does not follow without the underlying assumption
that any shameful or inappropriate behavior ipso facto
falls within the legitimate scope of law enforcement. And this
underlying assumption is plainly false: for example, if I act like
a know-it-all or mooch off of my friends or emotionally manipulate
my girlfriend, my conduct is quite shameful and inappropriate, but
only a stupid rotten cocksucking bastard would say I am to be
punished by law enforcement. Not every moral lapse or shortcoming
in virtue is fair game for the apparatus of the state, you
bootlicking shithead.
You show some interest in the legal background of the case, citing
anti-profanity laws in Michigan. Well, note the following, you
cretin. The Texas law relevant to the case concerns disorderly
conduct, which in turn concerns an "immediate breach of the peace".
And if you think for a second that Ms. Fridge's comments even come
close to meeting that standard, then perhaps you should
build a time machine and join the Justice Department of Woodrow
Wilson. The rest of us will be here in present time, where
Cohen v. California extends serious constitutional
protection to profane speech and strained 'immediate breach of the
peace' rationales for speech restrictions haven't been on the table
since Chaplinsky.
But now let us drop our temporary assumption and ask whether Ms.
Fridge did anything morally wrong. In a privately owned place of
business open to the public, she used profane language in a private
conversation with her mother and was overheard by a stranger. You,
like the mewling tampon-up-your-ass pussy that you are, are
scandalized by this behavior. But this isn't Victorian England,
faggot. Profane language is a central part of colloquial American
English and private conversations that get a little salty are about
as morally offensive as a mixed-race couple. If your monocle drops
out every time you hear the word 'fuck', then that's your
problem. Making a moral issue out of bad words in everyday
conversations is priggishness defined, and priggishness is not one
of the classical virtues.
But if you want to write letters to Reader's Digest
complaining about young black men using "the N-word" with their
friends, go right ahead. After all, it's not against the law to be
a dried-up old fuck whose mind has been poisoned by bigoted
sanctimony. It's just shameful is all.
|8.18.08 @ 4:29PM|#
Decker, Alfred
Title: Assistant Fire Marshal/Captain, La Marque Fire Marshals
Office
Address: 1111 Bayou Road La Marque, Texas 77568
Office Phone: 409-938-9267 Fax: 409-935-1113
Email: a.decke@la-marque.tx.us
|8.18.08 @ 5:05PM|#
"""Just because I can use foul language doesn't mean it is
appropriate."""
Like many people, you are confusing inappropriate with illegal.
Sure that language isn't appropriate but that doesn't make it
illegal.
miche|8.18.08 @ 5:41PM|#
Guys,
As Ricardo is my former husband, I can attest that he is for real
when he spews the stuff he did yesterday. But, believe me, he
wasn't so uptight back in the day. Honestly, I'm really not sure
whether or not his current position is an improvement over his
older ones. Glean from that what you will about the content of his
character.
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