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Disappearing Ditchweed
A perennial story in the annals of drug war stupidity is the Drug Enforcement Administration's tally of cannabis plants destroyed under its Domestic Cannabis Eradication/Suppression Program. Year after year, the figures show that nearly all of the eradicated plants are ditchweed, the feral, nonpsychoactive descendants of hemp that American farmers used to legally grow for fiber. A couple years ago, for instance, I noted that "98 percent of the 223 million or so cannabis plants 'eradicated' by American law enforcement agencies in 2005 were feral hemp." Since these plants do not contain enough THC to get anyone high, the program is a vivid illustration of how drug warriors waste taxpayer money. NORML's Paul Armentano reports that the DEA seems finally to have wised up:
How much ditchweed did police confiscate in 2007? That would be anyone's guess.
Upon referencing Table 4.38 (Number of marijuana plants eradicated and seized, arrests made, weapons seized, and value of assets seized under the Drug Enforcement Administration's Domestic Cannabis Eradication/Suppression Program, by State, 2007) in the latest version of the Sourcebook of Criminal Justice Statistics, visitors will discover that the column that previously reported on "ditchweed" seizures (in prior years' tables, it was seventh column from the left) is now conspicuously missing.
Episiarch|8.6.08 @ 11:07AM|#
It sort of goes to show you the futility of trying to eradicate what is essentially a weed. What next, mint?
robc|8.6.08 @ 11:09AM|#
I could support a Dandelion Eradication Program.
Well, not with my tax dollars, but you know what I mean.
Elemenope|8.6.08 @ 11:11AM|#
What next, mint?
From what I hear, a garage chemist can brew a pretty mean aspirin
from a bushel of those.
Scary shit.
|8.6.08 @ 11:16AM|#
Admitting ditchweed exists might mean admitting an ancient (and
free) fiber market which would have beat the shit out of
chemical/fertilizer intensive cotton. Of course punishment was
needed to prevent an injustice like THAT!!!
JMR
ktc2|8.6.08 @ 11:33AM|#
So to be clear they are still wasting money eradicating it, they just now instead report it all as marijuana and not even acknowledge that 98% of it is wasted money/resources?
LarryA|8.6.08 @ 11:43AM|#
If they went after kudzu people would think the DEA was too
stupid to know that you can't eradicate a weed that prolific.
But getting rid of hemp is seen as no harder than eradicating
poppies.
But that's another perennial story.
|8.6.08 @ 11:44AM|#
Apparently, they used to grow quite a bit of hemp in Southern Wisconsin, because when I acquired a small parcel there a number of years ago, it had hundreds/thousands of feral pot plants on it. I hit 'em with Roundup - I didn't need some pinhead deputy hauling me in as a Major Drug Kingpin because I had wild marijuana plants on my property.
The Extispicator|8.6.08 @ 11:54AM|#
The seventh column did not contain enough THC to get anyone
fired up, and so it was eradicated.
Apparently they grew a lot in Indiana, too. I had a buddy in
college who grew up on an Indiana farm. They had feral pot
everywhere and he and his friends used to smoke it all the time. It
wasn't until college that he found out it was the non-THC stuff. He
called his dad and told him all about it and his dad said "Yeah, I
knew you and your buddies were doing it. I didn't have the heart to
tell you..."
Global Hemp|8.6.08 @ 12:07PM|#
Its far easier to "bust" a stand of feral hemp (aka "ditchweed")
growing along the railroad tracks than to make a real bust by going
into a dangerous crack house.
Eradication of feral hemp serves as a method for rural and small
town law enforcement agencies to receive money from federal
agencies. As the saying goes "follow the money."
In fact, most all feral hemp is "eradicated" in late August or
September, when seeds have matured. Thereby allowing seeds to drop
off as the stalks are being cut, allowing for another eradication
the follow for years to come! Just another example of our slave
tax, er income tax dollars at work!
|8.6.08 @ 12:07PM|#
Exti..
They were to dumb to know that they weren't high? Oh wait, you said
"Indiana". Nevermind.
Drew|8.6.08 @ 12:16PM|#
So is feral hemp an 'endangered' plant? Should Earth First be chaining themselves to ditchweed in protest, or will spiking the larger plants do the trick?
Elemenope|8.6.08 @ 12:21PM|#
Its far easier to "bust" a stand of feral hemp (aka
"ditchweed") growing along the railroad tracks than to make a real
bust by going into a dangerous crack house.
Because the rocks are sharp and abrasive, and you may cut
yourself.
Same holds true, I suppose, at the railroad tracks.
|8.6.08 @ 12:31PM|#
What next, mint?
Stop giving them ideas. The Saliva crusade will probably get to
common sage eventually. I pack the turkey with sage before smoking
it for Thanksgiving. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TURKEYS?
|8.6.08 @ 12:42PM|#
"I hit 'em with Roundup - I didn't need some pinhead deputy
hauling me in as a Major Drug Kingpin because I had wild marijuana
plants on my property"
RC Dean, likely story. You just didn't want the bad stuff
cross-pollinating with the good stuff.
Thankfully, the DEA takes care of that for most of the country. And
then we hear "scary" news reports on how the stuff keeps getting
stronger. Gov't at it's best as usual.
B|8.6.08 @ 12:44PM|#
Just to get this straight:
1) DEA eradicates lots and lots of pot with little to no THC in
it,
2) the same agency (and ONDCP, etc.,) is continually pointing out
that pot is getting more and more potent (and thus more dangerous),
and therefore needs...
3) more money to do things like eradicate pot.
Kind of reminds me of the scam in a mafia movie (Goodfellas, maybe)
where they would overload the trucks and skim the savings on
shipping, which would fuck up the highways, which they had
sweetheart contracts to repave.
Elemenope|8.6.08 @ 12:44PM|#
Stop giving them ideas. The Saliva crusade will probably get
to common sage eventually. I pack the turkey with sage before
smoking it for Thanksgiving.
And yet, Morning Glory is still well under the radar. Fancy
that.
|8.6.08 @ 12:56PM|#
Elemenope,
Yes and no. Most Morning Glory seeds that you can buy commercially
are coated in an emetic almost impossible to wash off. Combine that
with the fact that the most hallucinogenic varieties are non-native
to the continental US and you have a potent drug that grows
everywhere, but usually not in a useful form. Kind of like
ditchweed, they just don't shoot your dog when they find a Morning
Glory vine in your backyard.
Besides, you want a cheap, legal and extremely unpleasant trip? A
tablespoon of nutmeg. Have a vomit bucket handy.
|8.6.08 @ 1:02PM|#
I can't wait until some botanist, with too much time on his hands, comes up with a way to combine the kudzu's hardiness and persistance with some kick ass ganja and let it overgrow the US. Free kudganja for everyone!!
Episiarch|8.6.08 @ 1:06PM|#
Besides, you want a cheap, legal and extremely unpleasant
trip? A tablespoon of nutmeg. Have a vomit bucket handy.
I thought a cheap, legal, and extremely unpleasant trip was
visiting Worcester.
This joke will make no sense to people not from New England.
|8.6.08 @ 1:07PM|#
zig zag man,
I been advocating this for years! Isn't their one botanist out
there who can stop thinking of themselves for just a little while
and actually help people for a change?
|8.6.08 @ 1:09PM|#
visiting Worcester.
Dude, I had to go to Opryland 7 times as a kid, I'm right there
with you.
Elemenope|8.6.08 @ 1:27PM|#
Yes and no. Most Morning Glory seeds that you can buy
commercially are coated in an emetic almost impossible to wash off.
Combine that with the fact that the most hallucinogenic varieties
are non-native to the continental US and you have a potent drug
that grows everywhere, but usually not in a useful form. Kind of
like ditchweed, they just don't shoot your dog when they find a
Morning Glory vine in your backyard.
Besides, you want a cheap, legal and extremely unpleasant trip? A
tablespoon of nutmeg. Have a vomit bucket handy.
Erowid indicates that the emetic is by no means a universal, and
does detail some easy steps to remove the toxin. (Also, some states
have labeling laws that require notification of the presence of the
emetic agent). I've seen the correct cultivar of seed on sale at
the local garden shop, and it is not difficult or expensive to
obtain.
Nutmug tripping is so fucking crazy and unpleasant sounding (from
reports) that even I am not moved at all to try it.
Elemenope|8.6.08 @ 1:28PM|#
I thought a cheap, legal, and extremely unpleasant trip was
visiting Worcester.
A friend of mine went to Clark University, and a cousin went to
WPI. I've had my fill of the Saucetown, thanks.
|8.6.08 @ 1:33PM|#
I've seen the correct cultivar of seed on sale at the local
garden shop, and it is not difficult or expensive to
obtain.
Things must have progressed since I last looked in it. Still don't
want to do it, but interesting.
Episiarch|8.6.08 @ 1:38PM|#
NutraSweet sticks to caffeine hallucinations. You see some pretty crazy shit after 7 RockStars.
Episiarch|8.6.08 @ 2:11PM|#
Doesn't change the fact that you got the Queen part right, even if inadvertently.
|8.6.08 @ 2:54PM|#
Nigel,
"But I wanna get high, now..." Planning and foresight few after
such a shitty high probably don't have. For all that, you could
probably just find some 'shooms. (Which are awesome.)
You know you can buy opium poppies?
Homebrew heroin, anyone?
Elemenope|8.6.08 @ 3:05PM|#
It blew my mind to learn that common lettuce has psychoactive properties if prepared properly.
|8.6.08 @ 3:14PM|#
that common lettuce has psychoactive properties if prepared
properly.
So vegans are deluded, just high?
MPP|8.7.08 @ 10:20AM|#
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|8.7.08 @ 11:01AM|#
*aren't* dammit
I think it worked better the first time, Sugarfree. "High" and
"deluded" aren't mutually exclusive.
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