http://reason.com/blog/2008/05/01/and-dont-even-ask-about-purple

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And Don't Even Ask About Purple Nurples and Wet Willies

Via Fark comes this quote:

The police spokesman said they are ever vigilant and on the lookout for wedgies here.

“You might get away with that in Lincoln or Omaha,” the spokesman said. “But we’re not going to allow wedgies in North Platte.”

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