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Drug-Sniffing Tax Collectors
One of the constitutional objections to "taxes" on illegal drugs, you may recall, is that they require taxpayers to incriminate themselves. It turns out that's not the only sort of tax that can get drug offenders in trouble:
CORVALLIS, Ore. -- A man arrested for an indoor marijuana growing operation after a county worker smelled the illegal plant on a tax payment has been sentenced to 16 months in prison.
Eric Brian Michaelis, 37, also agreed to forfeit more than $65,000 in cash seized after Benton County sheriff's deputies found 230 marijuana plants inside his home in November.
Deputies found almost every room in the house filled with marijuana plants, from seedlings to bushes that were 4 feet tall. The operation included a back-up generator to power the grow lamps in case the electricity went out.
The investigation started when a Benton County tax clerk noticed that the $600 in cash that Michaelis used to pay his taxes smelled like marijuana.
This seems like a situation that could have been avoided through money laundering. Incidentally, while Michaelis' 16-month sentence is too long by about 16 months, in the federal system he would have gone to prison for at least five years, the mandatory minimum for cultivating 100 or more plants.
[Thanks to NORML's Allen St. Pierre for the tip.]
|2.14.08 @ 10:20AM|#
Ever heard of paying by check or debit card? Gotta be more
careful, man.
Laundering the money probably would've helped... as in running it
through the washer. Should take the smell of the sticky bud right
off the cash.
|2.14.08 @ 10:20AM|#
"the $600 in cash that Michaelis used to pay his taxes smelled
like marijuana."
Dumbass.
|2.14.08 @ 10:31AM|#
This seems like a situation that could have been avoided
through money laundering.
Best Pun Ev-Er
Episiarch|2.14.08 @ 10:38AM|#
You know, if he had just written a check on the picnic table
outside he could have avoided this.
All jokes aside, I'd like to punch the fucker who smelled the weed
on the tax payment in the cock/twat. Not just for reporting the
guy, but for being a tax collector.
highnumber|2.14.08 @ 11:01AM|#
I would have thought that Oregonians would be inured to the
smell of the reefer.
He should rubbed patchouli oil on his hands before counting out the
bills.
Maybe not, patchouli scent may count as probable cause, too.
|2.14.08 @ 11:27AM|#
You know what actually happened here. This guy popped up on the cops radar screen. So they broke into his house to see what was what. And lo and behold all that dope. But you can't go into court with an illegal search and some hearsay. So they went to the judge with this "his money smells like dope" [wink wink] story, and got their warrant.
T|2.14.08 @ 11:55AM|#
Warren,
You'd better hope they didn't do that, because we're all coke dealers
by that logic.
Ska|2.14.08 @ 12:10PM|#
NY Gov. Spitzer proposed a $3.50 tax on every gram of marijuana,
and $200.00 on every gram of cocaine.
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/23/a-200-a-gram-tax-on-cocaine/
Apparently this is fairly common practice.
|2.14.08 @ 1:02PM|#
T,
The innocent have nothing to fear. If the cops think you're a coke
dealer, they'll break into your house when your not home and look
through your sock drawer. If all they find is socks, you'll never
know they were there.
If they find a big bag of pre-measured "eight balls" then they'll
go to the Dept. of Treasury and ask to see the cash you paid your
taxes with.
If they find pictures of naked children, well then the story gets a
little interesting.
T|2.14.08 @ 1:14PM|#
If the cops think you're a coke dealer, they'll break into
your house when your not home and look through your sock
drawer.
I guess when I get home and somebody shot the dog and ate all the
donuts, I'll know to batten down the hatches for the upcoming
search warrant.
|2.14.08 @ 2:16PM|#
I would have thought that Oregonians would be inured to the
smell of the reefer.
Heh, no doubt. Even more so when you consider that Corvallis is a
very liberal college town where the smell is hardly a rarity. I
mean, if you go through the Taco Hell drive through on 9th late at
night it would not be surprising to get a few dank bills in
change.
Of course this highlights that even "decriminalized" states with
fairly lenient marijuana laws are still a far cry from
legalization. The corridor from Seattle through Portland to
northern California is supposed to have the highest per-capital
levels of use and acceptance of anywhere in the country and yet
here in this very accepting college town in the heart of that
corridor stuff like this still happens.
And as for the tax collector, what kind of pathetic, boot-licking
busy-body isn't satisfied with his job confiscating others property
but also feels compelled to send someone to jail for growing a few
plants. Is sniffing the money rally in this loser's fucking job
description?? I hope his neighbor rats him out for illegally
downloading music or something.
|2.14.08 @ 3:43PM|#
"...what kind of pathetic, boot-licking busy-body isn't
satisfied with his job confiscating others property but also feels
compelled to send someone to jail for growing a few
plants."
Just your average nanny state bot, doing its duty for the war on
drugs citizens sucking down that government pork
paycheck.
/Bet he or she makes 2x or more of the actual market value of
skills plus PERA (Public Employees Retirement Account)
//being a tax collector is not beyond the skills of a typical
office assistant flunkie
|2.14.08 @ 3:53PM|#
@ Brian Courts & zigzag: word. probably someone older who is a true believer in the 'weed kills / weed=terrorism / gateway drug' etc nonsense. if this ludicrous story wasn't made up by police.
windycityatty|2.14.08 @ 7:15PM|#
There are studies dealing with trace amounts of various drugs on
u.s. currency. Depending on the denomination and the year of the
bill - - there is a good chance trace amounts of cocaine or
whatever will be on that bill.
Dogs alerting on money is highly problematic during car searches
for this very reason. Given the very obvious fact that a dog cant
explain to his copper handler whether he is alerting on money,
drugs, bombs or a body. (All K-9's are trained in at least a few
multiple substances) - you see many a dog alert for nothing more
than having money in your wallet. However, if no drugs are found -
there is no arrest - no challenge - no report of it ever happening.
Its the 'ol false positive dilemma. How do get a dog's accuracy to
be 95% or higher? Never report when the dog f's up and make sure
there is no paper trail.
There are also reports of police cars equipping their cruisers with
some type of u.v. scanner or something that they place drivers'
licenses under during every traffic stop/encounter on the street to
see if the license has been used to chop up blow or meth or
whatever - as has been rumored to happen from time to time. I cant
verify this story - may be paranoia. The dog problem is for real -
and is becoming more and more relevant post Illinois v.
Caballes.
regular commenter\'s name with|2.14.08 @ 7:36PM|#
There are also reports of police cars equipping their
cruisers with some type of u.v. scanner or something that they
place drivers' licenses under during every traffic stop/encounter
on the street to see if the license has been used to chop up blow
or meth or whatever - as has been rumored to happen from time to
time. I cant verify this story - may be paranoia.
windycityatty, thanks for the heads up on that. Might be paranoia,
but then again, given the ferver of the War on Freedom I wouldn't
be at all surprised. My friend uses her state-issued driver's
license for that purpose as a sort of personal "fuck you" to the
state. I was already a bit concerned that police might be able to
detect it on your license during a stop so I always use my health
insurance card instead. Maybe not as symbolic as a license, but
still a little sense of irony...
|2.14.08 @ 8:56PM|#
There is a scanner, but very expensive and just being
developed.
Link:
http://www.kvoa.com/global/story.asp?s=7154752
From the article:
CDEX Inc. has developed a device which can instantly detect
trace amounts of the drug.
Right now it's being tested in Greenlee County, northeast of
Tucson.
"When you pull the trigger, UV light comes out of the lamps," says
Wade Poteet, the principal scientist behind the scanner.
In an instant the scanner knows if a substance is meth or not. It
detects traces of the drug down to one tenth of one millionth of a
gram on clothes, skin, and other surfaces.
The more you know...
/I could imagine a situation where painting a prohibitionista's
belongings with "drug residue" would provide comedy gold in the
right circimstances.
regular commenter\'s name with|2.14.08 @ 9:40PM|#
In an instant the scanner knows if a substance is meth or
not. It detects traces of the drug down to one tenth of one
millionth of a gram on clothes, skin, and other
surfaces.
Oh wonderful... That is kind of frightening. Just hanging out at a
party might get that much on you... not that that would be my real
concern. And who are these jackoff scientists selling their souls
to develop this kind of weaponry for the police? And, if they're
going to do that, can't they at least also come up with something
far less sensitive and far cheaper that will tell me if the stuff
I'm getting is good shit or has been cut all to hell? Now that
would be a worthwhile invention.
|2.14.08 @ 10:02PM|#
So. How come some goody-two-shoes working in the tax collectors office even knows what unsmoked pot smells like?
troll-keeper|2.15.08 @ 12:23AM|#
He shouldn't have broke the law.
Hey y'all hear that? He shouldn't a done broke the law!
Yee-haw!
For your edification, the past participle of the verb to
break is broken, not broke. If you're going
to troll you could trouble yourself to invest the effort to appear
at least minimally educated.
Feeding time is over now; get back in your cage.
|2.15.08 @ 12:55AM|#
"And, if they're going to do that, can't they at least also
come up with something far less sensitive..."
No link but, I heard that Dr. Bronner's soap shows up as ecstasy in
police durg testing kits. So the test should actually tell the
tester what kind of substance the sample is. Not a balnket,
everything is drugs, you are busted.
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