Jacob Sullum | February 1, 2008
A fatality involving an unusual kind of drinking problem vividly illustrates the frequently ignored maxim that the dose makes the poison.
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Dihydrogen Monoxide Kills Again
Dihydrogen Monoxide is used by industry in the manufacturing
process. This dangerous chemical should be banned, but the
politicians are all in the pocket of transnational corporations.
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?
H20... It just sounds dangerous.
When it was AuH2O everybody *really* thought it was dangerous.
Thought it might nuke the world into oblivion.
That's chilling, robc. Absolutely chilling. It's even got 50% of the letters in the phrase "acid rain".
DHMO is the major component of acid rain.
As an ex-sailor, I can testify that it is the number one cause of
mariner deaths. I exceeds sharks, sea snakes, jellyfish, and manta
rays combined.
Although found in 100% of corpses at autopsy, this mysterious substance's relation to death has been kept hidden by the gubermint
DHMO is also highly addictive. Every person who has ever ingested DHMO is bound to experience severe withdrawal symptoms including delusions, muscle cramps, painful urination, and even death if they stop ingesting it for even a few days.
It's in our food! Giant agricorps spray DHMO onto crops to increase yields! Plants treated with DHMO undergo rapid growth. DHMO is transported from the roots directly into friuts and vegetables, causing them to swell and increasing their shipping weight.
Even worse, intelligence sources believe terrorists may be storing large quantities of DHMO.
It is good that the liked article includes a photo of a DHMO dispensing unit and receptacle, so that parents can keep an eye out for H2O paraphernalia. I certainly don't want MY kids to have access to this dangerous chemical.
Weren't there some morning zoo shock jocks that got in trouble a few months ago for convincing a woman to drink so much water she died?
"Water Intoxication".
Hmm.
"Sir, your breathalyzer shows a Blood DHMO content of .92. I'll
have to ask you for your keys."
What I want to know is how much water he drank to die from it. Knowing that the dose makes the poison is pretty useless unless you know what that dose is.
DHMO is the major component of acid rain.
Its also the major greenhouse gas.
It is good that the liked article
R.C.'z Law strikes again!
What I want to know is how much water he drank to die from
it. Knowing that the dose makes the poison is pretty useless unless
you know what that dose is.
It's usually several gallons in less than an hour. Every now and
then some idiot dies from this as part of a frat initiation.
From the article: Hyponatremia is when there is so much
water in the body that it dilutes vital minerals such as sodium
down to dangerous levels.
Should read: Hyponatremia is when there is so much water in the
body that it dilutes the level of the vital mineral sodium down to
dangerous levels.
HypoNAtremia is, by definition, low sodium concentration.
/didact mode
The radio contest was called "Hold Your Wee For a Wii." The
woman who died was a mom who was hoping to win a Wii system for her
kids. She lost the contest, and a few hours later, her life. Very
sad story.
Oddly enough, I heard last month that a Kansas radio station was
planning to hold an identical event. Jokes about what's wrong with
Kansas, and it being years behind the rest of the country may
commence now.
When I was healthy, and running half-marathons, hyponatremia was
regularly featured in Running World articles.
They advocated the use of sports drinks (that contain small amounts
of sodium) instead of DHMO while running distance. Too bad this
wasn't common info among idiot DJs.
FTA:
Recording a verdict of accidental death, coroner Donald
Coverdale said: "This is indeed an unusual case and, I dare say
that the consumption of excessive amounts of water may well have
gone unnoticed by those around Mr McNamara, certainly less noticed
than if he had been consuming large amounts of alcohol.
The obvious lesson? Don't drink DHMO, drink alcohol, so the people
around you knwo when you've had too much.
Facts about DHMO:
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Thanks PantsFan! That's a winner.
FTA:
Recording a verdict of accidental death, coroner Donald Coverdale said: "This is indeed an unusual case and, I dare say that the consumption of excessive amounts of water may well have gone unnoticed by those around Mr McNamara, certainly less noticed than if he had been consuming large amounts of alcohol.
The obvious lesson? Don't drink DHMO, drink alcohol, so the people around you knwo when you've had too much.
Know when to say when! When you want to drink, drink responsibly.
Drink Alcohol.
Did you know that Alcohol is a natural diuretic, which has been
shown in studies to reduce DHMO content in your blood? Alcohol
naturally protects the body against dangerous conditions such as
hyponatremia and sobriety.
This message brought to you by the American Booze Board.
Download free DHMO Labels:
http://www.32oz.com/mirror/waterlabels3/
Spread the knowledge!
Am reminded of W.C.Fields' famous comment when offered water for his whiskey. To paraphrase: "Water?" he drawled incredulously, "Certainly not! Fish f*** in it!"
It's not just drinking it ~ People inhale DMHO sometimes, which is leads to more fatalities than the ingestion of it. this stuff is very dangerous, we MUST get it off the streets!
DHMO vapor, a major greenhouse gas, has been pumped into the air
in ever increasing quantities since the very beginning of the
industrial revolution.
And this corrosive chemical, in liquid form, is used as a coolant
in nuclear reactors, pumped right through the center of the
radioactive core!
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