Nick Gillespie | January 21, 2008
Tonight
I'll be mixing things up with Tucker Carlson on his eponymous MSNBC talk
show. I will be part of a panel yapping about current events
(and hopefully, Congress' stupid attempt
to regulate baseball).
Consult your local listings for a "show so fast, it's changing the pace of the news."
More on the former bowtie-wearin', Dancin' with the Stars man himself here. And here's his very pro-Ron Paul profile from, coff, coff, The New Republic.
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Hey Nick, be sure to take advantage of the opportunity to bash
Ron Paul for being a "racist and gay-hater."
Oh, and don't forget to implore him to out the authors of those
"racist and gay-hating" newletters.
Wow! Tucker Carlson has a friend who owns a brothel. He's cooler than anyone at Reason.
Just in case Justin Raimondo is hanging around, Nick actually did work for Suck. So, if you want to use that famous put-down, this is your chance.
Gee, Nick may be a cosmotarian, but he's not a sniveling jackanapenestrian like some of the posters on this board.
Nick, if you wanna keep an even remotely cosmopolitan bone in your body, you might wanna stay away from someone who couldn't dance a dumbed-down Macarena for life. (Seriously, am I the only one who thinks Carlson sucked on Dancing with the Stars to an impossible degree?)
Seriously, am I the only one who thinks Carlson sucked on
Dancing with the Stars to an impossible degree?
Maybe, but you're in the running for the only one who cares...
Wow! Tucker Carlson has a friend who owns a brothel. He's
cooler than anyone at Reason.
Michael C. Moynihan has been blacklisted from North Korea.
Lets see....Tucker knows a pimp but Moynihan pissed of North Korea
so much that they specifically prohibited him....
Moynihan wins
Nick may be a cosmotarian, but he's not a sniveling
jackanapenestrian
like some of the posters on this board.
I don't believe I have ever sniveled. Nor am I a Nick fan-boy.
Taktix,
Heh, to be frank I tuned in just to see how Carlson would hold his
own, and that was either the best amusement I'd had or the dumbest
mistake I'd made in eons (or maybe both).
In addition to Mr. Bow Tie and
Mr. Bad Boy [TM], tonight's other guests include:
- Ray J. Johnson
- Gallagher
- the boy who says "I didn't do it"
I think nick's hair and jacket will briefly release him from
their Spawn-like symbiotic control system to attack Tucker
Carlson's bow tie and tweeds, which are an enemy species of
mind-control shapeshifting aliens that turn their hosts into smarmy
douches.
If not, I think Nick will own the dude either way. In a way
slightly more congenial and tolerant than say, his manhandling of
Bill O Reilly
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