Please hold off on the tight end, wide receiver, etc. jokes; the sexual orientation of the late FBI director J. Edgar Hoover (below, center) is unclear. But do take a gander at this curio, which ranks up there with the shot of Elvis and Nixon comparing capes:

The image comes courtesy of
The Smoking Gun, which notes that this is one of the items that
O.J. Simpson was trying to recover when snagged by police for
allegedly trying to
rob a Las Vegas casino.
The man on the right? Not Clyde Tolson 2.0, but future NFL standout Larry Csonka.
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