Kerry Howley | September 14, 2007
I'll be rambling semi-coherently on Fox News' Red Eye at 2am ET. Here's a longish clip from last time, featuring a less-than-semi-coherent Mr. Tommy Chong, me, and a lot of frosted green eyeshadow:
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Hmm, never watched this before. Gutfield looks like an alien is
about to come out his throat The Hidden-style.
So Kerry, are you descended from dokkalfar or ljosalfar? It's hard
to tell the difference between the two, you see.
Kerry has not lost a bit of her ability to flirt in bad taste. But she lost half her hotness when she cut her hair.
Kerry, your haircut looks fantastic and your hotness is fully
intact.
You might consider getting someone to do your makeup the next time.
We have noticed the overdone eyeshadow before, if you don't mind us
saying so.
Also, you have an enviable job.
I have to stand up in defense of KH's haircut. I like it a lot.
It's sassy. It goes with her verrrrrrve.
She can even carry off the eyeshadow, IMO.
Also, she said the only line that actually made me laugh out loud.
(It ends "... and you wouldn't even know it.")
Anyway, people need to lay off the haircut.
And I suspect the posting above by "Warren" is in fact that of an
imposter. The devotion of the Warren we all know is unconditional,
if impure and extreme.
Kerry, you're bringing down your good name and Reason's with your appearances on that show.
>Kerry, you're bringing down your good name and Reason's with
your appearances on that show.
Oh jeezus. Not that again.
Kerry,
You should know that you are allowed to politely decline
invitations to appear on television. For instance, if, say, Red Eye
calls, you can just say, "Thanks, but I'm not interested." You
don't have to accept them all.
And by the way, Jesus Christ when is Tommy Chong going to go
away?
i thought chong was the most coherent person on the show and easily the funniest. maybe it's the bong hits i just took.
"...featuring a less-than-semi-coherent Mr. Tommy Chong, an
unfunny-to-an-equal-degree me..."
Fixed that for you.
I guess if you stayed up that late, had a lot to drink or snort or toke, then just about any form or degree of crass humor can seem hilarious? (Judging by the maniacle - did someone say "alien" - cackling following any of the comments by the guests on that show).
Is it wrong that I kept hoping David Cronenberg would throttle
Greg Gutfeld?
Oh, those missed opportunities. Like the time I was interviewed in
studio by Sean Hannity.
Regrets. I've had a few....
Greg N.,
How do you know she does accept them all? Perhaps they
call her every day and she only accepts once a month or so.
Anyway, no matter how bad the surroundings are, it's always good to
get exposure for Reason -- and always nice to see Kerry on TV!
Kerry was by far the funniest person in that clip. The only one with any wit or timing, actually. She's good.
Wow, kerry
great work!
very insightful, brilliant and meaningful
thanks for sharing
I will be impatiently waiting for more soon
(great network to be on, by the way)
(of course you know, I am not serious; if I were you, I would not
be sharing this with people)
Oh jeezus. Not that again.
Like the man says when Ron Paul invokes the Constitution?
M:
The constitution provides many rights, among them KH's right to
appear on Red Eye, the right of others to criticize her for it, and
my right to point out how tired that criticism is.
If Red Eye wants Reason staffers to appear on their show I think
it's a great thing. I don't think Reason aspires to be a boutique
publication that appeals to some elite population. I think Reason
aspires to be read by as many people as possible, so that the
magazine can make some money and potentially sway people towards
libertarianism. You know the expression "no publicity is bad
publicity?" I think it applies here.
Those who come on and repeatedly criticize Howley and Gillespie
come across like whiny teenagers who are embarrassed to be seen
with their parents in public or something. Which is to say, they
are annoying.
ladies, my apologies for obscurely referring to the moderator's
lament in response to Dr. Paul's phrase "orginal intent" hier; I was not
looking for substantive constitutional issues in the graver matter
at hand in this thread.
I must demur from the characterization of reason as putatively
elitism-averse, or even elitism-neutral. Posters here constantly
define their opponents out of whatever natural aristocracy of
opinion a commenter is championing at the moment. To my mind, Mr.
Balko, one of the most respected local authors, perpetually and
vigorously establishes standards for membership in an honor
society: an elite that recognizes the perpetual normative
subordination of force to the dignity of persons.
I would characterize the "or something" as misgivings that might
attend the spectacle of a teenager's parent's misguidedly
attempting to ape cheap fashions s/he hopes the young will outgrow.
Annoyance, I'm sure you will agree, dear the (may I call you
the?), is specific to the taste of the beholder.
Making fun of suicide attempts and then giggling smugly... How
pathetic and repellant.
Let's all pile onto Owen Wilson, he's a looooser! *Hee hee* Aren't
we all just so cute and superior?
Aren't we all just so cute and superior?
Why yes, yes we are. You should go to the doctor and have that
stick removed from your ass.
Yeah, right, if you don't find making fun of someone's attempt to commit suicide funny, then you must be uptight.
This is way more funny than Fox's Half hour comedy show.
So is the bubonic plague.
I wish to say only that, while the individuals comprised by the
entity known as "Reason" espouse superior ideas that are rare and
likely to remain so, I find it unlikely that they do so with the
intent of communicating only with those who already concur with
their ideas. My thoughts on this issue are neither more nor less
speculative than yours, provided you do not have access to
information that the average reader of Reason does not.
"Annoyance, I'm sure you will agree, dear the (may I call you
the?), is specific to the taste of the beholder."
Yes, I'm quite sure this goes without saying.
Kerry Howley and Tommy Chong should have their own comedy show together. I think it would strangely work. She'd be the brains and he would just smoke pot and they would both crack jokes. Kerry really is a cutie.
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