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First They Came for Your Cookies, Then They Came for Your Sodas, and Now They Come for Your Sweet Corn
University of Iowa has banned a corn-on-the-cob eating contest because administrators feared that it sends the wrong message. As the Des Moines Register reports:
U of I Vice President for Student Services Philip Jones canceled a corn-on-the-cob eating contest scheduled for today as part of the "Beat State Week" celebration leading up to the Iowa-Iowa State football game because the corn contest "encourages gluttony," he said.
"I don't know that anyone can say that's a healthy concept," Jones said of the event planned by the U of I Alumni Association.
But some people might think it's fun. Fun? What's that? Don't you know that college administrators exist to stamp out fun?
Whole article here.
Episiarch|9.13.07 @ 12:38PM|#
"encourages gluttony"
And the intersection of leftist nanny-state authoratarianism and
right-wing religious authoratarianism continues.
thoreau|9.13.07 @ 12:40PM|#
Don't you know that college administrators exist to stamp
out fun?
Wrong. They exist to appease squeaky wheels. There's a
difference.
|9.13.07 @ 12:42PM|#
Some cheeky pranks and sky-larkings will clearly put this
blue-blood Dean and his lick-spittle cohorts in his place, and
maybe even knock them down a peg or two.
Panties will be raided, and drunken Dean wives will be seduced.
Mark my words.
But lessons will be learned too.
|9.13.07 @ 12:46PM|#
They can have my sweet corn when they pry it out of my cold, dead, buttery fingers.
|9.13.07 @ 12:48PM|#
And the freaking football game has the potential to cause
catastrophic injuries to the players, in addition to problems
caused by drunken fans, gambling addictions, neglect of kids and
spouses by sports nuts who need a life, a zillion tons of carbon
dioxide spewed into the air by fans driving to and from
games.
Let's just have the puritanazis ban everything except Scrabble and
other board games played quietly at home.
|9.13.07 @ 12:50PM|#
U of I Vice President for Student Services Philip Jones
canceled a corn-on-the-cob eating contest scheduled for today as
part of the "Beat State Week" celebration leading up to the
Iowa-Iowa State football game because the corn contest "encourages
gluttony," he said.
"I don't know that anyone can say that's a healthy concept," Jones
said of the event planned by the U of I Alumni
Association
Somebody needs jap-slapped here. I dunno what else to say.
VM|9.13.07 @ 12:50PM|#
they're gonna fucking eat the corn on the cob. Not have a mass "deep throat" contest to see which one can cause the most "pops"... mein gott.
Russ 2000|9.13.07 @ 12:51PM|#
Change it to a corn-out-of-the-dumpster contest and it's beneficial for everybody.
|9.13.07 @ 12:53PM|#
Speaking of sweet corn and gluttony, if you are fortunate enough to live near an H-Mart or other Korean grocery store, look in the freezer case for a frozen confection with a corn cob and no English text on the package. You won't be disappointed.
Russ 2000|9.13.07 @ 12:54PM|#
When life give you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you
corn, make corn liquor.
So how about an ethanol drinking contest?
Man, there just isn't the creative thinking in college like there
used to be since they let in anyone with a high school diploma.
|9.13.07 @ 12:56PM|#
How are we ever going to reduce our dependence on foreign oil if we continue using corn for eating contests instead of for ethanol (and I'm not talking about corn whiskey, either)?
|9.13.07 @ 12:57PM|#
I wonder if Jones thinks that people are going to participate in the corn eating contest, then decide to change their eating habits and start trying cram as much corn down throats as possible in a ten minute time limit every meal because the contest made think that's how they were supposed to eat.
|9.13.07 @ 1:00PM|#
"""I don't know that anyone can say that's a healthy concept,"
Jones said of the event planned by the U of I Alumni
Association.""
Neither is football.
""Cornholio!!!"""
Maybe they fear running out of TP from my bunghole.
|9.13.07 @ 1:00PM|#
No David. The fear is that after corn they may try other foods. Corn is a gateway food to broccoli eating contests, or worse, zucchini!
|9.13.07 @ 1:01PM|#
This doesn't bode well for the butterstick-eating
contest.
Butterstick the panda? Dude, that's sick!
|9.13.07 @ 1:02PM|#
"""Panties will be raided, and drunken Dean wives will be
seduced. Mark my words."""
Where do I sign up?
jimmydageek|9.13.07 @ 1:02PM|#
Let's just have the puritanazis ban everything except Scrabble and other board games played quietly at home.
Ah, but doing so (sitting at home, playing board games) would
probably constitute "sloth" in the eyes of these folk...
You can't win.
|9.13.07 @ 1:03PM|#
"This bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!"
Corn on the cob? Really? I don't know what kind of superhuman
colons those kids have... I mean, maybe someone like the Atomic
Fruitbat could handle it, but not me.
Robert|9.13.07 @ 1:05PM|#
"And the freaking football game has the potential to cause
catastrophic injuries to the players, in addition to problems
caused by drunken fans, gambling addictions," etc.
That's how it goes: you ban anything that arouses enough
opposition, and doesn't have (at least at the
moment) a constituency interested enough, broad enough, rich
enough, or conscious/organized enough. Football has been threatened
with bans in the USA, but it's now powerful enough here that nobody
would seriously entertain the thought of banning it now.
Corn eating is another matter. It may soon be considered
unpatriotic to eat corn, because we need it for biofuel.
|9.13.07 @ 1:06PM|#
"""The stripper-raping contest is still on, though,
right?"""
That's just an urban legend
Koko, the signing gorilla|9.13.07 @ 1:06PM|#
de stijl | September 13, 2007, 1:01pm | #
This doesn't bode well for the butterstick-eating contest.
Butterstick the panda? Dude, that's sick!
Koko kiss sixty-nine butterstick nipple kiss
|9.13.07 @ 1:11PM|#
Awesome for corn-on-the-cob (especially grilled
varieties.)
Chipotle Butter
Two sticks salted butter
1 (small) can of chipoltes in adobo sauce
1 tablespoon of fresh lime juice
2 teaspoons finely ground black pepper
Soften the butter to room temperature. Finely dice the peppers and
reserve the sauce. Add all ingredients to a deep bowl and whip with
a handmixer (or stand mixer) until everything is incorporated and
the butter takes in some air (5 minutes or so.) Spoon chipotle
butter onto parchment or wax paper and roll in a tube. Store in
freezer, removing for about ten minutes prior to use.
|9.13.07 @ 1:23PM|#
This guy's in his late 50s. Wasn't he dropping acid and screwing anonymous hairy legged girls during his college days? Why's he got to be such a dick?
|9.13.07 @ 1:30PM|#
So how about an ethanol drinking contest?
Been there, done that. But then, haven't we all.
libertarianism, what a concept|9.13.07 @ 1:32PM|#
Private institution. Makes its own rules. Go to Gluttony U. if you don't like it. What's the problem?
Iowan|9.13.07 @ 1:36PM|#
Private institution.
Public University, heavily supported by state and federal taxes, of
which I get to pay both.
Overall, a fine university.
Politically, way left of the majority of the state. Much more so
than the other two state universities.
|9.13.07 @ 1:42PM|#
VM,
The tequila shortage/highnumber suicide watch was a great story arc
at Urkobold. Too bad the blog became all soap-operaish in the third
season. And let's talk continuity--aren't you dead? And where's
Oprah?
Harumph.
|9.13.07 @ 2:51PM|#
Chipotle Butter
Two sticks salted butter
1 (small) can of chipoltes in adobo sauce
1 tablespoon of fresh lime juice
2 teaspoons finely ground black pepper
Wouldn't the lime juice curdle the butter? Are you trying to pull a
cement mixer-style prank?
How Co-ed of you!
|9.13.07 @ 3:45PM|#
encourages gluttony
Well, at least the students can still practice lust, sloth, envy,
pride, wrath and greed.
JBinMO|9.13.07 @ 4:08PM|#
Thank god someone has finally taken action against this scourge on the children.
|9.13.07 @ 4:24PM|#
So did they ban the contest or cancel
it?
As much as Reason writers like to whip up nanny-state hysteria, I'm
pretty sure there's no way the University could stop private
citizens from staging their own corn eating contest, if it's that
important to people.
|9.13.07 @ 4:42PM|#
I did read it - my point is that an organization deciding not to do something is hardly the same as that activity being "banned".
|9.13.07 @ 4:45PM|#
I did read it - my point is that an organization deciding
not to do something is hardly the same as that activity being
"banned".
This is true.
What I find interesting is that most places that would worry about
cancelling an eating contest (such as hot dogs) for health reasons
would be happy to compromise by having eating contests with corn or
broccoli or something. I hardly think anyone can really overindulge
in corn...
|9.13.07 @ 4:47PM|#
"I hardly think anyone can really overindulge in corn..."
You should read some of my posts!
carrick|9.13.07 @ 4:48PM|#
U of I Vice President for Student Services
Philip Jones canceled a corn-on-the-cob eating contest scheduled
for today as part of the "Beat State Week" celebration leading up
to the Iowa-Iowa State football game because the corn contest
"encourages gluttony," he said.
"I don't know that anyone can say that's a healthy concept," Jones
said of the event planned by the U of I Alumni
Association.
A VP from the University canceled an event hosted by a third-party
(the alumni association) that was part of an on-campus
celebration.
The word "banning" covers this scenario.
Sal Paradise|9.13.07 @ 6:44PM|#
Sad day for the my alma mater.
Funny thing, they changed the policy in the dining halls a few
years ago to make them "all you can eat".
Rice|9.13.07 @ 6:54PM|#
carrick said:
"A VP from the University canceled an event hosted by a third-party
(the alumni association) that was part of an on-campus
celebration."
The Alumni Association at Iowa is a part of the University
superstructure (in other words the employees at the AA get the same
U of I employee check that I do), not a third party--that said, its
still ridiculous.
There's nothing stopping me from hosting a corn eating contest the
next time I'm tailgating.
M|9.13.07 @ 6:56PM|#
at least the students can still practice lust, sloth, envy, pride, wrath and greed.
A quibble, but I think a meaningful one. I learned that the sin is
not greed, but avarice, commonly conflated with greed, to the
detriment of entrepreneurship. Greed suggests you want to acquire
too much, which may be a non-problem, especially since goods tend
to circulate and their benefits redound to the community; avarice
means you want what is not rightfully yours, which leads to bad
things.
I see now that the New Advent Encyclopedia website disagrees with
me, as does wiki; I shall wrathfully and slothfully attribute that
to an historical decline in precision.
|9.13.07 @ 7:12PM|#
M
I can usually manage four or five deadly sins on any one day. I
find sloth the hardest one to fit in because lust keeps me so
busy.
carrick|9.13.07 @ 9:13PM|#
The Alumni Association at Iowa is a part of the University
superstructure (in other words the employees at the AA get the same
U of I employee check that I do), . . .
I was not aware of that. I find that somewhat scary.
|9.13.07 @ 9:16PM|#
The seven deadly sins are "deadly" because of the long term damage they do to the soul. They are not the sins that hurt others (crimes), but the sins that hurt the self.
|9.13.07 @ 9:44PM|#
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Church of the Coupon Redeemer
|9.14.07 @ 10:03AM|#
Corn on the cob? Really? I don't know what kind of superhuman colons those kids have... I mean, maybe someone like the Atomic Fruitbat could handle it, but not me.
My colon is more powerful than the colons of ten strong men!
Tremble, villains!
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