July 13, 2007
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And now for something completely off-topic.
Trolls getting you down? Announcing my magnum opus du jure! XTroll
is a personal proxy filter for the Reason Hit & Run blog.
XTroll prevents the posts of deserving commentators from appearing
on your screen. XTroll is publicly available under the terms of the
GNU General Public License and runs under the Linux and Windows
operating systems.
XTroll is available at: http://www.heurtley.com/richard/xtroll
Here's how it works:
(1) You download (and compile if you wish) XTroll and run it on
your computer.
(2) You fire up your favorite web browser and go to
http://yourcomputername:4004 (the 4004 port number is
configurable).
(3) XTroll accepts your browser's HTTP requests and forwards them
to www.reason.com.
(4) XTroll fields the Reason web site's replies and returns them to
your web browser.
(5) If a reply contains Hit & Run comments, XTroll examines the
poster's name and link if there is one. If the name and/or link are
listed in XTroll's configuration file then the post is deleted
before the reply is sent to your browser.
(6) XTroll inserts a small (X) link after each commentator's name.
Clicking on the X will add the name and link to the configuration
file.
That's it!
XTroll is a personal comment filter. It runs entirely on your
computer does not depend on the Hit & Run server or any other
computer. No one will know whether you're using it or not.
(Actually the reason.com webmaster can probably tell.) XTroll does
not intercept all of your web traffic, just requests sent to your
computer's port 4004.
XTroll is written in C and compiles cleanly with the Open Watcom,
Microsoft Visual C++ Express, and gcc compilers. It has been tested
with the Firefox, Opera, and Internet Explorer browsers under Linux
and Windows. You are encouraged to compile and link your own copy
although pre-compiled versions are available. XTroll is not a
paragon of programming correctness. It is accurately described as
one huge buffer overflow. Bug fixes and additions are
welcome.
THE URKOBOLD MIGHT TELL HIS MINIONS TO BUY SUBSCRIPTIONS TO REASON IF HIS REASONABLE COMMAND THAT THE LOBSTER GIRL BE PROMINENTLY REPOSTED WERE OBEYED. OTHERWISE, THE URKOBOLD SHALL WITHHOLD HIS MIGHTY ENDORSEMENT.
You know, whats amazing is that the blog comments are almost completely un-moderated, yet the site hasn't degenerated into shit.
Richard,
That sounds pretty cool. But there's competition in this market!
:D
I have a little Greasemonkey script called INCIF (the Indisputably
Non-Coercive Idiot Filter) that I use and share. It requires
Firefox and the Greasemonkey extension, but works on Linux,
Windows, and OS X. For now, it also requires manual editing to
filter specific people, but it's simple and allows you to assign
silly and/or insulting names to display for filtered folks' posts.
(It also lets you optionally omit even that so that if, say, two
people you filter like to repeatedly get into protracted arguments
with each other, you don't even have to page down past a compressed
version of their spat.)
I'll have to put up a link to a download. The license is, well,
complete license with attribution.
Competition? I was afraid of that. The next thing you know the
market for Hit & Run troll solution tools will be the target of
Federal regulation.
And worse, since Greasemonkey is a much better solution, you're
going to get all the attention from hot Libertarian babes that I
was hoping to get.
Sigh.
I look forward to seeing your code.
THE URKOBOLD WOULD LIKE TO COMMISSION A PROGRAM OR SCRIPT THAT
WOULD ALLOW HIM TO REPLACE ALL OF HIT & RUN'S IMAGES WITH THE
LOBSTER GIRL'S.
IT'S NOT AN OBSESSION, IT'S A HOBBY.
WRONG AGAIN, VM! GO TO THE LAKE AND STAY THERE UNTIL THE URKOBOLD HAS WORKED OUT AN APROPOS PUNISHMENT WITH SPINY NORMAN, YOUR SPECIAL NEMESIS.
YOU KNOW WHY! NEVER AGAIN COME BETWEEN THE URKOBOLD AND HIS
LOBSTER GIRL CAMPAIGN!
FREE THE LOBSTER GIRL!
Competition? I was afraid of that. The next thing you know the market for Hit & Run troll solution tools will be the target of Federal regulation.
We'll host our stuff in Russia, then!
And worse, since Greasemonkey is a much better solution, you're going to get all the attention from hot Libertarian babes that I was hoping to get.
I dunno; sounds like your UI is a bit more polished, and some
folks, oddly enough, don't like Firefox. We'll see. :)
But here's the INCIF download and
instructions, hosted by another kind regular, Kwix, for the
moment.
If I can't have hot Libertarian babes then I'll try for the
approval of Urkobold instead.
O Great Urkobold. Accept these gifts as tokens of my esteem:
lgirl.c
(source code)
lgirl.exe
(Windows executable)
lgirl (Linux
executable)
lgirl.conf
(configurationfile)
The Lobster Girl image is too large for the Hit & Run layout so
I uploaded a small 150x150 version to my web site. The lgirl.conf
file refers to the smaller image. The default image is the original
on flickr.
LGirl runs exactly like XTroll so see the XTroll documentation for
more information.
Eric: INCIF is very cool. It gets my vote as the standard Hit & Run troll management tool.
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