Nick Gillespie | June 18, 2007
Who'd a thunk that idiotic zero-tolerance policies would have hung around longer than Saved by the Bell? The Wash Times reports from the frontlines of one of the longest-running and losingest battle in American schools:
Fifth-graders in California who adorned their mortarboards with tiny toy plastic soldiers last week to support troops in Iraq were forced to cut off their miniature weapons. A Utah boy was suspended for giving his cousin a cold pill prescribed to both students. In Rhode Island, a kindergartner was suspended for bringing a plastic knife to school so he could cut cookies.
Personally, I think if the Rhode Island kid can't break the cookies with his teeth or a textbook--or maybe a circular saw in shop class--he probably doesn't deserve them. Still, here are some chilling, if outdated, stats:
A 1997 survey of more than 1,200 public schools by the U.S. Department of Education found that 79 percent had zero-tolerance policies against violence, 88 percent for drugs, 91 percent for weapons and 94 percent for firearms.
Such stats, of course, miss the greatest zero tolerance policy of all, in force since at least Huck Finn's time: Zero tolerance of learning.
reason stuff on zero tolerance here. recall especially "zero tolerance for silly pictures" and "principal stalin."
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Oh, c'mon Nick. Have you considered that the kid may have cavities or, I don't know, be toothless? How do you feel now?
But, but, the parents have been screaming for zero-tolerance policies. Just not for their own child. Cuz he's just a "good kid". "Never brought any weapon to school before this time."
What I want to know is whether parents actually support this
shit, or are simply too apathetic to do anything.
You'd think that enough pissed off parents at a school board
meeting could get the policy changed.
They need to rename these policies "human sacrifice policies" because that is really what they are. The schools don't work. The kids are getting a lousy education. Further, there really isn't much to do to prevent the odd kid from going berserk and killing someone. That kind of thing is a part of life, even the 1950s had Chalres Starkweather. Yet, people still feel the need to "do something". What do they do? Have these zero tolerence policies and take the kindergartner and suspend him for having a plastic knife. It is the same kind of thinking that caused "more primative people" to sacrifice animals when the crops went bad.
What I want to know is whether parents actually support this
shit, or are simply too apathetic to do anything.
thoreau, the answer is c) Need more sleep.
Are none of you familiar with Spork-Fu, the ancient art of plastic utensil combat? Why, I think they should institute a policy of Negative Ten Tolerance--just to be safe.
While I sort of agree that zero tolerance policies are a crummy idea, this seems like just another case of the market at work - parents who don't like the policies are free to send their kids to a school that doesn't have them. Their popularity indicates that parents for the most part do support these policies.
Anyone who can't tell the difference between a gun and a plastic
toy facsimile of a gun is too goddamned stupid to have anything to
do with instructing children.
-jcr
parents who don't like the policies are free to send their
kids to a school that doesn't have them.
The public school system is hardly an example of
the "market at work". And if you think that most parents can just
"send their kids to a school that doesn't have them," you obviously
don't have kids in school.
thoreau,
There is an emotional whirlwind that takes place when these issues
are discussed in meetings involving parents - which causes
rationality to fly out the window.
When I was in high-school, despite the actual lack of alcohol
related accident sinvolving students, a MADD parent introduced a
no-serving alcohol pledge at a PTA meeting. She wanted all parents
to sign a pledge declaring that they would not serve their children
any alcohol.
Having lived overseas for many years in a culture where parents
routinely give their kids alcohol without state interference, my
parents thought the rule silly. So my mother refused to sign the
pledge. She was the lone holdout.
She pointed out that it was already illegal, she asked whether
parents wanted their children to learn how to drink alcohol from
them or from "friends" in a situation where there was no adult
supervision.
She faced a withering firestorm of denunciations from a small group
of parents. The attacks were mitigated by the public knowledge that
my father had only a few months before had been seriously injured
and nearly crippled by a drunk driver thus affording my mother
"victim" status. Some of them publicly questioned whether or not my
mother should be investigated by the police on the suspicion that
she was giving alcohol to me and my brother.
The attacks only ended when the MADD member's son was arrested, in
her house, for a party he was hosting where there was a great deal
of underage drinking. It seems that the moment his parents left
town, he unlocked the liquor cabinet and threw a party.
What is interesting is that until the MADD member was so
humiliated, most parents were unwilling to stand up to them. Many
parents were privately supportive of mine; they felt the whole
pledge thing was a silly waste of time, and a significant portion
of them also agreed that continuing alcohol prohibition for
children was not a great idea. But in public, these private
supporters stayed silent.
I am convinced it was the threat of being investigated and having
their children taken away that made them so.
I think a very similar dynamic is in place with guns at schools.
The days when kids would stow rifles in their lockers and go out
hunting after school are long behind us. Any parent who speaks up
against a zero-tolerance policy, has to be fearful of whether or
not a) he or she will have their parenting called into question,
including calls to CPS, and b) being blamed should an someone get
hurt from the zero-tolerance policy.
These policies are probably due to a confluence of:
1) A few squeaky wheel parents
2) A few insanely risk averse administrators
3) A bunch of parents who are too apathetic to oppose them (until
their own kid gets caught up in the system)
I suspect that the same confluence of factors could operate in a
private school as well. But I don't know the extent to which it
happens in private schools. Is there any data on this sort of thing
in private schools? Or at least a compilation of nasty anecdotes?
(Yes, I realize that the plural of anecdote is not data, but it's a
place to start.)
Also worth noting is that according to the article there are
thousands of schools with such policies in place, yet the obviously
ridiculous enforcement situations can be counted on perhaps two
hands.
Even some of those cited examples are a stretch - it's not
unreasonable to rule that students cannot give one another their
prescription medications.
That's why people aren't up in arms about these policies. For the
most part they probably work well and are enforced fairly.
parents who don't like the policies are free to send their
kids to a school that doesn't have them
Dan, on occasion you can contribute something useful to the
conversation. This isn't one of those times. Education is not quite
a free market because 1) the government requires you to provide it
for your children; 2) the government provides free education, so
competing schools have to add a lot of value to compete with the
price of "free."
Now if I can provide the contrarian voice. I saw zero tolerance
work in the schools where I was a special education counselor.
Prior to the advent of zero tolerance, the administration meted out
punishments with no dicernible policy. One kid would assault a
teacher and get a slap on the wrist, while calling nasty names
might merit a suspension. With zero tolerance, the kids finally had
some boundaries set for them.
In general, I'd favor some administrative discretion. But zero
tolerance works better than the persistent abuse of discretion.
As time goes by, we run our public schools more and more like we run our prisons.
Abdul, you're honestly trying to explain free markets to Dan T.? You'd be better off trying to explain a card trick to a dog.
Read this and wonder no longer why parents might refrain from questioning any of the many party lines.
Dan, on occasion you can contribute something useful to the
conversation. This isn't one of those times. Education is not quite
a free market because 1) the government requires you to provide it
for your children; 2) the government provides free education, so
competing schools have to add a lot of value to compete with the
price of "free."
I'll grant you that it's not truly a free market, but the point
remains that if you don't like the rules at your local public
school you are free to send your kids to a private school or
homeschool them.
Also, since public schools have policies that are set by the
public, it stands to reason that most members of the public are
fine with such policies, otherwise there would be a rush come
election time to choose school board members that promise to do
away with them.
I think what it comes down to is that most parents realize that
drugs and weapons are pretty sensitive issues and that you have to
be careful not to send your kid to school with anything that could
be construed as contraband. And I really do think that the absurd
examples listed in the blog post are probably exceptions and not
the rule.
The mission of the public schools is to teach submission and obedience. The primary lesson to be learned is that any order by any figure of authority, no matter how inane or pointless or counterproductive, must be followed without question.
tarran -
I completely agree. It's the lynch-mob/Spanish inquisition/Salem
witch trials quality of society that keeps such oppressive policies
in place. Everyone wants to appear to be hard on something so that
they, themselves, will not be accused of it. Libertarians get beef
for this all the time by not being for all kinds of policies which
are supposed to only do good. The immediate (and illogical)
conclusion that is almost always reached is that the person who
opposes the policy in fact wants the opposite of what the policy is
supposed to achieve.
you are free to send your kids to a private school or
homeschool them
...with the money refunded to you by the State when it stopped
forcing you to pay for its schoolz. Uh-huh.
Wow Terran, that is a very interesting story. People never seem to change. There are few things more scary than a mob of parents. The older I get the more I understand why my parents never joined anything or went to any meetings when I was in school. The only way to avoid huge aggrivation is to keep your head down and avoid the mob.
"For the most part they probably work well and are enforced
fairly."
Well, then; that's a relief.
As time goes by, we run our public schools more and more
like we run our prisons.
They were always run like prisons, we've just added metal detectors
and moved from minimum to maximum security. But school has always
been about lock-down and roll call and bells to tell you where to
go next, a brief break in the prison school yard for
recess, lousy institutional food, the principal as warden, teachers
as guards, etc.
"Also, since public schools have policies that are set by the
public, it stands to reason that most members of the public are
fine with such policies, otherwise there would be a rush come
election time to choose school board members that promise to do
away with them."
For once Dan Troll made an intelligent comment. Yes, most
parents are statists, and support such policies unless they go more
conspicuously wrong than usual. The parents that vote for
politicians that support public schools are likely to support the
unlibertarian attempts to deal with the consequences of such an
unlibertarian type of schooling -- and the unlibertarian attempts
to fix the consequences of the unlibertarian attempts to fix the
consequences of the unlibertarian public schools -- repeated ad
nauseam.
Parents are more concerned for their children's safety than for their children's liberty. Most parents of school age children would rather err on the side of caution and most, anyway, don't get involved in school politics. School politics tends to attract the far left and far right, who share statist attitudes and differ only over the sort of oppression they seek to impose. For the most part, PTA's are controlled by teachers, not by parents, and school systems are controlled by the "experts" either directly or indirectly by teacher endorsements of candidates for school boards. It's a perfect storm.
I completely agree. It's the lynch-mob/Spanish
inquisition/Salem witch trials quality of society that keeps such
oppressive policies in place.
The mission of the public schools is to teach submission and
obedience. The primary lesson to be learned is that any order by
any figure of authority, no matter how inane or pointless or
counterproductive, must be followed without question.
There are few things more scary than a mob of
parents.
What planet do you guys live on? Really?
This whole "public school as Auschwitz" routine is even more
over-the-top than the usual moaning I read here.
A couple of weeks ago The House Blond was in a school play about
the westward migration in America. All the kids wanted Daniel Boone
to carry a rifle so the teacher said okay and The House Blond said
my brother has a toy rifle
You can guess the rest, the teacher had her fingers broken, the
rifle ended up in the nurses office, and I got a long lecture about
how something like this was never going to happen on the
principal's watch.
That was the same day the drunk PF threatened to shoot my dogs.
Dan,
You took my comment out of context. It was more a response to your
comments about how people must agree with the zero-tolerance
policies because they are still in place. My comment was designed
to show how a large grouping of people can be in "support" of a
policy without ACTUALLY being in support of it.
Oh yes, we did get the toy rifle back after the play. I sent the Old Lady to fetch it because I'm way to mouthy.
Which planet you the chaps, who are at phases? Really? This complete "general school as Auschwitz" program is even surplus, which - top side as that usually Ächzen I read here.
Just goes to prove whenever something is done for The Children™, they are the ones that suffer the most.
Dan,
You took my comment out of context. It was more a response to your
comments about how people must agree with the zero-tolerance
policies because they are still in place. My comment was designed
to show how a large grouping of people can be in "support" of a
policy without ACTUALLY being in support of it.
Okay, I apologize for the lack of context there but I still
maintain that the idea that zero-tolerance policies would not be
supported by the public at large if they were anywhere near as
awful as folks here are making them out to be.
Indeed, the exceptions prove the rule - why aren't there thousands
of kids across the land being suspended for plastic knives or
action figures with guns or bringing a few aspirin?
Dan, what do you think would happen to you if you exercised your obsessive contrarianism in a public school classroom? Do you believe you would get a pat on the head and a commendation for the breadth and depth of your curiously probing itellect?
Dan, what do you think would happen to you if you exercised
your obsessive contrarianism in a public school classroom? Do you
believe you would get a pat on the head and a commendation for the
breadth and depth of your curiously probing itellect?
I dunno, I attended both public schools and a public university and
while there's no doubt that a certain amount of deference to
authority was required (the horror!), I don't recall ever feeling
like offering opposing points of view was going to get me suspended
or anything like that.
I think it mostly depended on the teacher - I think good ones
encourage open discussion of things being taught.
I'll grant you that it's not truly a free market, but the
point remains that if you don't like the rules at your local public
school you are free to send your kids to a private school or
homeschool them.
And the government will refund your taxes for the expenses that you
incur. Dan T, give us a break!.
Dan T,
What about all the poor people who don't agree with zero-tolerance
policies? They can't just stay home from work to teach their kids,
and they can't afford private schools!
Hey Dan T. since you are so big on people being able to leave if they don't like it, I'm sure you would support school vouchers then, right?
Dan T,
What about all the poor people who don't agree with zero-tolerance
policies? They can't just stay home from work to teach their kids,
and they can't afford private schools!
Watch out, you're thinking like some kind of liberal now.
Libertarians are not supposed to acknowledge economic inequality as
being a problem.
I agree parents want their kids to be safe. The question is,
what does cutting off the guns of 2" tall toy soldiers have to do
with safety? Nothing, of course, they aren't weapons by any
reasonable interpretation. The same goes for squirt guns, which I
bet are similarly banned. It's all about the indoctrination of
"progressive" values, in which both guns and the military are
evil.
The drug thing is equally insane. Cold meds shouldn't be "drugs"
under any sane "no drug" policy. In many schools only the school
nurse can keep the child's medicines. If the child dies from an
athsma attack or allergic reaction while he or she waits for the
school nurse to be arrive, I guess that's just part of the cost we
must pay to save our kids.
Hey Dan T. since you are so big on people being able to
leave if they don't like it, I'm sure you would support school
vouchers then, right?
I'm not totally opposed to them in principle, but they usually
don't seem to be much more than a way to subsidize the private
school educations of people who can already afford them at the
expense of public schools.
In other words, I'd be for them if they could be shown to actually
provide more choice and opportunities for kids who ordinarily
wouldn't have them. I'm not convinced that's the case.
Dan's right.
Remember when poor people couldn't afford shoes? Thanks to the
government's public shoes program every person now has shoes.
If the government were to stop providing public shoes, only the
rich would be able to afford privately made shoes and the poor
would be unable to own shoes at all, or settle for really badly
made ones.
There is no evidence that a free market in shoes would allow poor
people an expanded selection of affordable shoes.
And the government will refund your taxes for the expenses
that you incur. Dan T, give us a break!.
Well, let's be honest. What Dan said is that if parents are unhappy
with their kid's school's policies, they are free to attempt to
change schools, sent the kid to private school, or engage in
homeschooling. This is all true.
Now trying to switch public schools is probably a serious hassle,
if at even all possible, depending on the district. Private school
obviously involves out-of-pocket expenses for the parents on top of
whatever portion of their taxes gets thrown at the public school
system. So private schools are an option, albeit an expensive one
for the vast majority of working-class folks. Likewise,
home-schooling is probably more of an economic burden for most
folks since it requires one parent to stay home to teach and
thereby forgoing a much-needed second income. And as Jennifer has
blogged, local government harassment is apparently another burden
to have to deal with.
As with anything else, these costs have to be weighed
against the cost of local "free school" policies.
But Dan's main point that (most) parents do have other options
available and are "free to choose" those options is true.
[goes to take a shower]
Watch out, you're thinking like some kind of liberal now.
Libertarians are not supposed to acknowledge economic inequality as
being a problem.
You do realize that it's the public school system that prevents
that choice in the first place, right? If there was no particular
school that the children were forced to attend in the first place,
you wouldn't even have an issue of whether or not they could get
out of the school they're in in favor of a better one.
local government harassment is apparently another burden to
have to deal with.
Threatening to take your kids away through a process with no
transparency, no Constitutional protection, and no oversight goes a
tad beyond "harassment" in my view.
You do realize that it's the public school system that
prevents that choice in the first place, right? If there was no
particular school that the children were forced to attend in the
first place, you wouldn't even have an issue of whether or not they
could get out of the school they're in in favor of a better
one.
If the government didn't provide welfare to people who needed it
there probably would be people who couldn't afford shoes.
Agreed Jennifer.
I'm simply assuming that a most states employ similar 'oversight'
of homeschoolers and that a lot of that oversight isn't as
draconian as our CT DCS is.
But I honestly have no idea how it is elsewhere.
Iff zee gufernment deedn't prufeede-a velffere-a tu peuple-a vhu needed it zeere-a prubebly vuoold be-a peuple-a vhu cuooldn't effffurd shues. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
You do realize that it's the public school system that
prevents that choice in the first place, right? If there was no
particular school that the children were forced to attend in the
first place, you wouldn't even have an issue of whether or not they
could get out of the school they're in in favor of a better
one.
I suppose a libertarian could have a legitimate beef with the idea
that an education is a right that all children in our country are
entitled to. But it's sort of hard to argue that our status as
world superpower is not due at least in part to this concept.
But once we do guarantee this right, then we're obligated to
provide it to those who cannot afford it otherwise.
So I retract my statement that schools work on a free market, since
not allowing a child an education is not an option.
I suppose a libertarian could have a legitimate beef with
the idea that an education is a right that all children in our
country are entitled to. But it's sort of hard to argue that our
status as world superpower is not due at least in part to this
concept.
How is that hard to argue?
It has to be the most bizarre thing about the current state of our society that a kid can go from a high school, where he is sheltered from exposure to even mock violence, directly into the armed forces, where he is handed a gun and sent off to a hostile desert country.
Number 6, fingers broken = intended visual of mafia
style persuasion. The teacher didn't really get her fingers broken
but she got a stern lecture about how inappropriate it is to ask a
kid to bring a toy rifle to school for any purpose.
To her credit, the teacher didn't seem to upset about it. When I
spoke with her she just rolled her eyes and conveyed her
displeasure with idiocy in a very succinct way. It was kind of
cool, actually.
My conversation with the principal was a bit different. :-) Yes, I
was diplomatic, but I DID speak right up when the P started saying
things like your daughter could be expelled for something like
that. At that point the P changed gears and things smoothed
out a bit.
If the child dies from an athsma attack...
Bob, the scary thing is that your comment is not even hypothetical,
it has happened. Mrs TWC wrote about it a couple of years ago.
Chuckles, hopefully Dan T would be more than willing to give
kids the right of exit from childrens prisons like Locke High
School in LA where even the unionized teachers want out of the
district.
San Francisco now has open enrollment within the public school
system and that alone has introduced competition to the system. The
predictable result is (gasp) better education and better test
scores.
"But once we do guarantee this right...."
And herein lies the root of the problem. Should we be guaranteeing
"rights" or providing and ensuring opportunities?
Remember when poor people couldn't afford shoes? Thanks to
the government's public shoes program every person now has
shoes.
Of course all children get shoes that have been deemed suitable for
his or her peer group.
It's a well-known fact that all children of thre same age wear the same size shoe.
Jennifer,
That is, of course, hyperbole. Kids the same age don't wear the
same shoe size. Therefore, the government will stretch or crush
feet into the authorized size.
. . .after which treatment, the kids DO wear the same size
shoes.
There is a big battle going on in Utah over school vouchers. It is
amusing to see and hear the teachers' union ads, talking about how
great the schools are without actually saying anything about the
quality of education.
It's a well-known fact that all children of thre same age
wear the same size shoe.
And that there is only one suitable style and color for children of
the same age.
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