After That, We Start Sentencing Women to Date You

Jesse Walker | June 15, 2007

Frontiers in criminal justice:

A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.

The ruling came after Steven Cranley pleaded guilty on Tuesday to several charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend....

Doctors say Cranley has difficulty coping with rejection and runs a high risk to re-offend if he becomes involved in another intimate relationship.

Justice Rhys Morgan said Cranley "cannot form a romantic relationship of an intimate nature with a female person."

In other words: Casual dating, loveless sex, and gay marriage are still permitted.

[Via Dazzling Knowledge.]