David Weigel | June 2, 2007
I'm in Manchester, New Hampshire (where, as a Free State Projecter could tell you, it is now hailing) to chase a few stories and cover both parties' debates: Democrats on Sunday, Republicans on Tuesday. Expect liveblogging and open threads on both days.
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I offered him $4.99 a month to shill for me but he turned me down. If he is indeed a whore, he's not a cheap whore...
Does anyone think the Republicrats will address the open borders/amnesty boondoogle?
I once worked for the state. They had this really great
projecter, so I stole it. I love my free state projecter, it is
shiny!
Plus, it will tell you when it's hailing. (dink... dink-dink)
There is an election coming up ?
I thought that was next year.
Can I vote without my z-visa?
Now that he's a mini-celeberty, Ron Paul beats the blowback
theory like it it a helpless dead horse
1:3
Democrats have a who's dick is bigger contest over
medicare
1:5
During the who's dick is bigger debate contest, Hillary whips it
out
1:20
Hillary turns out to be bigger than all of the other
candidates
1:2
During the debate, LoneWacko and American Non-Resistance comes to hit and run to bitch about "amnesty" and "TehBrownInvasion" 1:5.
An engraged, steriod-pumped Biden rushes the mound after Lehrer
asks about gay marriage in a condensending tone.
1:50
Biden begins to plagerize from yet another Labour Party stub
speech, but stops himself mid-sentance. Muttering to himself, "no,
not again." Then promptly drops out of the election
1:23
Gulliani uses the word "prostate" in a sentance, then gives a
flabbergasted Mitt a high-five
1:10
As Wolfe Blitzer rambles on about the procedures of the debate,
Brownback's mind wanders, eventually fixating on the indescribable
angish he feels every day as a closet drinker, lamenting how he is
too afraid to take the coward's way out. Wolfe throws the first
question out to Romny and suddenly Sam throws his mind back into
the horrible, shallow world that is devouring the very core of his
being.
1:25
First Chuck Norris pop-culture refrence
1:5
Second Chuck Norris pop-culture refrence
1:7
Third Chuck Norris pop-culture refrence
1:8
Fourth Chuck Norris pop-culture refrence
1:30
Even though the joke was long-dead, Kucinich makes a poor attempt
at the fifth Chuck Norris joke of the evining, mis-prounouncing
"Norris" and mis-understanding the point of the joke is met with a
silence that could stun a horse. The camera cuts to Leher who has
his hands in his face and shaking to his head.
1:42
This is going to be one hell of a debate
1:1.1 Al Gore and Fred Thompson win the Democrat and Republican debates, respectively, by not showing up.
I have to agree with Timon19 on this one. Who cares about the debates, the Cleveland Cavaliers are in the freaking NBA Finals!
Can't wait for youtube. In Taiwan, we can't see any of that live. What time is the Republican debate? I like Ron Paul. Already voted for him once.If he's elected, I'd think about moving back to the USSA. But I'm not planning on it.
A lot has changed since you last lived here, Gao. For one thing, we are no longer called the USSA.
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