May 25, 2007
Ronald Bailey surveys the effort to make energy companies "pay" for their profits.
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What?! Expect politicians to do nothing and expect some
market take care of it? Why, the concept is insane! How can
politicians take credit and show how pro-active they are if they do
nothing? Are you trying to keep them from having sound-bite proof
that they look out for the little guy? Are you trying to keep them
from being re-elected?
If only it were that easy…
I don't expect much from Hillary Clinton, Ron, but I expect more
from you. Cute animal stories are, well, cute, but the snake,
raccoon, and opossum shutdowns really had little effect on
production.* And I think you need to do more than channel Lundberg
and Routt, who seem have a knack for erring in the oil companies'
favor.
As for Hillary's "legislation," this is really only an advanced
form of primate bluffing. Hillary strkies me as the Richard Nixon
of the liberals.
* And if refineries can be shut down by animals, doesn't it suggest
that the oil companies aren't exactly prepared for terrorist
attack?
For example, three refineries were shut down when their
power supplies were shorted out by a snake, a raccoon and an
opposum.
Don't mess with Mother Nature.
What?! Expect politicians to do nothing and expect some market
take care of it?
Well, they could:
1. Reduce taxes at the pump during high price periods.
2. Encourage the production of new refineries.
3. Waive reformulation requirements during peak periods.
4. Encourage construction of nuclear power plants to reduce demand
on petroleum plants. (If there are any, I'm working off the top of
my head.)
But that would be reasonable, not the government's strong suit.
A snake, a raccoon, and an opossum--a cruel trifecta of terror. Good thing no squirrels were involved, or the body count would've been horrifying.
The snake, the raccoon and the opposum were also picked up on robbery charges back in 2005. I hope the DA can make it stick this time.
AV: I mentioned animal outages mostly as an attempt at levity.
Obviously didn't work for you.
On the other hand Lundberg did supply me a list of all of reported
outages and their causes since March. She sent them to me in a file
that won't allow copying so I can't paste them here (and I'm not
going to type in each one--it's Friday damn it!)
In any case, one take home message from the outages is that our
refinery capacity and storage is way too tight and more are
needed.
I drive a 93 Mazda 323 & get 38 mpg city/45 mpg highway.
[Imperial gallons.]
High gas prices give me a nice feeling of revenge against the
******** in SUVs and pickups who tailgate at night with their high
beams on.
Gouge away, Exxon! Rip 'em off,
Shell!
And I think you need to do more than channel Lundberg and Routt, who seem have a knack for erring in the oil companies' favor.
Because oil analysts and economists don't know much about oil production and distribution. As opposed to Hillary, whose servants fill up her limo on a weekly basis.
(reposting)
And I think you need to do more than channel Lundberg and Routt, who seem have a knack for erring in the oil companies' favor.
Because oil analysts and economists don't know much about
oil production and distribution. As opposed to Hillary, whose
servants fill up her limo on a weekly basis.
Ron,
It's a well-known fact that I have no sense of humor. As for
"sidewinder," those "experts" were wrong before, and their latest
prediction is that prices will come down except if they don't.
Somehow, I won't be too surprised if gas prices continue to slither
upward.
How can a "shutdown of less than one minute" caused by a chicken snake of ONE refinery cause prices to rise almost $.08 per gallon! It's insane! With the amount of profit being made by the oil companies these refinerys should be models of technological efficiency, not some run down "cinder block" building infiltrated by chicken snakes!
Thomas Paine's Goiter | May 25, 2007, 2:15pm | #
Khuder SA, Milz S, Jordan T, Price J, Silvestri K, Butler P
I want to kick them in the balls.
Thomas Paine's Goiter | May 25, 2007, 4:12pm | #
I can attest to the greatness of Canadian poutine. One of the
things I look forward to the most when I go up to the Great White
North.
Testify brother!
As for the New York Times? Embarrassing? Screw that - it's
glorious.
I want to kick the New York Times in the balls
TPG
Have you been getting any lately? Not that it's any of my business,
but you do seem a bit testy [pun intended] today.
might as well break out the ouija board if youre gonna presume to forecast the energy market. please come and bless us with your schemes for cheap and abundant oil hilary
As for Hillary's "legislation," this is really only an advanced form of primate bluffing. Hillary strkies me as the Richard Nixon of the liberals.
I thought Richard Nixon was the Richard Nixon of the liberals.
It strikes me that while animals caused some shutdown at refineries that it probably won't reflect that negatively on all the oil companies bottom lines. The real issue here is big oil making exorbitant profits and our ruling elite (read government) winking at them and smacking their collective lips about the campaign contributions that are going to be ROLLING in. In the end it's me that is paying for it all, and I'm pretty pissed off about it.
Nick S,
Hate spending all that money.
Easy solution.
Use less gas.
Too little refinery capacity.
Easy solution.
Use less gas.
Want to reduce emissions.
Easy first step.
Use less gas.
Ha ha. I live 2 1/2 miles from work. I ride my bike there most
days.
gouge away
you can gouge away
stay all day
if you want to
It's no surprise that Senator Schemer would think about breaking
up Big Oil. Think of all the taxes he could get from a bunch of
smaller companies!
However, Big Oil got big for one simple reason -- bigger is more
efficient, for what they are there to do, which is to pump (or buy)
oil, refine it, and distribute it to every town in the country with
more than 500 residents (and a bunch of places that aren't even
towns)!
Breaking up Big Oil would BOOST the prices on a MASSIVE scale.
There is a reason that you buy jellybeans by the jar, not
individually wrapped.
Ron Bailey wrote:
In any case, one take home message from the outages is that our
refinery capacity and storage is way too tight and more are
needed.
So, where are we gonna put refineries, that we don't have NIMBYs or
some exotic, endangered species of mosquito . . ?
Big Oil comes out way ahead by ENCOURAGING conservation. All they care about is making sure the price per gallon remains high. They make out like the bandits they are, whenever they can reduce production while keeping the price high.
this article is clearly a plant. it's a persuasion piece with so many holes in it i'm not even going to try and address them. when i read nonsense like this i think, blah blah blah.
Rivernet,
You must be thinking macro-economics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVp8UGjECt4
The text version
http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume9/v9i2/mankiw.html
It must be nice to be a libertarian - 'pay no attention to those guys meeting with Cheney!'.
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