Nick Gillespie | May 8, 2007
Via AOL comes news that Mark Cuban, bazillionaire owner of the NBA Mavericks, gives a high-five to performance-enhancing drugs in pro sports in an imminent issue of Men's Health:
If it's not bad for your health and it'll enhance your performance, why should you not be allowed to take it?
It makes the game more interesting. It just makes sense. But it doesn't make sense in the context of the current controversies over drugs in sports.
That's something to think about as supercharged Barry Bonds approaches Hammerin' Hank Aaron's home run record in baseball--and Cuban's own heavily favored Mavs deal with the fact they sucked ass in the playoffs this year.
A couple of years back, I noted, with reference to baseballer Rafael Palmeiro, that it's a thin line between steroids and Viagra.
And Aaron Steinberg defended steroid use in Reason here.
And Matt Welch stood up for Barry Bonds here.
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I agree with Will.
Go ahead - start your own league.
No steroids in mine.
I hate to admit this, but I hope that Hank Aaron beats Barry
Bonds with a bat. Just badly enough to protect his record. Maybe
it's because I'm a Braves fan, or maybe it's because I like the
idea of Aaron holding the record more than I like the idea of Bonds
holding it.
I know Reason's all pro-enhancing drugs and all, but what
if the enhancements really get out there? Like bionic arms or
something? Can't consumers vote with their remotes for the
non-enhanced league? Naturally, I oppose government intervention.
Unless President Bush wants to beat Bonds with a bat, that is.
George Will had a
great column this weekend on Bonds and Aaron.
Money quote:
When Bonds hits his 756th, real fans, who know how to read the record book, will yawn, confident that Aaron's record will remain the real one until Alex Rodriguez, who has 175 more home runs than Bonds did when he was Rodriguez's age, breaks it.
Prediction: George Will, in a mania at least partially induced by wearing bow ties too frequently, will shoot Barry Bonds. Fortunately for Mr. Bonds, tight ties also cause extreme myopia, allowing him to hit 756 while sitting in a wheelchair, wearing a shirt that says, I ♡ al Qaeda.
Are any of The Ultimate Warrior's acheivements less valid because of steroid abuse?
""""The staff of scientists at GSSI conduct a wide variety of
tests on athletes in order to discover more about how athletes'
bodies respond to nutritional interventions. The information
gathered in these tests is then used in the consideration and
development of new .... nutrition and hydration products.
The equipment housed within GSSI's four laboratories enables the
resident scientists to conduct a wide range of testing procedures
that can deliver scientifically accurate data that is used to help
athletes perform at their best."""
Does this sound like a performance enhancer that should be
banned?
To read more go here http://www.gatorade.com/products/
Kudos to Cuban.
Steroids are simply not that bad for you. The case against them is
typical drug war hysteria.
And considering how much they can improve your physical appearnce
or in some cases make you millions of dollars a year, anabolic
steroids are by far the most sensible drug for most people to
use.
There's another reason athletes use steroids aside from
"performance enhancement" - to help recover from injuries more
quickly. Is that a bad thing for fans, to have their star player
back a week earlier from an injury?
And the point TrickyVic is making is one of my major ones about
steroids - when do advanced training techniques, advanced diet
maintenance, etc get banned. Afterall, guys like Aaron didn't have
access to them, so isn't it unfair for current players to have
access to them? Doesn't that skew the record books? And what about
changes in the height of the pitching mound over the years?
Are you seriously telling me that ARod has not benefited from some
advanced training techniques, computer modeling of his swing, for
one?
I understand if you want to be a purist in whichever sport you like
best, but there is no such thing as a "pure" form of any sport
unless you could somehow control every single variable.
highnumber - that article mentions a fact I didn't even know about a subtle difference in baseball...that they used to use horsehide balls instead of cowhide. Now I'm sure you could create an experiment that would show whether or not there is any difference, and perhaps there's not, but it just goes to show there is no such thing as a "pure" sport.
Well, for most of Bond's career baseball had no policy against
steroid use, so I can't hold it against him.
That, however, doesn't change the fact that the dude is 1) a shitty
outfielder and 2) an asshole to fans. Those are the things that
make me hope Hank Aaron beats him with a bat.
I saw a television 'documentry' featuring several european bike
racers and their doctor who were all using performance enhansing
drugs that gave them some pretty serious illnesses.
Good thing for them they were european where they made millions and
the hourly folk get to pay for their healthcare. Here that
stupidity would sap your finances (unless you live in an
'enlightened' State like CA or NY).
"I know Reason's all pro-enhancing drugs and all, but what if
the enhancements really get out there? Like bionic arms or
something?"
It already has. Tiger Woods has had laser eye surgery to get
"un-natural vision".
I don't think body-enhancing drugs make spectator sports more interesting, except when it comes to injury recovery. I watch women's football, so I'm obviously not that interested in seeing the most athletic bodies.
Speaking of chemical enhancement, I'm surprised that Floyd Landis's name didn't pop up yet. To me, the greatest irony is, that if he did use the synth testosterone he sure proved how effective it is.
"Tommy John" surgery has been around for 30 years now -- "a
surgical procedure in which a ligament in the medial elbow is
replaced with a ligament from elsewhere in the body." Pitchers get
this surgery today when they don't even need it, for performance
enhancement.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_John_Surgery
OT Prediction: The foiled terrorist plot for Ft. Dix will be
framed as racist bias against immigrants*.
*they were all in illegal status by the time they were arrested,
but we should not usr illegal here. Perhaps no-longer-documented
and never documented are more appropriate?
Timothy,
Well that's two votes for Aaron to take a bat to Bonds' head.
Should I start a petition?
It already has. Tiger Woods has had laser eye surgery to get
"un-natural vision".
Very popular with baseball players as well. Laser vision can
produce better than 20/20 which makes hitting a moving ball a
little bit easier to do.
As far as I know, only atheletes that were wearing contacts prior
to surgery have gone in for corrective laser surgery. Getting
better than 20/20 is common, but not guarenteed. This issue will
become another "crises" when individuals who already have 20/20
vision get surgery to get better than that.
Hmmm. If I had heat vision, then I could incinerate the ball before it crossed the plate. I'd make a hell of a pinch hitter, with a guaranteed base for each at bat.
carrick,
I cant name any for sure, but I have heard rumors that MLBers with
20/20 have had the surgery. Seems risky to me, though, so it may be
just rumor. Dr. G beat me to the Tommy John surgery comment.
I figured that one isnt so bad because most pitchers will need it
eventually anyway. The scary part is High School pitchers getting
elective Tommy John done.
Guy Montag:
You really think that a European who makes millions goes to the
same emergency room as working class folks? I guess it's good to
know that when you talk about Euro health care, you really have no
clue how it works. You're aware that there is private insurance,
right? Right? (Nod your head yes). MAPFRE from Spain is just one
example.
Lost in the Barry Bonds debate is the question of whether or not
pitchers are also juiced.
If the pitchers are medically enhanced (either chemically or
surgically) is it not "fair" for Barry to juice?
Would Hank Aaron really be so good against modern opponents?
I'm still waiting for the performance enhancer that makes baseball interesting to watch.
ChrisO,
It's called beer.
I find baseball to be the most interesting sport already, but I
understand that some people do enjoy it more when consuming a cold
one.
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