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April 4, 2007

Jacob Sullum wants to take you to the candy shop, and he'll let you lick the lollipop.

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|4.4.07 @ 7:42AM|#

Worst song reference ever.

I. Self. Divine.|4.4.07 @ 8:11AM|#

and he'll let you lick the lollipop.

I'm really not sure what to say to that. Other than I think my brain needs a cold shower now.

|4.4.07 @ 8:30AM|#

If only we could ban reggae, jazz, rope, Cypress Hill, the Grateful Dead, oppressive heat, loss of appetite, hemp clothing from Of the Earth and Prana (which doesn't yet make dog clothing), That 70s Show and Willie Nelson, this country's children would be safe from the terrifying scourge of dissonant information regarding marijuana.

jgray|4.4.07 @ 8:32AM|#

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up
or should i push up on it
Temperature rising,
okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now,
baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park,
it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasing you
'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round
like a low rider
I'm a seasond vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat
you can play with the stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands

jgray|4.4.07 @ 8:34AM|#

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride, like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cuz I ain't never put it down like this before
Soon as I come through the door
she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race
who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is
to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off,
she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stopping,
homie I ain't stopping
Dripping wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is gone

Juanita|4.4.07 @ 8:51AM|#

I believe laws against "showing drugs in a favorable light" are a requirement of the UN single convention treaty.

C\'mon|4.4.07 @ 9:04AM|#

"Chronic Candy" is a bit much, don't you think. Jeez, next thing you know you guys will back somebody that makes penis shaped pacifiers. Give me a break.

I. Self. Divine.|4.4.07 @ 9:22AM|#

I for one fully support the right of a company to manufacture penis shaped pacifiers.

Phillip Conti|4.4.07 @ 9:27AM|#

Isnt the act of conveying the thought of marijuana being enjoyable actually more dangerous than using it?

|4.4.07 @ 9:31AM|#

Another example of the extremism (in defense of state authority) required to maintain the war on drugs. In that sense it is like medical marijuana. However this differs in a couple of important ways. On the one hand, this doesn't challenge the prohibition paradigm as well. Forcing sick people to suffer is a bigger problem to the "Drugs are bad, mkay" mentality. On the other hand, a victory here is more of a first chink in the armor. The Med MJ issue will likely whither now that big pharma is starting to make money on it. In that sense it will serve as an even better example of how beyond the pale the drug warriors go. But then it will be history.

|4.4.07 @ 9:40AM|#

ISD,

The joke is that there are penis-shaped pacifiers.

|4.4.07 @ 9:42AM|#

Rimfax,

Bad form old man. One must never explain the joke.

thoreau|4.4.07 @ 10:13AM|#

Jacob Sullum wants to take you to the candy shop, and he'll let you lick the lollipop.

I'm only half joking when I say that that's the sort of talk that gets you on a Dateline NBC special.

"We lured this middle-aged journalist to our house in California by posing as a railroad heiress..."

I. Self. Divine.|4.4.07 @ 11:42AM|#

ISD,

The joke is that there are penis-shaped pacifiers.

I'm not sure whether I should feel stupid for missing the joke or proud of myself for not knowing that penis shaped pacifiers existed.

I. Self. Divine.|4.4.07 @ 11:44AM|#

"We lured this middle-aged journalist to our house in California by posing as a railroad heiress..."
Goddammmit, thoreau! My office has been dead silent for like an hour, and I burst out with an obnoxious snort-laugh when I read that. As if everyone here didn't already think I was fucking nuts.

|4.4.07 @ 12:37PM|#

Aren't all pacifiers phallic shaped?

|4.4.07 @ 1:46PM|#

Aren't all pacifiers phallic shaped?

Only if your penis is shaped like a nipple.

|4.4.07 @ 8:13PM|#

No one is listening to you Juanita. Go away.