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'Swounds!
Joel Warner's profile of a Viking re-enactment group was plenty funny even before he asked the group's leader whether they had been exploited to puzzle the political correctness brigades of a Columbus Day event.
Fjellborg members would like to believe the Denver Sons of Italy invited them to the controversial event because Norsemen reached America before Columbus -- but these Vikings aren't naive. "I think they invited us as sort of spoilers for the fight," says Schultz. "I think we threw the protesters a bit. They said to us, 'The Vikings killed more people than Columbus!' And their point is...?"
Eleven-year-old Josh Burgin (Viking name: Agnar) interrupts the banter. He wants to see Schultz temper a steel blade.
|3.20.07 @ 3:01PM|#
Columbus Day protestors. I have just added a new category to the list of people who deserve a punch in the dick.
Tim|3.20.07 @ 3:07PM|#
Columbus Day protestors. I have just added a new category to
the list of people who deserve a punch in the dick.
I know, some of what Columbus did may not be so cool and all, but
it was like 500 years ago, get over it.
|3.20.07 @ 3:13PM|#
My favorite is when they blame Europeans for the deaths caused by smallpox. (Okay, include the ones who died because they were intentionally given infected blankets.)
John Payne|3.20.07 @ 3:21PM|#
Minor point of contention: "'Swounds" is short for "God's wounds," correct? The Vikings weren't Christianized until, I think, around the tenth/eleventh centuries, but they were in America by the ninth, so it isn't really appropriate to use "'Swounds" as the post's title.
|3.20.07 @ 3:22PM|#
Tim,
It's not as if the protestors are the ones who keep bringing up
Columbus. Every year the government celebrates a holidy for that
500-year old guy, and people hold him up as a hero.
But, apparently, it's only the people who find his career
deplorable who need to stop thining about the past.
|3.20.07 @ 3:25PM|#
So shouldn't people be protesting the public sector unions to drop the holiday from their contract demands?
|3.20.07 @ 3:28PM|#
"Christopher" was a good Soprano's episode. Especially when Furio goes off on Columbus.
|3.20.07 @ 3:30PM|#
I've always found it interesting that many people of aboriginal descent in the American southwest have a more harsh attitude regarding the historical behavior of the Apache than that of the Spanish, and not because the behavior of the Spanish was any bargain.
VikingMoose|3.20.07 @ 3:31PM|#
"They said to us, 'The Vikings killed more people than
Columbus!' "
Yes, but the Vikings lived in harmony with nature, actually mating
and becoming one with nature. And, of course, for having
genetically-superior offspring.
/ambles off into the forest. kicks cute woodland creature.
|3.20.07 @ 3:31PM|#
"But, apparently, it's only the people who find his career
deplorable who need to stop thining about the past."
Untrue. I think both sides should STFU.
|3.20.07 @ 3:33PM|#
I don't know if Columbus was a hero. All he did was bring
Europeans to a new world nobody thought existed. It's a pretty
giant feat even if you think he was a murderer.
Joe, I'm curious. What's the argument against "you wouldn't be here
if it weren't for Columbus"? It seems the protesters, unless they
are native american, are protesting themselves.
Snarkyboy|3.20.07 @ 3:36PM|#
Columbus Day protestors. I have just added a new category to
the list of people who deserve a punch in the dick.
Even the women??? Are you saying that CDP chicks have...
Vikings killed more people than Columbus
That's just the sort of blather that makes it difficult to take the
practitioners of victim politics seriously. Would love to be able
ask the speaker to provide actual numbers for this.
|3.20.07 @ 3:36PM|#
"Every year the government celebrates a holidy for that 500-year
old guy, and people hold him up as a hero."
Yes, because if it wasn't for him my family, if they were still
alive, would still be riding donkeys and stomping grapes.
As far as the small pox thing. Considering how many diseases,
plagues and conquests almost wiped out European civilization it is
amazing that we just kept coming back.
VM|3.20.07 @ 3:37PM|#
"Eleven-year-old Josh Burgin (Viking name: Agnar) interrupts the
banter. He wants to see Schultz temper a steel blade."
ah! Little Agnar is getting ready for his senior yearbook pic, I
see!
Snarky: columbus killed 0, vikings killed nearly 1. Slam dunk
case!
|3.20.07 @ 3:39PM|#
Oh and let's not forget the massive amounts of diverse life sustaining food that greatly increased the quality and quantity of foods introduced into the old world from the new.
|3.20.07 @ 3:42PM|#
Lamar,
Monsters are often the driving force of history. There wouldn't be
highways if it weren't for Hitler.
Would you recommend that African Americans start holding
celebrations to honor slave ship owners? Some of them were brave,
too.
|3.20.07 @ 3:47PM|#
Well I hope the Viking reenactors slaughtered all the male protesters and carried off their women.
|3.20.07 @ 3:53PM|#
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest
man."
Embiggens is a perfectly cromulent word!
Hurrah fo Massa!|3.20.07 @ 3:53PM|#
Joe,
Interesting question you pose to Lamar. Here's My answer:
It's none of my business if they do or don't. I wouldn't recommend
it because I don't give a damn. I wouldn't condemn it because
(aside from not giving a damn) it's up to them how they want to
spend their time and not up to me to complain about it.
If they want to celebrate the invention of the paperclip go for it.
The world can always use another celebration. If it involves more
booze and less vandalism so much the better.
|3.20.07 @ 3:58PM|#
If it involves more booze and less vandalism so much the
better.
And just how the hell am I supposed to celebreate Paper Clip Day
without booze or vandalism?? You, sir, show your callous disregard
for my culture and heritage!
Guy Montag|3.20.07 @ 3:58PM|#
Too bad the Vikings did not bring some lutefisk for the
protestors.
Well I hope the Viking reenactors slaughtered all the male
protesters and carried off their women.
The male protestors usually are the women of the bunch.
|3.20.07 @ 4:00PM|#
Pedantic comment:
I believe "'Swounds" refers specifically to Jesus and apparently
his crucifix wounds or those from the spear named Ron. And the
other ones I guess, I never watched that snuff film about him.
|3.20.07 @ 4:03PM|#
Are people protesting that Columbus came here? that one culture
came into contact with another and things weren't peachy keen? What
exactly are they protesting?
(I will cut off the inevitable stupid rebuttal:
What are the paraders celebrating? They are celebrating the
practical beginning of the American culture.)
|3.20.07 @ 4:09PM|#
highnumber,
I imagine different people are protesting for different
reasons.
For me, it was the part of Columbus's diary where we writes about
stringing up Indians who refused to work hard enough and slowly
roasting them to death over an open fire that made me decide he
didn't deserve a holiday.
Columbus was such a sadistic buther that Ferdiand and Isabella, who
blessed the Inquisition and expelled the Jews and Moors, had him
brought back in chains. We can find a better symbol of the
beginning of our country than Columbus.
|3.20.07 @ 4:11PM|#
And since when are the colonial conquests of European powers part of American culture anyway?
Federal Dog|3.20.07 @ 4:14PM|#
"(Okay, include the ones who died because they were
intentionally given infected blankets.)"
You're in Ward Churchill territory there, man. Come back to
reality.
|3.20.07 @ 4:16PM|#
John Payne: "The Vikings weren't Christianized until, I think,
around the tenth/eleventh centuries, but they were in America by
the ninth, so it isn't really appropriate to use "'Swounds" as the
post's title."
Actually, the vikings who settled in Vinland were Christian, or at
least most of them where. Greenland had converted to Christianity
by then, and Leif Erikson had been personally converted by Olaf
Tryggvason during a visit to Norway prior to heading to
Vinland.
|3.20.07 @ 4:17PM|#
Dude, read a book sometime.
There's a town in Massachusetts named "Belchertown" after the
general who first came up with the idea of handing out infected
blankets. He wrote about it. It's a very well-documented
episode.
|3.20.07 @ 4:19PM|#
"And since when are the colonial conquests of European
powers part of American culture anyway?"
If I could answer in a non-European language, I would.
Federal Dog|3.20.07 @ 4:19PM|#
"It's a very well-documented episode."
We can see that from your documentation. Ward, is that you?
|3.20.07 @ 4:19PM|#
And since when are the colonial conquests of European powers
part of American culture anyway?
Given the demographics of cultural heritage in 'America', what
would you say DOES make up American culture...
|3.20.07 @ 4:19PM|#
Wouldn't you want to change the name of the town just because its "Belchertown?"
|3.20.07 @ 4:22PM|#
as an italian-american, i've always thought that there are so
many better historical figures to hang out hats on.
if it weren't for the capone, we'd still have prohibition!
seriously though, i agree with joe here. this reverence for
columbus is where i generally part ways with italian-american pride
organizations. that, and when they keep bitching about mobster
flicks.
VM|3.20.07 @ 4:22PM|#
"they should probably consider changing the name of their
town."
and
"Wouldn't you want to change the name of the town just because its
"Belchertown?"
Otisville was temporarily taken when they voted...
|3.20.07 @ 4:28PM|#
Oops, I confused Belcher with Amherst. It was Lord Amherst who
handed out the smallpox blankets during the seige of Fort
Pitt.
As I learned by going to Wikipedia and typing "smallpox
blankets."
What is that old quote about nationalists excelling at not knowing
things? What's the thought process here, fellas, it couldn't be
true because it sounds bad for Our Guys? Grow up.
|3.20.07 @ 4:30PM|#
Hmm. Well, I don't think much of getting up in arms about the
atrocities and bad behavior of someone acting during a much earlier
time. Human history includes lots of asinine behavior. Though I
think maybe our forebears could say much the same about us.
However, there is a valid point here about whether Columbus
personally should be honored. When did that all get started,
anyway?
As for the Vikings, well, I'm all for them and their Saxon
violence. I've got a red beard and a yen for pillaging that simply
must come from their domination of my family's part of
Scotland.
|3.20.07 @ 4:31PM|#
Lamar,
"Who were the humanitarians in 1492?" Did you miss the part where
even in the 1490s Columbus was considered a sadistic butcher?
Historical relativism only works if the subject's bad acts were par
for the course.
And, BTW, I couldn't help but notice that you answered in neither
Spanish nor Italian.
|3.20.07 @ 4:31PM|#
joe,
I do agree w/ you generally about Columbus Day. Though I don't care
very strongly about it. It's mostly only still "celebrated" by the
government (and that varies state to state) and apparently the
Italian-American groups.
Throughout my life I heard the smallpox story parroted, and I'm not
sure how I feel about that. For one thing, Belchertown is named
after Jonathan Belcher, who was Gov of New Jersey and later
Massachusetts. None of my quick-over searches have said anything
about a connection between him and the small pox blankets. If in
fact it did have to do w/ him, then there're still problems with
that. The biggest is probably that germ theory didn't yet exist.
But also pretty major is that when he was alive (first half of 18th
century), by which point IIRC, the Indian population had already
been decimated. Also, all tellings of this I heard made it sound
like the blankets were handouts on a reservation or something,
which doesn't make any sense at all, given time period and so
forth.
Federal Dog|3.20.07 @ 4:31PM|#
"As I learned by going to Wikipedia and typing "smallpox
blankets."
Wikipedia! OH YEAH! Harry Potter said so too.
|3.20.07 @ 4:32PM|#
Ahh, I note your correction, joe. Points about germs and time period still stand I think (I'm not denying it happened, I'm just altogether not totally sure about it or its significance)
|3.20.07 @ 4:35PM|#
joe,
Like it or not, 1492 was when this thing we have here was begun,
for all practical purposes. Columbus, like it or not, is the guy
who got the ball rolling. This thing has had some rough spots. The
native peoples got the short end of the stick, but overall this
thing has been good for humanity. I learned in school that
Columbus, the Spaniards, and all the other Europeans did not right
by the natives. What we have ended up with, though, is a good
thing. [cue hummed "God Bless America] So don't celebrate the man,
Columbus, celebrate the beginning of America. [break into singing
"God Bless America"]
|3.20.07 @ 4:38PM|#
Joe, porque a veces estamos de acuerdo, no voy a avisar al mundo el gilipollas que eres. El tema se trata de no haber podido contestado en un idioma no Europeo, y no contestar en un idioma Europeo que no es Ingles. Ingles es Europeo, pero como ya ves, hablo otros idiomas.
|3.20.07 @ 4:40PM|#
Feral Dog,
Why do scuttle back under your rock, find the page, and click on
the links to the documentation? You know, like the letter in
Amherst's hand, over his signature, in which he writes about the
tactic?
Ah, sweet wallowy ignorance.
|3.20.07 @ 4:42PM|#
Some James,
Germ theory didn't exist, but they'd been burning the bedding of
people who died from infectuous diseases for centuries. I'm not
sure what agent Amherst thought caused the blankets to transmit the
disease, but he knew that they could, and he was right.
Federal Dog|3.20.07 @ 4:43PM|#
Hey Joe, for all you know the guy drooling on the street corner looking to impeach Martians wrote and posted that entry and its "documentation."
|3.20.07 @ 4:43PM|#
highnumber,
"Like it or not, 1492 was when this thing we have here was begun,
for all practical purposes." I disagree. 1608 was when this thing
we have here was begun.
Spaniards enslaving Indians in the Carribean have nothing to do
with me.
ChrisO,
Meaningless labelling rocks! Vapid absence of substance rocks!
|3.20.07 @ 4:44PM|#
FD,
Still not googling it, eh?
Real confident about your position, aren't you?
They have the letter, dipshit.
Federal Dog|3.20.07 @ 4:47PM|#
"They have the letter, dipshit."
You mean the one posted by some anonymous guy with an obvious
political agenda? I, like any sane, educated person, have no blind
faith in anonymous Internet postings.
VM|3.20.07 @ 4:49PM|#
joe -
cuz the Lord Jeffs rocked in the D3 hoops tourney. Plus it's a
[stage whisper] elite liberal arts school [/sw]
Nativeweb.org's
take on the blankets
and
MSU
discussion board
google search sans Ward (and the Beaver, so you know it's
SFW)
|3.20.07 @ 4:52PM|#
Spaniards enslaving Indians in the Carribean have nothing to
do with me.
Even if you live in Malaysia, yes, they do have something to do
with you. The world became a much smaller place in 1492. It had to
happen at some point. It is unfortunate that mankind could still be
so brutal when it happened, but, again, it was a good thing for all
of mankind in the long run.
RSDavis|3.20.07 @ 4:58PM|#
However, there is a valid point here about whether
Columbus personally should be honored. When did that all get
started, anyway?
Longfellow did it.
- R
VM|3.20.07 @ 5:02PM|#
oh
here's a link to the letters:
"The documents
These are the pivotal letters:"
"Amherst's correspondence during this time includes many letters on
routine matters, such as officers who are sick or want to be
relieved of duty; accounts of provisions on hand, costs for
supplies, number of people garrisoned; negotiations with provincial
governors (the army is upset with the Pennsylvania assembly, for
example, for refusing to draft men for service); and so on. None of
these other letters show a deranged mind or an obsession with
cruelty. Amherst's venom was strictly reserved for Indians."
hey Fed Dawg. I hope you get your balls snagged the next time you
lift the leg on the fire hydrant. okay?
Federal Dog|3.20.07 @ 5:06PM|#
"hey Fed Dawg. I hope you get your balls snagged the next time
you lift the leg on the fire hydrant. okay?"
Whatever hatred you feel just because someone asks the obvious
question, this fashionable fiction was long ago debunked during the
Ward Churchill fraud scandals. Your malignant emotions tell us that
your position is not inspired by facts and reason, but, rather, by
nothing more than frustrated emotion.
VM|3.20.07 @ 5:08PM|#
No. I think you're a troll asshole who didn't bother doing
simple research.
That's the problem. I really don't care about who gave which
blankets to whom back when.
That's it.
That, and your mommie took her titty away too soon, but that's for
a different thread.
tool.
[brays with satisfaction. ambles off]
|3.20.07 @ 5:09PM|#
If we're really desperate for occasions to officially celebrate national-historical figureheads - and I'm kind skeptical as to why there'd be such a deep-seated urge to do so on a putative libertarian site - we already have Washington's birthday. First president, "father of our country," etc. Yes, he owned slaves, but he's certainly associated with enough positive events and characteristics that I can still consider him relatively admirable. Columbus, on the other hand, was a conquistador and committed all the atrocities one expects of a conquistador, up to and including complicity in genocide. It's as unseemly to celebrate Columbus as it is to celebrate Pizarro or Cortes.
|3.20.07 @ 5:10PM|#
I wish that my life was so hunky-dory, so utterly unfettered of
trouble, trials, and tribulations that I had nothing better to do
than go around getting offended and protesting shit that happened
almost half a millenia ago.
Get a life, you self-important hippy schmucks.
VM|3.20.07 @ 5:13PM|#
[shocked, indignant tone]Media![/s,i,t]
I resent being called a hippy!
(not denying being a schmuck!)
:)
hell I still protest Noah's flood as a conspiracy by big flood
insurance against the little guy.
|3.20.07 @ 5:17PM|#
"hell I still protest Noah's flood as a conspiracy by big
flood insurance against the little guy."
Don't let Dave W. get wind of that!
;)
|3.20.07 @ 5:19PM|#
Meaningless labelling rocks! Vapid absence of substance
rocks!
Pathetic comebacks rock even harder.
Seriously, if it hadn't been Columbus, some other European sailor
would have bumped into the Americas sooner or later. And the
outcome was inevitable. 15-16th Century Europeans weren't any more
or less vicious than native Americans, they were just a lot better
armed.
|3.20.07 @ 5:19PM|#
I'm kind skeptical as to why there'd be such a deep-seated urge to do so on a putative libertarian site...
Drink!
It's as unseemly to celebrate Columbus as it is to celebrate Pizarro or Cortes.
Except that neither of the later conquistadores made that first,
fateful trip. Sure the Vikings made it here earlier but they didn't
stay. Columbus established the first permanent and resuppliable
settlement in the new world. Regardless of his actions, desires,
drives and other flaws in his character, Columbus initiated what
would be the westward expansion of Europeans to this continent.
Face it, Columbus set the first paver in the road to America.
|3.20.07 @ 5:20PM|#
Viking re-enactors? Now that's something I could endorse! Pass
me some mead and a battle ax. I have the urge to loot and
pillage!
[Cues Led Zepplin's "Immigrant Song."]
VM|3.20.07 @ 5:21PM|#
Guess:
Federal Dawg and Joseph are
either the same person, or belong to the same group home (the one
where the monitor is outside taking a mid afternoon toke)....
just guessin.
Media - who do you think is representing my side on this one! The
other lawyer (a meletary one) injured his taint when he bumped his
glock and it went off...
|3.20.07 @ 5:23PM|#
Vikings killed more people than Columbus...
Awwww.. There just jealous that everyone seems to remember Vikings
and not the Lombards.
Ashley|3.20.07 @ 5:23PM|#
The Vikings killed more people than Columbus!
Not in North America they didn't. In North America they killed just
about no one because they got along fine with the natives
(skraeling) at first (vikings/varangians were just as happy to
conduct trade as to pillage) and the few cases they might have
killed were probably in self-defense; and didn't work, they were
killed off and driven out. There is still conjecture about what
went wrong between the two groups. My favorite theory is that the
Icelanders shared cheese with the natives who, experiencing the
gastrointestinal distress of those who never ate dairy, believed
the vikings had attempted to poison them.
|3.20.07 @ 5:33PM|#
Moose-
I don't see your posts as hippy-stank protestations so much as
actually, you know, reciting the facts of the historical
record.
Dif'rent venues.
|3.20.07 @ 5:46PM|#
I'm getting kind of tired of the kneejerk 'LOL WIKIPEDIA LOL'
reaction from all quarters whenever anyone cites it.
I do a lot of research in my job. You know what? Wikipedia's pretty
much invaluable. If I decide I don't believe something there, I can
usually either 1) find a debate in the discussion page that will
clarify the various positions or 2) follow the links to the cited
references.
Or, I guess, I could do the usual internet discussion thing, and
just make shit up based on an article I read two years ago on some
site somewhere, and smugly put the burden of proof on everyone
else.
You know what I read? I read that Columbus liked to diddle small
children, and he had a thing for coprophagy. And if you don't
believe me, you'll need to somehow prove to me that my sourceless
claim is false. Good luck!
|3.20.07 @ 5:51PM|#
Joe,
I actually don't consider your Columbus was a butcher even relative
to his contemporaries as an even remote answer to my question. It's
a dodge, and you know it. Who were the humanitarians? Quienes
fueron los humanitarios?
Federal Dog|3.20.07 @ 5:56PM|#
"No. I think you're a troll asshole who didn't bother doing
simple research.
That, and your mommie took her titty away too soon, but that's for
a different thread.
tool.
[brays with satisfaction. ambles off]"
This is a seriously unstable reaction to entirely proper
skepticism.
VM (giggle)|3.20.07 @ 6:00PM|#
I'm sorry, Agnar. I didn't know you were sensitive about your
yearbook picture.
Seriously unstable. brumph brumph.
some
more research for you
|3.20.07 @ 6:01PM|#
Dude, read a book sometime.
The go-to schoolyard comeback of the grade school nerd. Eat a lot
of dirt as a kid joe?
Joe doesn't celebrate Halloween either. He's been saved.
|3.20.07 @ 6:31PM|#
"This is a seriously unstable reaction to entirely proper
skepticism."
And yet he's the only one willing to post links to sources backing
up his positions.
|3.20.07 @ 6:41PM|#
I understand American Indian opposition to Columbus Day, but let
he who is without sin cast the first stone. If they're going to
talk about how CC treated Indians, maybe they could also talk about
how Indians treated Indians. This would include eating them, the
aforementioned roasting alive, slavery, etc. This doesn't make them
any worse than pretty much every other culture in the world at that
stage of development, but it doesn't make them any better
either.
As mentioned above, the Apache weren't exactly nice to the locals
when they showed up in the Southwest. In 1492.
|3.20.07 @ 6:47PM|#
"Would you recommend that African Americans start holding
celebrations to honor slave ship owners?"
Funny, it just occurred to me that if the Viking reenactors have
any British or Irish ancestry, that's pretty close to what they're
doing.
|3.20.07 @ 6:47PM|#
/sarc/
Dave: Joe said that Columbus was a butcher. Case closed. End of
story. When Joe comes back with his exhaustive list of way awesome
humanitarians, you're going to be shocked, or maybe even
spocked.
|3.20.07 @ 7:58PM|#
Funny, it just occurred to me that if the Viking reenactors
have any British or Irish ancestry, that's pretty close to what
they're doing.
Nah, the Viking weren't that bad. They did a lot more intermarriage
and farming than most people give them credit for; even their
pillaging was more akin to armed robbery than homicide. A European
History Prof once said in a class that the reason the Vikings are
so remembered is because they left people alive to be bitter and
fearful, while groups like the East Carpathians, who were active at
around the same time in Central Europe but who were much more
bloodthirsty are forgotten now because they never left anyone
alive; nobody alive to fear means nobody alive to remember, and
when the Carpathians were absorbed a few decades later, they were
forgotten. Contrast the Vikings, who were also absorbed but who are
remembered even today.
|3.20.07 @ 8:18PM|#
The vikings have been re-enactors since the Tarkenton days. and
as far as Vespucci goes, that cat made some gnarly scooters.
you all know the chorus
VM|3.20.07 @ 8:19PM|#
Shem!
Some of us make sure of it!
I ask myself, "'what would the Vikings do?' And the answer,
sweet answer is always the same, 'eat them'. And just to be sure I
ask the follow up question, 'and how would they go about this?' And
the answer, sweet answer is always the same, 'they'd eat
them'"
[trod trod trod off]
p.s., yours is (was?) the best sig evar!
|3.20.07 @ 8:56PM|#
Finally, a thread where I can look forward to postings from joe.
Just because Ward Churchill claims something doesn't *necessarily*
mean it's false (though it does make it much more likely).
Besides, the smallpox blanket thing was around WAAAAY before anyone
had ever heard of Ward Churchill or given him a tenured
professorship. Probably because it actually happened.
dhex|3.20.07 @ 10:49PM|#
it's not like it was a state or local dog that was posting; it
was a federal dog.
jurisdiction has its privileges.
Guy Montag|3.21.07 @ 6:23AM|#
"Lord Jeffrey Amherst was commanding general of British forces
in North America during the final battles of the so-called French
& Indian war (1754-1763)."
How did that become "we"? I was reading Graphite as saying that the
US Army was engaged in this practice. Still have not found any
evidence of the US Army doing that.
The only accusations I have found that the US Army was doing it
were false, with Churchill parroting some of those flase claims
supported by inaccurate rumors.
|3.21.07 @ 7:17AM|#
My original post only referred to "Europeans." Still, there is
just a *wee* bit of continuity between the British side of the
French & Indian War and the people who would later lead the
Revolution and found the United States.
Really, the blankets aside was just supposed to be a (callous,
insensitive) joke in the first place. Of the thousands of natives
who died from smallpox, how many do you think actually contacted as
a result of the conscious designs of genocidal settlers? A tenth of
a percent, maybe? And therein lies the absurdity of making sure to
include smallpox-blanket deaths in the "killed by evil European
Caucasian honkey white men" figures.
Guy Montag|3.21.07 @ 7:39AM|#
Really, the blankets aside was just supposed to be a
(callous, insensitive) joke in the first place. Of the thousands of
natives who died from smallpox, how many do you think actually
contacted as a result of the conscious designs of genocidal
settlers? A tenth of a percent, maybe? And therein lies the
absurdity of making sure to include smallpox-blanket deaths in the
"killed by evil European Caucasian honkey white men"
figures.
Actually, I liked the joke part :) I just get a little ticked when
"we" includes every freaking european who whittled a stick in the
Americas. Now "we" picked up some bad habits from the British, like
that slavery of blacks business, but at least "we" dropped the
slavery of Indians that the Spanish practiced. Oh, and when the
British dropped that bad practice of slavery they did everything
they could to force us to drop it too, but that is another battle
with the revisionists.
To continue the rant (general, not at you) we did get this country
from TWO major powers and the french, not just one. For some
reason, when the Anglo bashers come out to play they forget about
the Spanish and the french. I keep forgetting how the Dutch were in
there, but wasn't that an indirect transaction from them to the
British then to us?
If the snotty little USA haters want anybody to "attone" then go
back to europe and pick on them.
Okay, done for the moment :)
Andrew Ian Dodge|3.21.07 @ 8:29AM|#
It does make me laugh when I hear Italian-Americans getting
upset about the suggestion that Vikings got to the US mainland
first.
A few comebacks..."they weren't permanent settlements". Despite the
fact there is one that was found in Northern Maine that was made of
stone.
Another one: "you are just anti-Italian." My reply was no I am
pro-accurate history and think Vikings need credit for what they
did in their longboats."
Oh yes and there is some evidence that Colunbus was following a
map. He gets his own day for following a bloody map while the
Vikings who just went West don't?
Guy Montag|3.21.07 @ 8:53AM|#
Oh yes and there is some evidence that Colunbus was
following a map. He gets his own day for following a bloody map
while the Vikings who just went West don't?
Actually, Columbus was a map maker before he became the greatest
explorer evah!
|3.21.07 @ 9:29AM|#
highnumber,
"Even if you live in Malaysia, yes, they do have something to do
with you. The world became a much smaller place in 1492. It had to
happen at some point. It is unfortunate that mankind could still be
so brutal when it happened, but, again, it was a good thing for all
of mankind in the long run."
Of course it was important. Let me rephrase:
Spanish imperialists enslaving Indians in the Carribean in the
1400s has nothing to do with American culture.
|3.21.07 @ 9:33AM|#
ChrisO,
"Seriously, if it hadn't been Columbus, some other European sailor
would have bumped into the Americas sooner or later."
Exactly. Columbus didn't do anything that wouldnl't have happened
without him.
"15-16th Century Europeans weren't any more or less vicious than
native Americans, they were just a lot better armed."
We don't celebrate "15-16th Century European Day." We celebrate
Columbus, who was quite a bit more vicious than most native
Americans as well as most Europeans, which is why he was broght
back to Spain in chains.
He was a despicable individual, unworthy of our respect.
|3.21.07 @ 9:39AM|#
I agree with Guy Montag.
"I just get a little ticked when "we" includes every freaking
european who whittled a stick in the Americas."
Very appropriate for a thread about whether Columbus should be
celebrated in the United States.
|3.21.07 @ 9:41AM|#
Dave,
1. I'm not nominating anyone from the 1400s as being an appropriate
figure for a federal holiday; hence, I don't have to demonstrate
that anyone from that period was a humanitarian.
2. Even the monarchs who assisted in the Inquisition and expelled
the Jews - Ferdinand and Isabella - found Columbus's treatment of
the locals so horrific that they had him arrested.
|3.21.07 @ 10:20AM|#
I can't think of many historical figures that would pass the "left wing" test. Since we're judging historical figures by today's standards, let's get George Washington off our money....unless you support slavery you bigot.
|3.21.07 @ 10:42AM|#
"Since we're judging historical figures by today's
standards..."
Lamar, you're usually better than this. Are the monarchs who had
Columbus arrested for his atrocities contemporaries of ours?
David Ross|3.21.07 @ 10:58AM|#
Piling onto the Apaches is fun and educational!
The Apache (and their Navajo buddies) barely qualify as Indian. The
histories I've read say that they migrated into the Southwest from
the Vancouver region only centuries before the Spanish, at
earliest. Genetic studies have them cooped up in the Alaskan
littoral until the end of the Younger Dryas. Presumably they wiped
out the actual natives of the Northwest (Kennewick Man etc).
The Apache are just another batch of immigrants and yes, from a
Southwest Indian perspective they were far worse neighbours to have
around than the Spanish. After all, once a Spaniard realised that
there was no treasure around your desert home he'd just set up a
desultory mission, preach a bunch of crap and leave you otherwise
alone.
|3.21.07 @ 10:58AM|#
Joe,
You keep saying that Ferdinand and Isabella had Columbus arrested,
but that's not the story. Columbus was arrested by the viceroy he
requested from the King (there was a jealous power struggle in
addition to the atrocities we all must concede). When he got back
to Spain, it was King Ferdinand that ordered his release and
eventually sent him on a fourth voyage. You've been trying to say
that the Spanish crown condemned Columbus when in fact they ordered
his freedom and bankrolled another one of his voyages.
So, no the monarchs who released Columbus after his arrest by the
viceroy are not our contemporaries. They also do not help your
case, in my opinion.
|3.21.07 @ 11:16AM|#
Lamar,
Actually, they did both. The important point here is that his
atrocities were considered sufficiently scandalous for a rival to
have him arrested.
|3.21.07 @ 11:54AM|#
joe,
I think I get your point. You are correct - Columbus did some
terrible things.
He did one thing that was a huge step forward for mankind. That
does not excuse the terrible things. Today, I don't think people
are honoring him. I think they are honoring that one
accomplishment.
|3.21.07 @ 12:32PM|#
p.s., yours is (was?) the best sig evar!
Thanks! I'm glad I have such a wonderful guide for my everyday
life!
Now "we" picked up some bad habits from the British, like that
slavery of blacks business, but at least "we" dropped the slavery
of Indians that the Spanish practiced. Oh, and when the British
dropped that bad practice of slavery they did everything they could
to force us to drop it too, but that is another battle with the
revisionists.
Say what you will about the Hacienda system and the enslavement of
Indians, there remain descendants of Central and South American
Indians in large numbers today, and even for bad conditions,
they're much more integrated than the aboriginals in any former
British colony. You don't get credit for not enslaving someone if
you avoid it in favor of committing genocide. And "revisionists"
(really, why the constant persecution complex?) are perfectly happy
to discuss the British attempts to end the slave trade; you'd know
that if you had taken a British history course.
There's just not much point in talking about it in American
history, since we were at that point, um, an independent country?
If you don't want blame for what the British did, you can't claim
credit for what they did either.
Today, I don't think people are honoring him. I think they are
honoring that one accomplishment.
He made a calculation error as to the size of the world, leading
him to crash into the Americas. Some accomplishment. If we want to
celebrate human achievement, I'm with whoever suggested giving
Washington back his own holiday. Giving federal workers a day off
based on some slaver's luck 500 years ago seems like a pointless
attempt to create a celebration.
|3.21.07 @ 12:58PM|#
"He made a calculation error as to the size of the world,
leading him to crash into the Americas. Some
accomplishment."
Same with penicillin. Alexander Fleming's discovery of penicillin
by accident is no accomplishment. Charles Goodyear? No real
accomplishments there.
|3.21.07 @ 1:23PM|#
If we want to celebrate human achievement, I'm with whoever
suggested giving Washington back his own holiday.
He never
lost it.
Shem,
The accomplishment stands. Again, I am not honoring him. I honor
the act that made us one world.
|3.21.07 @ 1:52PM|#
Same with penicillin. Alexander Fleming's discovery of
penicillin by accident is no accomplishment.
Flemming's actions don't make him worthy of a holiday, no. Which is
probably why we don't celebrate Flemming Day.
And I disagree about what people are celebrating. You may be
celebrating our unification, but do you really think most people
are celebrating that? The schoolkids who are being fed lies about
Colombus every October? Most people celebrate the man and the
hagiography that was created to give Americans a founder to
celebrate who wasn't British. Which is why I say, there are better
men to celebrate.
|3.21.07 @ 2:05PM|#
I hate these disagreements where no one really disagrees (Columbus was not a good guy), but still can't agree. FWIW, I don't give half a toot if someone celebrates Columbus Day or not. I think it's cool to look back and think about how the world changed in 1492. I don't get mail that day. My kid won't have school that day in a few years. That's all it really means to me.
|3.21.07 @ 2:48PM|#
"Flemming's actions don't make him worthy of a holiday, no.
Which is probably why we don't celebrate Flemming Day."
Say WHAT? If anyone has contributed enough to get their own day, it
should be the guy who came up with the stuff that cures bacterial
infections from pneumonia to gonorrhea!
|3.21.07 @ 3:34PM|#
Shem,
Nice dodge. I didn't say, or even imply, that Flemming should get
his own holiday. I only mocked you for suggesting that an
"accident" cannot lead to an accomplishment. But, since you were in
justification mode and not thinking mode, I'll just tell you my
point: these aren't really "accidents." They are unexpected results
from people who were pushing the envelope and found something new
(relatively) and important. Oh yeah, add the telephone to the list
of non-accomplishments.
|3.21.07 @ 3:35PM|#
You make it sound like Columbus, Flemming, Bell, Goodyear, etc. were all just eating fartmanna and their discoveries were imposed on them against their evil wills.
|3.21.07 @ 3:50PM|#
Let's get some things straight here.
The case of Lord Amherst giving smallpox infected blankets to
Indians is a well-documented event in American history. So well
documented, in fact, that I would expect that no educated or
well-informed person would question it.
The Ward Churchill debunking applies to his allegation that a
smallpox epidemic among the Mandan in what is now South Dakota in
the 1830s was caused by an American Army Officer issuing smallpox
infected blankets to that tribe. There is in fact no evidence that
any action by the US government caused that epidemic.
What I am not exactly sure of is whether the Amherst event actually
resulted in any Indian deaths. Smallpox epidemics were remarkably
common in those days, especially among naive populations.
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