Radley Balko | January 24, 2007
The mayor of a small village in Spain has been shot, and everyone in town is a suspect.
Unlike Monte Burns, the mayor didn't survive the attack.
Thanks to Bill Cook for the tip.
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This guy was mayor for 12 years but was hated by everyone in town? How did he keep getting elected?
I tried to look up the town on Google Earth, but there's just a giant circular-shaped structure blocking out the whole area.
Mediageek,
try 42 degrees, 44'08.90" N, 0 degrees, 52'00.12" W. Looks like a
quaint, peaceful little mountain town from 8000' in the air. :)
Down in Texas they'd say, "That boy needed killin."
It's a valid plea comparable to not guilty.
*Nerd Alert*
Wasn't it the other way around? Grima killed Saruman (though
Saruman wasn't really mortal), and then the Hobbits killed
Grima?
Oh, right. So it was the whole village, except for Sam and Frodo. Oi!
Uh, Monte Burns isn't the mayor of Springfield
Quimby's the mayor. And he's more prone to accepting bribes and
banging hookers than getting shot.
Monte burns is not the mayor of Springfield...Quimby is and The
Simpsons "who shot Monte Burns" story arc was riped off of the the
night time soap Dallas's season end cliff hanger "Who shot
JR".
so "Life Imitates The Simpsons" becomes "Life Imitates Simpson's
Imitating some lame 80's TV reference".
It's even nerdier to pick apart a nerdy reference than it is to
make it.
I'm a jerk.
It's even nerdier to pick apart a nerdy reference than it is
to make it.
Hence the alert.
I think the Telegraph was more on target than *Reason* when it invoked the Agatha Christie analogy. I was in a play based on one of her mysteries, in which the victim was universally hated so everyone was a suspect. In fact, the conceit of "widely-loathed bastard gets killed, and everyone's a suspect" is quite common in mystery stories -- either the Christie influence, or because you want as many suspects as possible so the reader doesn't guess the killer, or because you don't want the reader to sympathize too much with the dead guy (that would be too depressing, and mystery stories are supposed to provide light entertainment).
Quimby hasn't been shot, but remember that he's modeled after a guy who *was* shot.
After being told that Mayor Grima had been murdered by al-Qaeda,
Spanish Prime Minister Zapatero reportedly dove under his desk,
shrieking, "Just give them what they want! Just give them what they
want!"
Curiously, the very day before the mayor was killed, Zapatero
reassured him that he was perfectly safe under his
leadership.
Yes, I'm deliberately trying to provoke the commenters here. I like
The Simpsons and LOTR too, but this thread has stretched way above
the nerd-line, and somebody's gotta reel it back in.
"Another villager, who refused to be named because he had been
told by a judge that no one was to speak publicly while they were
under suspicion, said: "Revenge is a dish best served cold. I'm not
saying anything more than that.""
Does anyone besides me suspect this mystery villager is Khan
Noonien Singh? I now think I have *my* prime suspect. "Ah, Grima,
my old friend. Surely I have made my meaning plain. I have
disrupted your quiet walk home and when I shoot again, I mean to
deprive you of your life."
Oh, no, jp. I'm sorry if that applied to you, too. Once the Lord of the Rings references start flying, I just stay out of the way. I was referring to the Simpsons nerds.
I believe the origination of murder mysteries was the classic Saved by the Bell episode in which the gang wins a radio contest. *Spoiler Alert!* Lisa is in on it the whole time.
Suspicious-looking American named "Leon" sought for
questioning.
/Resident Evil 4? ...anybody? ...anybody?
"The next day the battered body of Mr Grima was discovered in a
roadside ditch. He had been shot at least four times in the head
and chest at point-blank range."
I favor suicide.
In fact, the conceit of "widely-loathed bastard gets killed,
and everyone's a suspect" is quite common in mystery
stories
There seem to be three main types of victims in mysteries:
1. The person everyone hates.
2. The person who doesn't have an enemy in the world.
3. The person with only one enemy, who turns out to be innocent but
is being framed.
This guy was mayor for 12 years but was hated by everyone in town? How did he keep getting elected? - Brian24
¡Juan Queri habría sido peor!
Kevin
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