The Onion Imitates Thank You for Smoking

Katherine Mangu-Ward | December 8, 2006

This week's Onion "reports" on a new youth smoking campaign: "Philip Morris: 'Please Talk To Your Cooler Children About Cigarettes'"

NEW YORK—Philip Morris, the largest manufacturer of tobacco products in the United States, released the first in a series of television commercials yesterday urging parents to take the time to educate their hipper, better looking, and more rebellious children about the dangers of smoking. "If your child is idolized by other kids, always gets the girls, and has no patience or respect for authority figures, please talk to him immediately about cigarettes," said the ad's narrator over a montage of Hollywood stars apparently smoking after intercourse. "Parents need to keep an eye on their charismatic and persuasive children, who are at the highest risk of smoking at an earlier age, when it's most respected by their peers." According to Philip Morris' new print-ad campaign running in Maxim and Sports Illustrated, it is unnecessary for parents to discuss the dangers of cigarettes with lame children who like board games, science, and their parents.

No word on whether the Onion has secretly hired Christopher Buckley and/or Jason Reitman.

Comments

|12.8.06 @ 12:24PM|#

Does one really have to be in the tinfoil hat crowd to see how self-serving this premise is?

|12.8.06 @ 1:08PM|#

Eryk Boston,

The Onion does satire. Just thought you might like to know that.

|12.8.06 @ 3:10PM|#

Thank You for Smoking was probably the most unbearably preachy garbage I've ever seen on film. I had to turn it off.

|12.8.06 @ 3:39PM|#

Way to go Russ R. We could spent days sending Eryk links to Onion articles as facts. His world view could have been seriously f'ed with.

|12.8.06 @ 4:09PM|#

In other news, re-reading what I wrote above, I see my pidgin English lessons are really pay off.

|12.8.06 @ 4:38PM|#

Thank You for Smoking was probably the most unbearably preachy garbage I've ever seen on film. I had to turn it off.
You found it to be preachy? Because I thought it took the pussy route and didn't really pick a side. If you where to give me a test on what the filmmaker's believed, I would prolly fail the thing.

|12.8.06 @ 5:08PM|#

You found it to be preachy? Because I thought it took the pussy route and didn't really pick a side. If you where to give me a test on what the filmmaker's believed, I would prolly fail the thing.


Me too, me too. It started out fine, but in the end I was like WTF was that, did he have a change of heart or ???????????

|12.8.06 @ 5:15PM|#

I think that they where just trying to make both sides happy so they could come off as contreversal without pissing anyone off.

RSDavis|12.8.06 @ 5:28PM|#

I liked it.

- R

|12.8.06 @ 5:47PM|#

Yeah I couldn't tell exactly what the message of the movie was either. While it really pissed me off, I loved Aaron Eckhart's character. And why is John Stossel's picture the 3rd one listed in the photo gallery on the imdb page for the film?
And what exactly was the film's message about actors smoking on screen? By not letting Eckhart's character smoke I couldn't tell if he was a smoker or not. Re-enforcing the idea that characters who are smokers should smoke.

john|12.13.06 @ 1:22AM|#

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