Why Is Mort Zuckerman Wearing a Band-Aid on His Forehead Right Now on Fox News Channel?

Nick Gillespie | December 7, 2006

There's nothing more to this post than that titular question. As I type, the speech-impeded publisher of the New York Daily News and one-time paramour of Gloria Steinem, is yapping about foreign policy while sporting a massive Band-Aid on his voluminous forehead.

Maybe he reread these old but still nasty comments by Slate's Jack Shafer? Could that have prompted spontaneous bleeding?

Comments

|12.7.06 @ 10:56AM|#

He's obviously jacking Nelly's style to be down with all the homies.

|12.7.06 @ 10:57AM|#

*jocking :P

|12.7.06 @ 11:05AM|#

"It's gettin hot in heah. So take off all yr clothes"

*shudders*

|12.7.06 @ 1:10PM|#

It's a tribute to a great newsman.

|12.7.06 @ 2:05PM|#

The first rule of New York Daily News Fight Club is: don't talk about New York Daily News Fight Club

|12.7.06 @ 2:26PM|#

Why are you watching the Fox News Channel?

|12.7.06 @ 3:38PM|#

Matt:

Maybe he's paying tribute to another great journalist.

http://www.newhumanist.com/Geraldo.jpg