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Veteran of a Thousand Warcraft Wars
South Park's latest block of 7 episodes kicked off
last night with "Make Warcraft Not War," a parable about the
dangers of online gaming that could have delighted Brent Bozell as
much as it delighted any normal human being. The boys are idly
playing "World of Warcraft" when they encounter a hopeless nerd's
character, a maxed-out warrior who keeps killing lower-ranked
players at random. Cartman convinces the rest of the boys to
re-enter the game and hide out in a forest killing boars to raise
their levels and take on the nerd. They eventually do it, with some
help from the game's creators, and in the process become obese,
acne-plagued, no-life gamers.
The "everything in moderation" message rang pretty clear, as did the "hardcore gamers are losers" message. (I assume some hardcore gamers have killed Trey Parker and Matt Stone's characters a few times. Just spitballin'.) But good satire can offend anyone, and the episode has inspired a thread on Ain't It Cool News unironically slamming the episode for... its innacurate use of "Warcraft" designs.
Randy, and Butters couldn't be in the Arathi Highlands at their level and expect to fight anything. It's like a mid-thirties leveled area. And furthermore, they'd have to run there, so they couldn't log back in, in that area, UNLESS they had a Warlock to summon them....
...
Boars don't group like that, and you won't find that many in the same area anyways. And after a certain level, they will eventually give you ZERO experience points. So they couldn't level up killing Goldshire boars....
...
YOU CANNOT GIVE SOMEONE A CLOAK YOU'VE ALREADY EQUIPPED ON YOURSELF!!!
...
You cannot give away items that have already been equipped. So Randy could not have gave away the sword! TOTAL BULLSHIT!
Back in 2004, Kevin Park opined about the politics of video games.
|10.5.06 @ 10:02AM|#
Suxx0r N00bs!
No really, I thought that episode was pretty damned funny and I am
a occasional gamer myself.
I expect to see more gaming/tv animation hybrids (I think the term
is machinima, correct?). The results are pretty good and once the
graphics engine has been created it is pretty easy to be creative
with it. The in-game bits look like they may have been done with
the actual Blizzard engine.
The History channel has had a long-time relationship with the
gaming community. I remember there was a "Famous Battles" series
that used the Rome:Total War engine to good effect.
|10.5.06 @ 10:03AM|#
Holy cow. Talk about missing the point.
Of course, if somebody spoofed LotR (the books, not the lame-o
movies) (yes, I'm that much of a dork) and missed some
insignificant details, I'd probably have the same reaction.
For my part, while watching the episode I wasn't even sure that
World of Warcraft was a real game, much less that the details of
said game were accurate.
Ron Hardin|10.5.06 @ 10:09AM|#
Computer games are already themselves parodies.
Flight simulators excepted. There you can engage your childhood
desire to fly without freezing your kidneys and having to land to
pee, and get a good meal whenever you want just by hitting pause
and walking to the kitchen.
The inability to reach the pole owing to the conflict of spherical
and cartesian coordinates is an interesting effect as well. No
Admiral Byrd historical flights in flight simulators until they
raise the level of math education in the public schools.
|10.5.06 @ 10:10AM|#
remember, someone making fun of what others obsess over:
hilarious
someone making fun of what you yourself obsess over: NOT FUNNY AT
ALL!
|10.5.06 @ 10:13AM|#
Brian 24,
I can't link to it from my work, but I believe the YouTube hit "The
Internet IS for Porn" was done within the World Of Warcraft. MAybe
someone else could provide a link.
|10.5.06 @ 10:16AM|#
Holy cow. Talk about missing the point.
All of the posts slamming the "innacurate use of "Warcraft"
designs" were made by a single poster, and I believe he was being
ironic.
|10.5.06 @ 10:20AM|#
That thread is priceless. There's nothing better than scorned
geeks lashing out.
'BUT AQUAMAN? SHE DOES NOT HAVE GILLS?!?'
Thread Jack - I just got sent a trailier for some film called
'Jesus Camp' in North Dakota. Looks fucking awesome. All these
little kids getting brainwashed by Jesus Nuts.
Warren|10.5.06 @ 10:45AM|#
OUCH!
That stings. Not because I'm a gamer, because gaming is after my
time. In my day, home systems sucked hard. The only games worth
playing cost a quarter per play. I tossed a semester's tuition down
Tempest my freshman year. I could never get a feel for the modern
home-game controllers, so I'm twenty years removed from the gaming
world.
And that's why this hits a nerve. It is so clear to me that the
people who posted those comments are total losers. It's clear
because I'm on the outside looking in. However, I completely relate
to the tone. That is exactly the sort of attitude I take when one
of my sacred cows is being gored.
The most difficult part of middle age is coming to grips with the
fact that my high school peers were right. Back then I was so
delusional I actually believed Star Trek and Dungeons & Dragons
made me cool. Now I realize how uncool I am. I am older, wiser, and
more sophisticated, but I'm still a dork - a middle-aged
dork.
Man, those losers are pathetic. I need a drink, think I'll crack
one of my home-brews.
|10.5.06 @ 10:57AM|#
Actually, most of the hard core WOW players took the episode in the proper light; the humorless reaction cited is not typical.
|10.5.06 @ 11:03AM|#
The only games worth playing cost a quarter per play. I
tossed a semester's tuition down Tempest my freshman year.
No offence Warren, but I think you might actaully have been a
bigger loser.
WOW and all the other online games are by all accounts, vast,
horribly immersive and addictive games. Tempest just plain
downright sucked ass.
Now Smash TV...there was a game to waist your education
on.
|10.5.06 @ 11:08AM|#
What Larry said.
At the school where I teach I asked my morning class if anybody saw
the SP episode last night and the response was over 90% 'yes'. I
didn't have to ask how many play the game, I see them in our
cafeteria playing on their laptops at all hours of the day. They
were still laughing about the episode ten minutes ago...apparently
its available on google video today.
For myself, I prefer eq. But I'm not an addict, I can quit any
time....
|10.5.06 @ 11:13AM|#
Bravo to Blizzard for creating a business that entertains several million people (and work for "gold farmers in LDCs.")
fyodor|10.5.06 @ 11:16AM|#
Warren, if it makes you feel any better (or at least younger), I
never made it past arcade Tank.
I guess I thought being an "ELP Freak" made me cool (or at least
smarter than the Led Zeppelin freaks), but I'm long past my
necessary stage of reassessment over that. I imagine you'll get
past yours too, maybe with a few more drinks! :-)
|10.5.06 @ 11:18AM|#
I think they deliberately played fast and loose with the rules in WoW to get a rise out of the people who take the game so seriously. For crying out loud, the South Park folks worked hand in hand with Blizzard for ages on this; don't you think the actual game bigwigs, who would had to have seen and had to approve the script, would have mentioned something otherwise?
Warren|10.5.06 @ 11:20AM|#
Tempest just plain downright sucked ass.
Not the way I played it. It was a Zen thing. I got into a zone
where I could compute the vectors of literally 5,000 objects in
real time.
I think it was the 360-degree flywheel control that did it for me.
Mastering the feel of an analog control is what was missing from
games that came after.
|10.5.06 @ 11:30AM|#
Mark VIII,
I loved that game. It used the Robotron twin controllers, so it
probably wouldn't port well to a PC. Dang it.
"Big Money! Big Prizes! I love it!"
Warren,
I liked Tempest. I even still play it occasionally on my computer
(I bought an Atari CD with that and several other of the old games
on it).
|10.5.06 @ 11:35AM|#
I forgot about Tempest, I'm going to have to find that ROM. Re: track ball games, Centipede ruled too, best color schemes EVER.
|10.5.06 @ 11:43AM|#
"I guess I thought being an "ELP Freak" made me cool "
You worried you were wrong when "Works" came out, but you were sure
after buying "Love Beach."
|10.5.06 @ 11:55AM|#
If any of you guys want to relive old arcade games then look no
futher than:
www.emuasylum.com
Download MAME and select any Rom you want - I'm currently
re-engaging my R-Type skills.
By the way, as I typed the above, my penis shrank 74%.
|10.5.06 @ 11:59AM|#
Re: Smash TV... It's available for about $5 through the XBox
360's Live Arcade service. Works great with the dual-stick 360
controller.
It hasn't aged well, I'm afraid.
fyodor|10.5.06 @ 12:12PM|#
You worried you were wrong when "Works" came out, but you
were sure after buying "Love Beach."
LOL! "Works" did give me ruminations as I recall, but I think I was
thankfully long gone by that hilariously dreadfullest of career
killers known as "Love Beach"!!!
|10.5.06 @ 12:16PM|#
That show last night was AWESOME! The music, the characters, the
nerdy middle aged dude flicking a dorito off his shirt, the adults
acting like the flash drive was Anduril from LotR.
And a big warrior shouting "Timmy!"
|10.5.06 @ 12:27PM|#
I am furious about this episode -- it caused our guild to wipe in MC becuase people were eatching TV instead of tanking healing and banishing
|10.5.06 @ 12:48PM|#
The in-game bits look like they may have been done with the
actual Blizzard engine. -- mk at October 5, 2006 10:02
AM
They probably were. There was a "Blizzard" section listed in the
credits to the episode, so I figure they were in on it.
I'm still in the target age and general interest groups for those
things, but MMORPGs just have zero appeal to me. Some of my friends
play them, but I just don't see the point. Maybe it's the monthly
fee...
mjs
|10.5.06 @ 12:58PM|#
MJS:
These FPS-RPG hybrids really interest me, and I was into Oblivion
for awhile. However, I stop short of the Massive Multiplayer
versions, for one simple reason: I have a life. With the offline
versions, it's easy to just turn it off and forget about it when
you have better shit to do. With these online versions, well, it's
not so simple. Maybe I just fear my own lack of discipline, but
I've resisted attempts, mostly from my brother who lives on the
other end of the continent, to join his WoW fun. Though, I guess,
it could be really fun to "hang out" in VR with my bro who I rarely
get to see. But I just can't bring myself to do it.
ed|10.5.06 @ 1:16PM|#
I turned over Jungle King twice en route to a final
score of 248,000 on my first quarter.
Beat that, geeks.
|10.5.06 @ 2:51PM|#
I could make Pitfall Harry do three jumps in a row over the
alligators without even slowing down.
Boo-yah!
|10.5.06 @ 3:03PM|#
Fyodor
Welcome back my friend to the show that never ends...reconnect with
your ELP homies here
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we�ll ride�; �I�m gonna love you like nobody loved you, Climb on my
rocket and we�ll fly�; �We loved so hard we shook the stars
above.�
Hee hee...
;~)
Thomas Paine's Goiter|10.5.06 @ 4:18PM|#
Centipede ruled too, best color schemes EVER.
Right on. My dad and I can still bond to a couple of quarters in a
centipede machine.
|10.5.06 @ 5:16PM|#
PL,
Yup. You could tell the Activision brand was more high-tech,
because the game cartridges had that funny shape.
Remember when you discovered that Harry could turn around and run
through the landscape starting at the end? Wow!
|10.5.06 @ 5:27PM|#
Riiiiiiggghhtt! There were a few Easter Eggs in Pitfall, I seem to recall. I half discovered the one in Adventure, which I was so proud of (this is pre-Internet, after all). Ah, Adventure. A square, some ducks, and an arrow that's supposed to be a sword.
|10.5.06 @ 5:43PM|#
Eh. My beef was the show didn't have much meat to it other than
the "hey, it's Warcraft!" schtick. And if you're going to hang the
episode on the shock of recognition like that, you should put in
more effort to make it actually sound and feel right. Everything in
that episode was right-ish but definitely off in some direction,
which is almost worse - they sounded like someone wrote the episode
based on a detailed second-hand account of what the game's like.
About the only thing dead on was Cartman's "pwned!" cry as he
finished off the griefer.
Honestly, this reminds me of nothing so much as William Gibson's
episodes of The X-Files, which sounded like a good idea, but when
they aired turned out to *actually be William Gibson stories*,
which is to say, they were fantasies based on a limited
understanding of 1980s-era computer networks, which felt kinda
ridiculous by the time they aired to an audience who actually had
personal experience with how the internet worked.
Level 60 Troll Priest|10.5.06 @ 5:59PM|#
Total noobs. I would wtfbbqpwn everybody on South Park.
L2Warcraft!
Seriously, though, the incorrect details bothered me (Alliance
ganking Alliance, killing low-level mobs for XP) but it was still
funny, since they were probably making fun of people who would care
about the incorrect details as well.
|10.5.06 @ 6:57PM|#
Bozell doesn't really have a problem with ultra-violent online gaming, as long as the titties being blown up aren't naked...
Paul|10.5.06 @ 7:11PM|#
I think it's a way of outing people. If you're one to complain,
then there's no need to explain...
I would never let on so easily.
But I do have to ask...WTF is up with Alliance in WSG. I mean, for
chrissakes, a little offense goes a long way. And hello! Ganking
the guy in the cloth armor gets you nothing except one lousy HK,
how about keeping your eyes on the damned prize! And since when is
'controlling the midfield' a strategy? That's not a strategy, it's
a recipe for l0s3rs!
Oh and one last thing, in AB, the BS is the most important
node. Yes, you can win without it, but it's rare, and it
assumes the hordies suxx0r!
Show a level 60 night elf rogue some love!
Paul|10.5.06 @ 7:13PM|#
No game will ever hold a place in my heart like
M.U.L.E.
Cha-ching! No shit. I totally forgot about that one, Chris S. Man,
those were the days, my Commodore 64, late nights, pizza delivery.
I loved M.U.L.E.
|10.5.06 @ 7:32PM|#
I played EQ, EQ2 and SWG for about 4 years. The games are
extremely entertaining and addictive. Anyone who's reminiscing
about Centipede or M.U.L.E. really has no idea. Those games were
fun, but limited.
Actually, I never really had a problem with the Uber players. They
are usually kids with way too much time on there hands. The people
I always wanted to kill (and I'm not alone) were the game
developers who constantly changed the rules of the game. It was
like some Home Association types gone wild. It was frustrating to
spend weeks and months building up something only to have the devs
render it useless without warning.
As for the guy going off on South Park, some people do take it too
seriously.
|10.5.06 @ 10:05PM|#
"My beef was the show didn't have much meat to it other than the
"hey, it's Warcraft!" schtick."
Oh, come on! That one "Timmeh!" was worth the price of
admission.
|10.6.06 @ 10:05AM|#
Oh, come on! That one "Timmeh!" was worth the price of
admission.
A half hour loop of "Timmeh!" would, imo, be one of the best
episodes ever. I am easily amused that way.
|10.6.06 @ 8:34PM|#
I can't link to it from my work, but I believe the YouTube
hit "The Internet IS for Porn" was done within the World Of
Warcraft. MAybe someone else could provide a link.
I just want to state for posterity that "The Internet is for Porn"
was part of the Broadway musical "Avenue Q," a hilarious take on
Sesame Street.
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