Nick Gillespie | September 26, 2006
Mel Gibson is priming the publicity pump for his upcoming
flick, Apocalypto, which is pulling rough-cut rave reviews from
various folks. ""The precursors to a civilization that's going
under are always the same, time and time again," Gibson said,
linking his 15-century period piece to the present day. "I don't
mean to be a doomsday guy, but the Mayan calendar does end in 2012,
boys and girls." And the Gallipoli star had this to say about the
current troubles in Iraq: "What's human sacrifice if not sending
guys off to Iraq for no reason?" More here.
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You know, I think he'd become relatively sane again if he'd shave the beard. Look crazy, act crazy.
God, he does look crazy in that picture. This dovetails nicely into his anti-Semetism. If the Jews are the source of evil in the world, then it makes sense that Iraq was wrong because those evil 5th collumn neocon Jews got us into this war to serve Israel's purposes. It is just same crap different verse.
I'm starting to think that Mel is actually going crazy. Slowly but inexorably loosing touch with reality. Genuine bug-nutty.
Thoreeau is that Huissain or maybe Charlie Manson? It could
be either.
Has anybody verified that they aren't some cloning experiment gone
horribly awry?
"What's human sacrifice if not sending guys off to Iraq for no
reason?"
Mel's turned into Ayn Rand? (This was her precise critique of the
Vietnam War.)
the Mayan calendar does end in 2012
Nope. The Mayan calendar recycles. But thanks for playing, Mel!
At first I thought that was a picture of Saddam
Hussein.
I had the same thought. But then I remembered that Saddam had never
shown such a crazed, wild-eyed look before.
Btw, Gibson isn't alone among action stars-turned-directors filming
epics about doomed civilizations. Believe it or not, Vin Diesel's
currently at work on a
At first I thought that was a picture of Saddam
Hussein.
I had the same thought. But then I remembered that Saddam had never
shown such a crazed, wild-eyed look before.
Btw, Gibson isn't alone among action stars-turned-directors filming
epics about doomed civilizations. Believe it or not, Vin Diesel's
currently at work on a movie about Hannibal.
And like Gibson, he plans on having the dialogue done in the
original languages of his characters.
from a marketing perspective, mel's barking up the wrong tree, being critical of the iraq war and bush. the red states were what made the passion of the christ such a big hit. this new film doesn't have as big a hook to general audiences as that one did so even if that drunk anti-semitic insident this summer hadn't happened i don't think it would do as well. on the other hand if that's what he believes more power to him for not being part of the simple red state/blue state crap. i love people who aren't only one thing but this probably won't help if he wants people to back him now at his most vunerable and also go see his movie he probably needs to appeal to a big base cause the anti-war left in general i think doesn't like him.
You guys will enjoy the following. Apologies if this has already
done the rounds in America. It's some rather amusing baseball
commentary concerning mel and jewish ball players:
http://alanlaz.blogspot.com/2006/08/we-got-2-jews.html
Vin Diesel gets a free pass for any craziness since he got Dame Judi Dench to play D&D on the set of Chronicles of Riddick.
I'm starting to think that Mel is actually going crazy.
Slowly but inexorably loosing touch with reality. Genuine
bug-nutty.
Life imitates Southpark.
I watched as much as I could stand of Kill Bill II (which was not bloody much) the other night; I am beginning to think that all those people who say Hollywood is nothing more than a gigantic insane asylum, and that everybody in the entertainment biz is totally detached from reality, are correct. In retrospect, KBII reminds me of another notorious Hollywood ego-masturbation piece, Going South.
Apparently Mel hasn't heard it just turned 5767. As the saying goes, "Shofar, sho good."
You've got to hand it to him mind, that is a sweet beard. It takes OUTRAGEOUS facial hair skills to grow a bad-boy like that.
You've got to hand it to him mind, that is a sweet beard. It takes OUTRAGEOUS facial hair skills to grow a bad-boy like that.
The ZZ Top/Mullah Omar look doesn't work on anyone.
I'm kind of liking the guy the more detached from reality he gets.
Plus, he pisses everyone off. Hollyweird liberal types, fundies,
Bush cultists (same thing).
"What's human sacrifice if not sending guys off to Iraq for no
reason?"
Putting "Lethal Weapon IV" on you Netflix queue?
"The Mayan calendar recycles."
I hear the next one has pictures from "Love Is..."
Look at that photo!
...He should do a film on Rasputin and play the role himself. ...in
Russian and French.
Gosh, I hope Apocalypto doesn't suck.
Eric II,
That's very interesting about the Hannibal movie.
One of the ideas I've been disappointed not to see anyone pay
attention to is the parallel between the Carthaginians invasion of
Italy, and 9/11. Particularly the role that invasion played in
Rome's transformation from a Republic to an Empire.
I like Vin because he plays D&D. I liked Chronicles of
Riddick because it was pretty much like some kind of fantasy
nerd's dream movie, although Vin is a rather large and muscular
fantasy nerd, so that makes him even cooler.
Mel Gibson does seem to be a total nutter. I saw the baba wawa
interview with him, and he totally came across as loopy.
joe, that's be a stretch. Rome and Carthage were both major
powers, and the invasion of Italy only happened because Carthage
had already lost a war to the Romans. Hannibal defeated Roman
armies left and right a number of times and tried to get the
supposedly oppressed "allies" to join him, with limited success
(they'd "join" if he were actually in striking distance of their
city, then they'd go back to quietly supporting Rome). That seems
very different in character to what we're facing with al
Qaeda.
Also, I think the empirification of Rome happened much later. Not
that I don't think the wars with Carthage didn't plant some seeds
of later empire, they probably did. But it was more than 100 years
before all the real crap hit the fan, with Marius, then Sulla, then
Caesar et al. The biggest problem was the wealth Rome sucked out of
the conquered or otherwise acquired provinces, and the increasing
loyalty the legions had to their generals. That, combined with the
resulting attack upon and breakdown of the checks and balances of
the Roman constitution ushered in the Principate, in my
opinion.
There almost certainly is an object lesson between Rome's expansion
and eventual turn from a republic (not that it was one in the
modern sense, I hasten to add) to an empire and the current and
near-term situations in the U.S. . .I just think the Punic Wars are
a bad example. To me, they're more akin to the Cold War, with more
killing.
Hannibal, Napolean, Lee, Rommel--history's favorite losing
generals.
"Hannibal, Napolean, Lee, Rommel--history's favorite losing
generals"
Yeah Scorpio Afrancanus, Wellington, Grant and Montgomery never get
a break despite winnig wars for their country. When it comes to
generals history loves a looser.
Pro, I think the the vastness of the empire as much as anything did
in the Republic. It is one thing to have a Republic in those days
when you were a city or a small nation, but to rule most of the
known world with a Republic back then was pretty much impossible.
It was either keept he Republic or loose the empire.
John! I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. The appropriate American
response to "Rommel" is, of course, Patton. In fact, that's also
the appropriate British response :)
One thing about all of my "loser" generals--they all had
interesting ideas and lives aside from their military prowess, and
they all won over and over again for extended periods of time. And
if you look at the careers of Hannibal and Napolean, either
could've stopped at the height of his success and changed world
history dramatically. But hubris and até work for non-Greeks, too
:)
Pro,
History is always in love with the "might have been". All of those
guys were close but not quite at complete victory. As much as I
like to dis on the Brits, fair is fair, Mongomery beat the hell out
of Rommel before the U.S. showed up in Africa and Rommel killed
himself before the battle of Normandy was over.
Pro Libertate,
My point was not to compare the War on Terror to the Punic Wars,
but to compare the effect of the Punic War on Rome's political
culture to the effect of the War on Terror (and its awful
beginning) on our own political culture.
"Also, I think the empirification of Rome happened much later. Not
that I don't think the wars with Carthage didn't plant some seeds
of later empire, they probably did."
Societies change faster these days. Also, I find it entirely
plausible that the changes we've seen since 9/11 could be looked
back on merely as "seeds" for much bigger changes that happen
later. Setting the table, as it were.
And I don't think you can so easily dismiss the trauma of Canae
(sp?) on the Roman psyche, and the desire to fight them in Tunisia
so we don't have to fight them in Turino, as motivators for the
"defenseive aggression" that characterized Rome's expansion.
John, "It was either keept he Republic or loose the empire." That's
what I fear.
joe, fair enough. I was objecting more to the immediate analogy,
less to the general point. There's no doubt that a country that was
partially modeled on the Roman Republic should pay close attention
to any factors that led to the fall of that Republic. . .and to the
rise of the Empire.
To be honest, what I've been most concerned about is the
possibility that later on, we might decide to actually keep the
territory that we conquer. Another 9/11 could lead us to take that
next step. Whatever mess we've got in Iraq, I don't think we've
moved up to the level of making an American province out of it. But
I can't say that such a result isn't possible there or elsewhere in
our future. If carried too far, the preemptive war doctrine
currently in vogue could lead to an empire of sorts. And we might
face the same fate domestically that Rome did if we go that
direction. The one big problem with expansion is the power it can
place in the hands of the military and in provincial
governments.
Joe,
I guess we need to give Texas back the Mexicans then. Other than
Guam and Puerto Rico, please list all of America's imperial
holdings. Or is that some sort of closely held secret up at
Haliburton.
John,
Please list all of Rome's imperial holdings five years after the
battle of Canae.
So far, John, we're up to Afghanistan and Iraq.
But to answer you both, the conquest and occupation of foreign
territories is just the half of the problem. The United States has
certainly gone over seas, fought wars, and come home before. What's
I'm concerned about is the development of an imperialist political
culture here at home, complete with an imperial Commander in Chief,
the treatment of political opposition as treason, the
militarization of our culture, and the acceptance of wartime
emergency powers as the normal state of affairs.
Rome didn't set out to conquer the world in the early days. It had
one enemy after another that it had to defeat for its own defense,
and then stayed on after victory to prevent the enemy from
regaining its foothold. This brought them into contact with new
enemies, on their new, expanded borders. Et cetera.
The characterization of empire as being an enterpirse necessarily
driven by greed for plunder, land, and subjects is mostly Marxist
claptrap; most empire-building is about establishing
ever-more-distance defenses, and pre-empting the other guys'
imperialist designs.
joe,
Obviously, as someone who calls himself, "Pro Libertate", I share
your concerns about anything that would lead to an authoritarian
government and a loss of our liberties. I don't think we're heading
that direction at full speed, but it's not a possibility that I can
completely discount, either. Honestly, maybe the problems with the
occupation have been a good thing in this regard. The conquest of
Iraq was pretty easy and painless for us. If the occupation had
been a cakewalk, too, I'd be worried that such adventures would be
embarked upon more in the future. As it is, we're learning the
lesson again that sticking around without an amazingly compelling
reason isn't a good idea.
Of course, it's not only our foreign interventions that are
dangerous. We have plenty of domestic issues that could result in a
far more authoritarian society, too. The War on Drugs is one
example.
America will, inevitably, fall. The question is how and when. I
hope it's a long time from now, of course. My gut feeling is that
we're much less likely to become militarily expansionistic as long
as we're an economic superpower. If we start to really lose our
economic advantages, however, maybe we'll use our military might to
regain our preeminence.
"The characterization of empire as being an enterpirse
necessarily driven by greed for plunder, land, and subjects is
mostly Marxist claptrap; most empire-building is about establishing
ever-more-distance defenses, and pre-empting the other guys'
imperialist designs." - joe
joe? Is that really you?!? Wow, you sound like me! No wonder your
wife gives you so much guff for the military history books lying
around.
"America will, inevitably, fall. The question is how and when." -
PL
Not necessarily. You never know what the future holds. It could be
an eternity of peace an prosperity. Granted, I wouldn't take the
odds on that bet, but I also think the odds are better now than
ever before in human history.
"My gut feeling is that we're much less likely to become militarily
expansionistic as long as we're an economic superpower. If we start
to really lose our economic advantages, however, maybe we'll use
our military might to regain our preeminence." - PL
I think you may be right about this. It's a sensible position and
one that seems to be supported by history in general. However, in
the U.S., both the Great Depression and the repression during '70s
are counter-examples.
"You know, I think he'd become relatively sane again if he'd
shave the beard. Look crazy, act crazy."
Poor people are crazy, Jack! I'm just eccentric!
Joe unless you are a real moonbat, the last thing the U.S.
wanted to do before 9-11 was invade Afghanistan. Jesus Joe a
country harbors and supports terrorists and launches an attack that
kills 3000 Americans, refuses to turn the terrorists over and the
U.S. invades after Security Council approval and the U.S. is an
empire for doing so? Is there anything the U.S. can do to defend
itself without you calling it an empire? I guess it is our duty to
die at the hands of jihadists lest we loose our precious Republic.
Further, in both Iraq and Afghanistan we turned over sovereignty to
the locals as soon as possible. If the U.S. were an imperial power,
there would still be a CPA in Iraq. There is not. In fact, the
closest thing to an imperial presence the U.S. has created in the
last few years is the virtual protectorate we run over Kosovo and
that was done by Clinton. You don't seem too concerned about that
and rightfully so. I have little doubt that if Kosovo had been done
by a Republican President you would be screaming empire and if
Afghanistan and Iraq had been done by Al Gore you would be a okay
with the entire situation.
There are lots of reasonable objections to the Iraq war and few if
any to Afghanistan, but the idea that one of them is that the U.S.
in danger of becoming an empire is just loony. When you claim this
stuff be careful not to get flees from you fellow traveler, Pat
Buchanan who repeats your same lunatic fears in "Republic not an
Empire." You concerns about empire have more to do with your
paranoia over Republicans than reality.
"If we start to really lose our economic advantages, however,
maybe we'll use our military might to regain our
preeminence."
Pro, that is right out of the 19th Century. If military might got
you economic power, the Soviet Union would have been a success.
Economic success may finance the military, but the military is not
going to get you economic success.
Well, John, I might argue that we were a sufficient counterpoise
to any Soviet action, but that wasn't my point. What I meant is
that we might seek to extend our power more through military means,
if the economic option were no longer working.
As noted above, such a result is not an inevitable consequence of
an economic downturn. However, a prolonged decline could tempt us
mightily to blow something up if we lacked other options.
John,
I don't think you've understood a word I've written.
I supported the Afghan war; it's what we needed to do. Of course
the U.S. didn't want to invade and occupy Afghanistan before 9/11.
That's the point I've been making this whole time - it was an
example of "defensive agression." Our motive was to eliminate a
threat to us, not to plunder Afghanistan - just as the Romans
destroyed Carthage not to gain its fields (which the sowed with
salt), but to prevent that hostile power from ever again attacking
their homeland. But that way lies danger, the same danger that
republican Rome fell into. I'm not saying we need to ignore the
need to protect ourselves; I'm not even saying that we should rule
out wars on foreign soil. But we need to be aware of the dangers
that even necessary wars (and "wars") can pose to us, and take
those dangers into account as we decide how to do "the
necessary."
So you can put away your anti-"No War for Oil" talking points, and
try to understand the point I'm making.
"Further, in both Iraq and Afghanistan we turned over sovereignty
to the locals as soon as possible." Many empires have installed and
maintained friendly governments after their conquest; that's really
not evidence that we are not behaving as an empire. You don't seem
to understand the difference between "empire" and "colonial power,"
and I suggest you learn it, quick.
Just as with the arguments about torture and military commissions,
we need to find ways to defend ourselves and defeat our enemies
that are in conformance with our values, and with our system of
government, or we risk turning into something that we don't want to
become.
As you say, the Kosovo War could be an example of nascent
imperialism, and I'm glad that the way it was done has helped to
stave that off. The mission was authorized and defined in concert
with our allies and the U.N. took over responsibility for the
administration of the province. Close coordination with, and
respect for, international institutions could be one way that we
avoid getting sucked into an imperialist situation.
Asserting that we can't be an empire because our motivation is to
protect ourselves is like saying that chemotherapy can't harm you
because it is being prescribed to fight cancer. Rome was defending
itself against a nation that invaded its homeland and slaughtered
many thousands of its people, including dozens of its top
government officials, when it invaded Tunisia, wiped out Carthage,
and asserted its dominance over its territory. Nonetheless, waging
that war is often viewed as the first step towards the Roman
Empire, and the death of its Republic.
Now, if you wanted to argue that our wars of aggressive defense
aren't like Rome's in the century after Canae, I'm all ears. If
there is some certain something to distinguish them that I'm not
aware of, I'd love to hear about it.
But don't come back with some lame-ass assertion that our inherent
wonderfulness is so pervuasive that it will magically prevent
anything we do from going bad.
joe, in the Third Mesopotamian War, the United States won't salt
Baghdad, I'm pretty sure :) In all seriousness, I think the one
thing history does give us are warning signs about whether we're
getting too big for our britches. We're showing some of
that--inevitably, I think, given our position in the world--but
we're not showing too much. Maybe things will get worse. Maybe the
next president will be the first Martin Sheen president and be
batshit insane. Who knows? My greatest fear for this
country is a 9/11+ occurring. The inertia from the first attack is
not what it was, and another invasion is unlikely.
Speaking of Mesopotamia, that's a great name. Yeah, it's Greek, but
that makes it even cooler. The United States of Mesopotamia? The
Union of Mesopotamian States that Don't Like Each Other for Ethnic
and Religious Reasons (doesn't spell anything--I'm leaving work and
don't have time). I'd rebuild the Ishtar Gate and Babylon, too.
Ok, joe, really... What the hell? Just yesterday you were
practically howling at the moon and now you've gone all "voice of
sanity" here. When did you give thoreau permission to start posting
as you?
Good analysis of the Roman Empire, differences between colonial
powers and empires, etc.
I really like this bit: "Asserting that we can't be an empire
because our motivation is to protect ourselves is like saying that
chemotherapy can't harm you because it is being prescribed to fight
cancer. Rome was defending itself against a nation that invaded its
homeland and slaughtered many thousands of its people, including
dozens of its top government officials, when it invaded Tunisia,
wiped out Carthage, and asserted its dominance over its territory.
Nonetheless, waging that war is often viewed as the first step
towards the Roman Empire, and the death of its Republic."
It's a good analogy backed up with facts and takes a "general
consensus" view of the history. I think the prof would give you an
"A".
But here's the funky thing - it just doesn't sound like you. You
don't sound like the guy I went round and round about the French
surrender during WW2.
Don't get me wrong - I'm glad to see this version surface. But it
IS a bit weird...
Now, if you wanted to argue that our wars of aggressive
defense aren't like Rome's in the century after Canae, I'm all
ears.
Rome was aggressively expanding well before Cannae. It was the
first Punic war, in which Rome took control of Siciliy (and later
Sardinia and Corsica) with its valuable salt trade that brought
about Hannibal's invasion in the first place.
APL,
Care to compare our position in the world today to, say,
1913?
Who do you think had the larger regional presence: Rome in the
Mediterranean the year before the First Punic War, or America in
the Middle East the year before the Shah was toppled?
One distinction is that the U.S. isn't a colonial empire, it's more about influence. If there is a sign that the U.S. has empire like symptoms, it's the bases we keep in over 100 other countries.
I believe that Mel Gibson's new film "Apocalypto" is intended to
bring attention to the Mayan end date of December 21 2012 and what
may be in store for us in the not to distant future.
I found it interesting to read on the web site www.december212012.com
that Mel Gibson has shown and interest in maybe purchasing their
domain name to
help educate the world on coming world events.
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