And Yul Brenner as the Iraq War Veteran Robot

David Weigel | August 8, 2006

You know what the Army needs? A 125-acre amusement park. But what are the odds of that happening? Oh...

Army officials say they are considering allowing a private developer to build a 125-acre entertainment, hotel and conference center complex next to a national Army museum at Fort Belvoir that could draw more than 1 million people a year to traffic-choked southern Fairfax County [Virginia].
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The Army is considering the entertainment venue to help offset the cost of the $300 million museum, which a spokesman said is scheduled to open in 2013. No federal funds are being sought for the museum, but Fairfax has donated $240,000.

Ah, well. It's probably a better use of money than the Ahmed Chalabi retirement fund Iraq war.