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Tim Cavanaugh | July 17, 2006

He's got more nukes than Saddam, he kills more people than Hizbollah, he imprisons more citizens than Ahmadinejad, and yet Kim Jong Il can't even get arrested on the world stage. Kerry Howley says life is unfair for the little dictator who couldn't.

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|7.17.06 @ 7:32AM|#

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

|7.17.06 @ 10:30AM|#

and yet Kim Jong Il can't even get arrested on the world stage.

Or get more than two responses on H&R.

|7.17.06 @ 10:52AM|#

Take dat Hans Brix!

|7.17.06 @ 10:53AM|#

My favorite part of that movie was, strangery enough, the part where the cats posed as giant panthers. I don't know why, I just found it hirarious.

Larry A|7.17.06 @ 11:24AM|#

<cynic>Unfortunately for Kim Jong Il there's no oil in North Korea.</cynic>

|7.17.06 @ 11:27AM|#

"Fear not Shebas, we are not your enemy."

That cracked me up, too. And the catfish.

|7.17.06 @ 11:46AM|#

Goddamnit, how many times do I have to tehr you? You don't use the WMDs untihr you see the signahr! I have worked ten years on this pran! It is a very precise, and a compricated pran! I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up! Now take the weapons where I tord you and wait for the *goddamn* signahr this time! Goodbye!