Nick Gillespie | May 20, 2006
On May 19, I blogged a report that Iran was requiring Jews, Zoroastrians, and Christians to wear color-coded ID badges akin to the yellow stars the Nazis forced on Jews.
Turns out the story is not true. Jim Henley at Unqualified Offerings has a great roundup of relevant links.
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Thanks for correcting yourself.
So Iranian dissidents made up a story to rally Western opposition
against Iran? Sounds like something right out of 'Curveball's'
playbook.
"Mother Superior jumped the gu-uh-un."
-- John Lennon
Maybe Armanijihad hired an Iranian Karl Rove.
Hey, I just blogged Cathy
Young (and Wendy McElroy) !! And a couple of other goodies.
Maybe, given what we know about our government's ambitions, we
should very carefully and very skeptically check all stories about
Iran before accepting them at face value. I would hate to think we
learned absolutely nothing from the Iraq WMD fiasco.
Maybe, having asked a few tough questions about the truth of the
story and finding it bogus, we could ask a few tough questions
about where it came from and how it got propagated through the
global press?
Honour to those who have refrained their comments showing broad
view and Sorry for those who have made a Complete ASS of
themselves, like President Bush, President Howard, and PM Harper,
who lost no time in blasting Iran on this Fabricated LIE.
Bush dictatorship's prominent use of Adolph Hitler's "great lie
theory" - the political tactic where a leader fabricates "great
lies" then "eternally" repeats them until a significant portion of
the population comes to accept them as truth.
The Bush dictatorship and Zionist Regime also discovered a residual
benefit of the "great lie theory": People are often so myopic or so
embarrassed by their gullibility that, even after the "great lies"
are exposed, they would rather reward the LIAR than acknowledge the
Lie!!!
A lie blindly and uncritically spread by bloggers who wanted to
believe it?
Who would have thunk it?
I'm pretty sure this is how World War III will start.
Sorry for those who have made a Complete ASS of themselves,
like President Bush, President Howard, and PM Harper, who lost no
time in blasting Iran on this Fabricated LIE.
Citation, please? I did, however, find a
post on something called ProgressiveU.org condemning this. In
any case, WarOnLiar, you aimed, you shot, and you missed your
target. There are very few Bush supporters here, and this free
thinker finds your comments to be more like the drivel spewed in
the comment section of Democratic Underground or DailyKos, which is
a place you may find very friendly.
I do have to admit that your usage of all caps on the words "ass"
and "lie" almost convinced me, but seraching Google News on "bush +
'yellow stars'" and "bush + 'colored badges' + iran" yields little
to back up your claim.
Sounds like it was a neocon lie to build momentum for the US to spend lives and money attacking Iran on behalf of the Israeli government.
Rick Barton,
Sounds like it was a neocon lie to build momentum for the US to
spend lives and money attacking Iran on behalf of the Israeli
government.
Can you fit the Da Vinci Code story in there as well?
Can you fit the Da Vinci Code story in there as
well?
I don't know about "The Da Vinci Code" but existence of Israel does
appeal to the "Left Behind"
crowd.
Can you fit the Da Vinci Code story in there as well?
Yes, cause it's just crazy talk to claim that
* neocons exist
* they tend to advocate some kind of war against Iran
* Amir "Benador Associates" Taheri is one of those guys (in
addition to being up to his eyeballs in the SAVAK-era Iranian power
structure)
* the original articles appeared in a neocon-leaning paper
* the Taheri article was easily shown to be false and contained way
way too much detail for it to have been an innocent mistake (three
pages?)
If that's not on the same level of fantasia as the Albigensian
Heresy, what is?
Lost Verses of the Koran
Surah 115: The Pig
Bismillah:
The hurried flight of the Hegira had led the Muslims to a fertile
oasis, where they were at last safe from their many enemies in
Mecca.
Pausing, each thanked Allah the moon-god for their good
fortune.
Assembling at a long table, they enjoyed rare delicacies brought by
bare-breasted sirens whose faces were veiled. During the feast
Muhammad sternly forbade his disciples to partake of pig flesh,
while fondling the youthful breasts of a Nubian girl named
Sheba.
Obeying the Prophet, the pilgrims partook of the succulent flesh of
jackals and vultures, washing their food down with strong
wine.
�I never dreamed I�d have to eat the loins of a jackal, let alone
the bitter entrails of a cursed vulture,� observed a hungry pilgrim
named Ahmed to a fellow Muslim, choking on the unpalatable
morsels.
�Neither did I, but the Holy Prophet has ordered it,� grumbled
another starving follower, almost heaving as he consumed greasy
vulture flesh.
�A rancid pork chop would taste a hell of a lot better than this
crap does,� retorted Ahmed.
�It�s an acquired taste brother, you�ll get used to it,� spoke up
another, smiling with a mouthful of rotten teeth.
�I don�t think so,� said Ahmed, forcing down a burned jackal
testicle.
An uncaring Muhammad, famished, greedily wolfed down roasted jackal
in enjoyment, quaffing from an earthenware wine carafe on occasion,
while choosing which of the sirens that would soon endure his
favors.
The meal finished in the late afternoon, a drunken, lustful
Muhammad initiated a sex orgy with the sirens, the debauched Holy
Prophet, Allah speaking through him, declaring all earlier
betrothals or marriages of the women he knew null and void.
The Muslims celebrated their good fortune, again thanking Allah for
the bounty they had been blessed to receive.
Later, as Muhammad sat half-naked under a palm tree, masturbating
to the thought of molesting little girls, Ahmed chanced by and
remarked, "Oh great prophet, why does Allah say that we cannot dine
on delicious porcine flesh?"
"Why?" asked Muhammad, closing his filthy, tattered, moth-eaten
robe, "Because Allah's younger retarded cyclops brother is a pig,
and Allah doesn't want us killing his holy kinfolk."
"Allah is a pig?" asked Ahmed, staring at Muhammad.
"Of course," replied the deranged Prophet, hallucinating thanks to
ingesting strong hashish minutes earlier.
"That's ridiculous, why in hell do we worship pigs?" asked Ahmed,
thinking his flight from Mecca may have been the result of heeding
the words of a false prophet, possessed of a capricious desert
demon who delighted in seeing them consume the flesh of
vermin.
"Because they're better than we are," answered a smiling Muhammad,
now fantasizing about raping little boys, "Look at me, I'm little
more than a lecherous child molester, thief and murderer!"
"True, but pigs can't even talk!" exclaimed Ahmed, digging a heel
into the sand.
"Allah can, he speaks to me in my dreams," retorted the wildly
hallucinating Muhammad, barely able to focus on Ahmed, seeing him
in double vision.
"You're a madman," declared a disgusted Ahmed, "I'm heading back to
join the infidels in Mecca!"
"Who cares?" retorted Muhammad, slurring his words and breaking
into riotous laughter.
Prophet Muhammad, opening his robe and again reaching for his
flaccid sex organ, was too occupied with masturbating his building
erection to reply further, while Ahmed disappeared behind a sand
dune.
"What a stupid, perverted, licentious bastard," spat Ahmed, walking
off, "Muhammad is crazier than a shithouse rat!"
Surah 116: The Pervert
Bismillah:
And it came to pass that Muhammad was growing ever hornier and more
depraved: In a dream it was revealed by Allah that he was to molest
a young girl named Ayesha.
Drunk on strong wine, the Prophet looked to a follower named Khalil
and announced, �Allah has said I am to have sex on this day with a
child; the virgin daughter of my brother in law Abu.�
�What?� asked a frowning Khalil, holding a wine bottle, taken back
by the remark and turning to Muhammad.
�I am to know Abu�s daughter Ayesha,� declared Muhammad, a finger
in the air, becoming visibly aroused at the thought having sex with
her.
�She is but a little girl who plays with dolls; her womb does not
yet weep, are you insane?� asked Khalil, knowing in his heart that
the Prophet was little more than a pervert, thief, liar and
murderer.
�Probably, but it is the will of Allah�, Muhammad said to himself,
staggering off to the hovel of Ayesha.
�What a twisted devil the Prophet is � the will of Allah my ass,
he�s just an evil, depraved monster who lusts after the flesh,�
Khalil mumbled, putting the bottle to his parched lips.
An oblivious and uncaring Muhammad blundered down the street,
weaving as he went, arriving at the hovel shortly thereafter.
Knocking on the door, Ayesha�s mother Umm appeared.
�What do you want Prophet?� she asked, staring at the debauched
Muhammad, clad in a filthy tan robe covered in dust and wine
stains, a lone flea crawling upon his moustache near his
nostrils.
�Bismillah, I am here to take your daughter Ayesha in bed,� the
Prophet answered, slurring his words.
�You licentious beast!� exclaimed the girl�s mother, �She is only
six years old, if it is indeed the will of Allah, take me instead
to satisfy your wanton depravity!�
�Taking you is not the will of Allah,� retorted Muhammad, the scent
of wine heavy on his foul breath, �You are a wrinkled and faded
flower without comeliness; be gone with your favors; I could never
get a hard on at the likes of you.�
Enraged by her rebuff, Muhammad smote her upon the face with a
backhand.
�That�s what one gets for disobeying the will of Allah,� declared
Muhammad, his words punctuated by a loud belch, �Take me to Ayesha,
that I may know her on this day!�
Obeying, Umm reluctantly led Muhammad to the room of Ayesha,
opening the door.
�This perverted Prophet here wants to screw you,� announced Umm
with a frown, Muhammad ogling the virgin child in double
vision.
�But you knew my cousin Abdullah, younger brother of Ahmed not an
hour ago,� replied a shocked Ayesha, dropping her doll, revolted by
the sight of the filthy, lascivious pedophile Muhammad.
�Be that as it may, Allah has said I will also know you,� said
Muhammad with an expectant smile, the gleam of lust in his
eyes.
�Why me?� asked Ayesha, looking to the Prophet with
trepidation.
�Because Allah has said it and I am horny, let us lay down, that I
may know you,� ordered Muhammad as he removed his robe, Ayesha�s
mother shaking her head in helpless disgust and closing the
door.
Surah 117: The Murderer
Bismillah:
Muhammad and his followers enjoyed many days away from Mecca at the
oasis, home of his oafish brother in law, Abu Bakr, who was also
Muslim.
Dining on roast jackal, vultures and snakes, their strength was
renewed by the bounty Allah the moon-god provided: plentiful food
for their bellies and plentiful sirens for their carnal
pleasure.
Khalil was upset that the Prophet was an evil lecherous pedophile
who had known a little girl, so he went to the home of Ayesha to
speak with her father, Abu the oaf.
He made his way to the hovel, and knocked on the door.
Ayesha�s mother opened the door, frowning as she beheld another of
Prophet Muhammad�s followers.
�Is life not bad enough, what are you here for, to rape my
daughter, me, or one of my sons?� she inquired with disdain.
�Indeed not woman, I must speak with your husband, not you,� said
Khalil, who as a good Muslim, looked down upon women as little more
than objects of pleasure, or dogs to be beaten into
submission.
�My husband Abu is very drunk,� she related, lowering her gaze in
respect.
Khalil entering the hovel, the oaf Abu appeared from a side room
holding a wine bottle, and slurred, �What do want here, follower of
the Prophet?�
�I must speak with you regarding your little daughter Ayesha,�
answered Khalil.
�What about her?� asked Abu, blinking his eyes and trying to focus
on the man.
�The Prophet came unto her in her room a fortnight ago; do you not
know?� asked Khalil.
�He has come unto her many times since, she is his wife,� replied
the unconcerned oaf.
�His wife you say - you permitted it?� asked Khalil, stunned by the
revelation.
�Of course; he has come unto one of my nephews too, Muhammad is a
pederast, it is the will of Allah,� declared a shrugging Abu.
�He�s raping our child you drunken bastard!� exclaimed a tearful
Umm, looking to Khalil.
Abu smote her across the face, admonishing, �Take care woman, speak
not ill of Prophet Muhammad, it is the will of Allah. The Prophet
first knew Ayesha in a dream, when Gabriel showed her to him,
uncovering her body for him to see.�
�That�s really sick, she�s only six years old,� observed
Khalil.
�Better for the great Prophet to know her than one of the
infidels,� declared a smiling Abu.
�Prophet my ass, Muhammad is a depraved monster possessed of a
demon; how could permit such a thing, you are her father!�
exclaimed Khalil in utter disgust.
�Yes I am, and the Prophet says I will know her too,� confessed
Abu, contemplating the odd thought of having sex with his own
daughter.
Umm burst into tears and sobbed, throwing herself to the floor upon
hearing Abu�s repugnant words.
A fearful Khalil fled the hovel, not knowing what to think;
realizing Muhammad and his brother in law Abu were wicked
licentious perverts and vicious rapers of children, possessed of
capricious and malevolent demons.
Later, Abu spoke with the Prophet while they entered a brothel
together. He told him of the strange encounter with Khalil.
Khalil�s an idiot, he takes Islam much too seriously,� replied
Muhammad, looking to his oafish brother in law.
�It is a bad omen Prophet, Khalil woefully disdains your marriage
to Ayesha, and disdains that I am to know her too,� declared Abu,
even he feeling deep down that such a liaison was distasteful, but
knowing it was the unalterable will of Allah, the moon god.
�It is the will of Allah for you to know your daughter, did not Lot
of Sodom know his daughters in the cave?� asked a slurring
Muhammad, quite drunk, leaning against a wall to steady
himself.
�Yes Prophet, he did,� answered Abu with firm resolve.
�Indeed, it was and is Allah�s will,� replied Muhammad, picking a
flea from his beard and crushing it between his fingernails, �As
for our problem, I will have a dream tonight, and Allah will order
me to kill Khalil.�
�He will?� asked Abu, putting a hand to his chin in confusion, �But
I thought the Perfect, Most Merciful Pig Allah never revealed his
intentions until you had a dream.�
�No matter oaf, he is making his will known to me by making me
drink strong wine on this day,� said a quickly lying Muhammad,
holding up a bottle.
�Don�t you drink strong wine everyday?� asked Abu.
�Not as strong as this stuff,� replied the Prophet with a broad
smile, �It has hashish oil in it; let us partake of a pair of this
brothel�s women and enjoy wine together.�
As Muhammad and Abu descended into more revelry and debauchery, a
troubled Khalil approached another of the Prophet�s followers, the
one with rotten teeth. Telling him of his woes, he awaited the
reply.
�Who cares what he does, have vulture and some wine,� said the man,
tearing a leg from a roasted, maggot-ridden carcass and offering it
to Khalil.
�You don�t care that Muhammad is a deranged pervert who has sex
with little children?� asked Khalil, taking the leg.
�Hell no, I�m only here for the food, I was starving in the alleys
of Mecca before I met Muhammad,� replied the rotten toothed man,
grabbing more vulture flesh and a wine bottle.
�Oh,� answered a defeated Khalil, taking a bite from the leg and
reaching for wine.
Late evening came, with Khalil and the other followers drunk and
passed out in their tent.
Muhammad and Abu awoke at the brothel after midnight, rested and
refreshed.
�What are we to do about Khalil?� asked Abu as they left via a side
door, avoiding an encounter with the brothel�s madam, to whom they
owed money.
�Leave that to me oaf,� answered the Prophet, holding up a hand,
�In my dream Allah told me how to deal with him.�
Muhammad headed down the street and stealthily entered the tent of
his followers, intent on taking Khalil�s life. Abu Bakr followed
him through the entrance, looking about for possible
witnesses.
Holding an oiled leather garrote, the smiling Prophet mercilessly
strangled the sleeping Khalil, knowing in his heart that it was the
will of Allah.
The helpless follower struggled defiantly as a determined Muhammad
gritted his teeth and pulled the garrote tighter, crushing Khalil�s
windpipe, the Prophet letting out foul gas from his posterior due
to the exertion. The struggling ceased; he and Abu then quietly
removed the body from the tent and carried it into the
desert.
�That takes care of that problem,� declared a satisfied Muhammad as
he pocketed the garrote, he and Abu making their way to his hovel
so he could know his young wife Ayesha again.
�When will I know her Prophet?� inquired Abu in the lamplit hovel,
looking to his daughter�s room.
�Very soon, Allah has said it, go know your wife Umm for now, oaf,�
suggested Muhammad with a smile, opening the door to Ayesha�s
room.
Surah 118: The Liar
Bismillah:
Time passed, and a strengthened Muhammad and his followers left the
fertile oasis. The Prophet was joined by his young wife Ayesha and
her father, oaf Abu, who left the remainder of his family stranded
at the oasis, his wife Umm dying of grief shortly afterward.
Not one of the party dared question the vanishing of Khalil, some
fearing that they too would vanish, perhaps due to Allah�s will or
worse.
Muhammad told his followers that Khalil was an evil infidel, and
had fled because he had coveted Ayesha, the child looking to her
husband the Prophet, she and her father knowing he was not telling
the truth.
�That is not true my father, Khalil only came to tell you of the
Prophet knowing me,� Ayesha whispered, she and Abu standing only a
few cubits from Muhammad.
�Take care in what you utter among others child, some things are
better kept to oneself,� answered Abu quietly, not half the oaf the
Prophet thought he was.
The rotten toothed man was listening intently; he had watched from
the shadows while a smiling Muhammad strangled Khalil, but wisely
kept this knowledge to himself, vowing to flee the group at the
earliest opportunity.
Abu Bakr, fulfilling the will of Allah, came unto his daughter
Ayesha over several evenings in a tent at the beckoning of the Holy
Prophet, oddly finding her favors more satisfying than those of his
wife.
Feeling strange from the experience of knowing his own daughter, a
troubled Abu sought wise Muhammad�s advice.
�It was the will of Allah,� declared the debauched Muhammad, drunk
on strong wine, �Allah has also revealed it is you which will sire
her firstborn in her twelfth year; her incestuous bastard child
Fatimah.�
�I will?� asked Abu, incredulous that he would be siring a child by
his own daughter.
�Yes,� replied the Prophet, removing his filthy robe, �But first I
must satisfy my carnal urges, by indulging in her favors
myself.�
Prophet Muhammad entered the tent and came unto the young Ayesha,
who complained that she was sore from knowing her father three
times in one day.
Striking her across the face, Muhammad admonished, �Keep your mouth
shut wife and be thankful to Allah that only I and your father are
knowing you.�
�Yes Holy Prophet,� Ayesha replied, closing her eyes and wincing in
pain as Muhammad again knew her.
Arriving in Medina the following week, the Muslims found friends in
this city, delighting in drunken revelry and the favors of veiled,
tempting harlots with dark eyes.
A lecherous Muhammad, Ayesha and his brother in law Abu took up
residence at a fine brothel, the Prophet and the oaf sampling the
offerings over many weeks, finding that Medina had the finest of
all harlots in the land.
Many residents of Medina found that Islam was a faith that appealed
to them, Allah�s unalterable will moving the people, they
abandoning their staid ways, joining with Prophet Muhammad in
idleness, licentious revelry and drunkenness.
Abu later visited the Prophet in his tent, informing him of
dreadful news that Medina was host to a band of Jews.
�Jews you say, the people of the book,� answered Muhammad, �They
are bitter enemies of Allah and Islam; we will not suffer such
people to live in our midst.�
�But there are 40 score or more of them in the city Prophet, do the
warriors of Allah have the numbers to defeat them?� asked
Abu.
�Of course oaf,� declared the evil Muhammad, �We shall wait until
the dark of night, prowling by stealth, and then cut their throats
as they slumber; Allah has willed it.�
Listening in the shadows, the rotten toothed man determined it was
time for him to flee. Regardless of the free food, he wanted no
part of a group of vicious, skulking cowards who would slaughter
people as they slept.
Allah�s will was fulfilled on the next night, 40 score Jews meeting
their end at the hands of the deranged, murderous pedophile
Muhammad and his obedient Muslims.
Surah 119: The Thief
Bismillah:
A fortnight passed, with many of the remaining people of Medina
embracing Islam, and others fleeing for their lives, with the
exception of a wealthy merchant named Sabri and his family.
Sabri vexed the followers with his words that Prophet Muhammad was
little more than a drunken liar, murderer, and wanton sexual
pervert; a wicked, lascivious monster and pedophile who kept the
company of prostitutes, drunks and the slothful.
In another dream, the Holy Prophet learned that the vexing merchant
had to be silenced, and that he had been chosen by Allah to murder
him.
Telling Abu of his dream, he and Abu plotted the murder of Sabri
the merchant. After enjoying strong wine together, they headed to
his home on a dark late evening, let in by a lovely servant
girl.
Muhammad and the oaf Abu observed the opulence of his residence;
Sabri dressed in a fine silk robe with a silk turban, seven rings
of gold and silver on his fingers.
His wife and the lovely servant girl brought food and a carafe of
wine for her husband, they disdainfully looking upon the filthy,
debauched Prophet and his henchman Abu.
�Why will you not submit to Islam, it is the will of Allah,�
declared the evil Muhammad, looking to Sabri, looking for the
chance to end his life.
�The will of Allah my ass, you Muhammad are a murderous debauched
lecher and raper of children. Your loathsome followers feed on the
rancid flesh of vermin instead of fine pork roasts, and defile all
that they touch,� declared a disgusted Sabri, noting that the
Prophet was drunk, dressed in a filthy tattered robe, with his
unkempt hair and long beard matted with dirt.
�I consume the flesh of vermin too, Great Allah is a Holy, Merciful
Pig, it is not halal to dine on the sacred flesh of his younger
brothers,� said Muhammad with a finger in the air, Abu nodding in
agreement.
�No, it is you who are a pig, you deranged cretin possessed of a
vile demon,� retorted Sabri, looking upon the Prophet with hatred
in his eyes.
�Those who do not submit to the will of Allah will suffer dire
consequences,� threatened Abu, looking about for anyone who would
dare stop them. Observing only two women in the house, he smiled,
knowing that the will of Allah was about to be fulfilled.
Sabri paused, staring at the Prophet and Abu in contempt, hoping he
could in some way persuade them to leave the city, noting that
business had fallen off to practically nothing since the arrival of
the Muslims.
�Look, if I give you money, will you and yours flee Medina and
never return?� asked Sabri with folded hands, hoping he could
encourage them to leave with a payment of fine gold.
�I can�t leave,� declared a smiling Muhammad, �I am serving Great
Allah, the Most Merciful Pig.�
Sabri, confused for a moment, replied, �But I thought Allah was the
moon goddess of Mecca.�
�Whatever,� retorted a shrugging, uncaring Muhammad while picking
his nose, he knowing that Allah didn�t exist anyway.
�You are destroying Medina with your vile harlotry and wicked
ways!� exclaimed Sabri.
The Prophet laughed, and replied, �Indeed not, Allah is guiding my
hand in this and all my actions, providing me and my followers with
what we desire: food, fine drink and the company of willing sirens,
like your lovely servant girl back there.�
�My servant girl is betrothed to a good man in Mecca, you will not
speak ill of her, nor will you covet her favors,� declared Sabri,
noting Muhammad leering through an open door, ogling the girl and
his wife.
�I will do as I wish,� retorted the evil Muhammad with another
laugh, reaching into his tattered, filthy robe and producing the
garrote, �I covet the favors of your servant girl, and will take
her to my bed for a concubine on this night. Those such as you will
not stop the will of Allah or his Messenger.�
Abu rose while the Prophet was speaking and smote Sabri upon the
face with a closed fist, knocking the silk turban from his head.
Muhammad descended upon him like a viper, pulling the garrote
tightly around his throat, strangling him in his chair while his
wife and servant girl screamed.
�Be silent women, it is the will of Allah!� Muhammad yelled through
gritted teeth as he took the life of Sabri. Oaf Abu moved into the
room and beat them into submission while a struggling Sabri kicked
the wine carafe from the table, it shattering on the floor.
Sabri�s life vanquished, Prophet Muhammad exhaled loudly and let
the lifeless body tumble to the floor.
The trembling women remained silent as Abu returned to the Prophet
with them.
�Where is your money?� asked a greedy Abu of Sabri�s wife.
�A box of gold and silver is in our bedroom,� answered his tearful
wife, almost fainting from Abu�s foul breath.
�I�ll get it,� volunteered a smiling Muhammad, pulling the garrote
from the body, �Get the rings from his fingers oaf.�
The Prophet returned with a box of glittering coins, pleased that
Allah had provided such bounty for his followers.
�I can�t get the last ring off,� complained Abu, having pocketed
six others.
�Cut off his finger to get it, and take his robe and turban too,�
ordered Muhammad, determined not to leave one valuable item in the
house.
Abu obeyed, reaching for a knife on the table, slicing off the
finger and pulling the ring from it.
Arriving at the brothel, the Prophet celebrated his good fortune by
knowing Sabri�s wife and the servant girl, annulling the widow�s
marriage and the girl�s betrothal in the eyes of Allah.
Later that evening Abu was given Sabri�s widow for a concubine, as
he had grown weary of Ayesha�s favors, also needing an able slave
to cook and serve him.
Having to beat her before he knew her, Abu thanked Allah and
Muhammad for the welcome gift of Sabri�s wife.
Surah 120: The Hypocrite
Bismillah:
More time passed, with some of Muhammad�s followers finding the
Prophet�s actions in Medina going against everything he had
preached in Mecca, seeing him as Khalil, the rotten toothed man,
and the merchant Sabri had seen him: an evil, debauched rapist,
pedophile, liar, and murderer.
These and other apostate followers were quickly slaughtered as
infidels, fulfilling the will of Allah; a smiling Muhammad
strangling many of them as they slept.
Even Abu began to think that Muhammad�s wanton depravity may have
been going too far when he encountered him in a tent knowing
several young Jewish boys that had been taken captive.
�Prophet, some of the followers are complaining that you are
denying them participation in the bounty given us by Allah, and
that you are also practicing strange acts that Allah has forbidden
to others,� related Abu, frowning at the displeasing thought of
Muhammad knowing little boys.
�They want some of the gold, right oaf?� asked a drunken Muhammad,
dressed in Sabri�s silk robe and turban, seven rings of gold and
silver upon his greasy fingers, the fine garb growing filthier with
each passing day.
�That, and some of them would also like to have some of the girls
and boys for concubines,� answered Abu.
�They cannot have the little boys, Allah has given them to me for
my carnal pleasure,� declared the lascivious Prophet, �As for the
little girls, give them to the followers as wives, so that their
carnal desires can be sated; it is the will of Allah.�
�Others say that you don�t practice what you have preached,� added
a fidgeting Abu, hoping not to arouse Muhammad�s maniacal
wrath.
�I�m only the messenger, Allah�s revelations don�t apply to me,�
retorted Muhammad, releasing a tearful Jewish boy from his carnal
embrace.
�What about me?� asked Abu.
�They don�t apply to you either oaf; would you like a lovely little
boy for your carnal pleasure?� slurred the depraved sodomite
Muhammad, lustfully leering at another boy he had chosen next to
debauch.
�No, I find not that boys appeal to me,� answered Abu quietly,
though he was a lecherous pedophile and incestuous pervert, he had
no desire to sodomize little boys.
�Suit yourself oaf, more for me to enjoy,� answered the Prophet
with a chuckle, undressing another captive boy, returning to his
lecherous pederasty as Abu left the tent.
The city of Medina had been taken completely by the conquering
Muslims, they reveling in their murderous victory over the infidels
and Jews.
In another dream, it was revealed to Muhammad by Allah that they
were to attack and conquer the city of Mecca. They were to subdue
it and convert the inhabitants there to Islam, after which the
Prophet was to take a pagan shrine called the Kaaba and defile it
in the name of Allah.
�In Mecca there is glittering plunder, fine gold to steal, and many
women to be taken for concubines,� declared the Prophet, �Allah has
said to have faith in him and we will not fail; are you with me,
warriors for Islam?�
The devoted followers answered, shouting in unison: There is no god
but Allah the Pig, and Muhammad is his prophet!�
�We will need weapons to defeat them,� Abu observed, looking to the
Holy Prophet.
�Easily done oaf,� replied an unconcerned Muhammad, ordering
several henchmen to plunder the city of metal so weapons could be
quickly fashioned.
Bronze implements were seized from every home; plowshares were
heated and beaten into fine scimitars for the devoted
followers.
As his followers labored over hot forges, Muhammad gave a sermon,
declaring that vengeance, blood and death would rain down upon
Mecca in the name of Allah.
The work completed over several days, a feast was held by the
warriors of Islam to further strengthen them for the long journey;
the flesh of rats, snakes, vultures and jackals gracing their
tables. The hungry Prophet had a willing siren prepare his favorite
of all dishes, fat dung beetles boiled in seasoned vulture
broth.
�We should give Allah our thanks for the bounty he has provided,�
declared Muhammad, seated at the head of his table beside Abu,
crushing the hard shell of a dung beetle between his filthy brown
teeth.
All bowed their heads in prayer, thanking Allah for the food he had
provided.
�Would you like to enjoy a tasty dung beetle oaf?� asked the
Prophet, turning to his brother in law, offering one to him.
�No thanks,� replied a nauseated Abu, choking down a plateful of
greasy rat flesh.
Washing the unseemly morsels down with strong wine, Muhammad and
his followers filled their bellies with the bitter flesh of vermin
and then enjoyed the welcome favors of tempting, veiled harlots
with dark eyes.
The Muslims, their women and their captives set out for Mecca on
the following week, determined to exact Allah�s revenge on the
people who dwelt there.
�There are many able men in Mecca, much more than we have,�
observed Abu, realizing their numbers were wanting when compared to
the teeming hordes of infidels occupying Mecca.
�Allah will watch over us oaf,� replied Muhammad, a sharp scimitar
on his hip, he unsure as to what the outcome would be, but keeping
this from the others and preparing for the worst.
�There aren�t enough of us Prophet � how will we win?� asked Abu
with his arms in the air, looking at their limited numbers, no more
than 50 score of able men in the service of Allah.
�Great Allah has said it, they in Mecca will embrace Islam or die
for resisting his will,� the vengeful Prophet declared as Medina
disappeared behind them in the distance.
A thoughtful Abu wondered why Allah would wish his followers to
attack a fortified city where they were outnumbered, and also as to
why Allah would have chosen a debauched murderer and licentious
pervert for his Prophet.
�Oh well, it is the will of Allah,� agreed a sardonic Abu, much too
committed to the deranged Prophet and Islam to back out, checking
for the scimitar on his hip.
Surah 121: The Coward
Bismillah:
Returning to the oasis to gather strength before attacking Mecca,
Muhammad and his followers again feasted on the bitter flesh of
vermin and partook of the favors of eager women, the depraved
Prophet coming unto the veiled, bare breasted Nubian harlot
Sheba.
Oaf Abu learned that his wife Umm had died, Muhammad stating to him
over strong wine that it was Allah�s will.
A grieving Abu came unto his new wife, the widow of Sabri, and also
knew his daughter Ayesha, fulfilling the will of Allah the
Pig.
The Holy Prophet also lusted for Abu�s bride, demanding that he be
permitted to lay with her again.
A shrugging Abu handed her over, an angry Muhammad having to beat
the stiff-necked infidel woman once again before he knew her.
�You evil murderous beast!� she screamed in tears as Muhammad was
knowing her, �May the gods of my fathers destroy you and all you
have wrought!�
�How dare you attempt to curse me or Allah,� grunted the Prophet as
he reached orgasm, his fetid breath causing her to heave, �Take
care woman, or I will expose you as the sorceress you are, giving
you over to be stoned by my devoted followers.�
�Better to be dead than to endure your vile attentions again,�
Abu�s wife retorted as the Prophet rose from her bed.
�Bitch,� Muhammad muttered as he left Abu�s tent, adjusting his
filthy silk turban.
Leaving the oasis on the third day, the devoted Muslims resumed
their journey to Mecca, Abu still troubled about their limited
numbers and telling the Holy Prophet of his doubts.
�Don�t worry oaf, we will remain behind while the first wave of our
brothers besiege and subdue the infidels in Mecca,� Muhammad
declared in a low tone of voice, Ayesha looking up to him and
frowning.
�Do you have a problem with that wife?� asked Muhammad, strangely
controlling his compulsion to beat her for daring to disagree with
Allah�s unalterable will.
Ayesha remained silent and looked to the ground, Abu answering, �I
thought we would lead them in battle.�
�No, we are to remain behind and observe the followers take the
city, it is the will of Allah,� replied Muhammad, he filled with
doubts and preferring to watch from afar, as the strong hashish he
had eaten in Medina had worn off long ago.
Arriving outside the city walls under cover of night, the Muslims
prepared for battle in the only way they knew: skulking by stealth
and murdering defenseless people while they slept.
As a full moon rose, a vanguard of devoted followers scaled the
city walls, only to be discovered and cut down by the defenders of
Mecca.
�Attack in the name of Allah!� shouted Muhammad while retreating to
a bluff with Abu, his wives and several trusted followers, the
Meccans opening the city gates to meet the glorious warriors of
Allah in battle.
Seeing the Holy Prophet on the bluff by moonlight, this sight
strengthened the attacking Muslims.
�The battle is not going very well,� observed Abu as the moon rose
higher, watching the Muslim army being wiped out.
�Yes, Allah is displeased that our faith was not strong enough,�
replied a strangely detached Muhammad, staring from the bluff at
the carnage outside the walls of Mecca.
�That, or we didn�t have enough men, I told you,� retorted Abu,
watching several followers being hacked to death by the
defenders.
�That is possible oaf,� admitted Muhammad, Abu frowning at the
reply.
�What do you plan to do to save your followers Prophet?� asked
Ayesha.
�Nothing, it is Allah�s will,� replied Muhammad with a shrug, still
watching the battle.
Abu�s frown grew into anger as he watched a smiling Muhammad
delight in the butchery of his followers.
�You�ve lost at least 30 score since the moon rose, do you intend
to stay until we are slaughtered too?� asked Abu�s wife.
�How dare you speak to me unless spoken to!� exclaimed the Prophet,
preparing to smite her across the face.
�My good wife Fahimah makes a wise observation,� declared Abu,
using her given name for the first time, grasping Muhammad�s
forearm, preventing him from striking the widow.
Pulling away from Abu, the Prophet paused and replied, �It�s time
for us to leave oaf, we shall retreat to the oasis to pray and
fast.�
A defeated Muhammad and his trusted followers left the bluff and
headed back toward the oasis in the moonlight. Looking over his
shoulder, the Prophet feared that vengeful Meccans might pursue
them.
�Let us make haste,� declared Muhammad, fearing for his life.
Several days passed as they retreated from Mecca, the remaining
band of Muslims at last pausing for needed rest and making a camp
in the desert.
The captive Fahimah had grown to respect her new husband Abu, as he
had prevented the Holy Prophet from striking her outside the walls
of Mecca. Making him a meal of jackal flesh soup, she presented it
to him in his tent.
�Thank you woman,� Abu replied, taking an earthenware bowl and
strong wine, she nodding and leaving him to eat.
As Abu was eating, a stir rose in the camp: a lone survivor of the
battle having at last caught up to the followers. Putting down his
bowl, he left the tent to find the survivor admonishing
Muhammad.
�You coward,� he gasped, �You left us to die, have you no faith in
your visions, or are they only lies coming from your vile
mouth?�
The Prophet, drunk, answered, �I had a dream after the battle, it
was Allah�s will that we were defeated, as it was his will that you
survived. We lost because our faith in Allah was not strong
enough.�
�You lied, telling us of easy plunder and women; there weren�t
enough of us to take Mecca, 50 score died outside the gates for
nothing!� the man exclaimed.
�No matter, have dung beetles and strong wine to renew your
strength,� slurred Muhammad, picking fleas from his beard and
flinging them into a small fire at his side.
The man, much too exhausted to argue further, gratefully took a
plate of boiled dung beetles and a bottle of wine, trudging off
from the deranged Prophet in disgust.
A shocked Abu observed this from the shadows and retreated to his
tent. Such knowledge set heavy upon him, he meditating privately on
the events.
Finishing his meal, he called for his wife Fahimah, she appearing
before him.
I would hear your words wife on this matter: Muhammad preaches
Islam, yet he does not follow the words of Allah.�
�He is your Prophet, you have sworn to serve him and Allah, my
words are those of an infidel,� she answered respectfully.
�Still I would hear them, for there is wisdom in what you utter,�
Abu replied.
Fahimah, still fearful of her brutal husband, yet bound by her
personal honor to obey, told him of her thoughts on the Prophet and
his actions.
�I care not what god he worships, but this demon in man�s guise is
not a prophet of a clean desert god,� she began.
Abu looked at her as she continued, �He forces his followers to
consume the flesh of vermin, delighting in their disgust. I truly
believe him to be so perverted as to rape an infant - he has others
carry out his murderous work while he has no courage to fight
himself: you should draw a knife across your daughter Ayesha�s
throat and my own to save us from the corruption of this
man.�
Abu, oaf that he was, looked at her silently as she urged him to
destroy the demon Prophet Muhammad, her wise words much harder to
ignore than the screechings of his deceased wife Umm.
Surah 122: Muhammad the Merciless
Bismillah:
Abu Bakr, though he had listened to the wise words of his good wife
Fahimah, found the prospects of strong wine, glittering plunder and
wanton sexual pleasure outweighed her foreboding admonitions; he
advising her to remain silent with regard to the Holy Prophet. For
this request, he agreed that he would do his best to keep the
depraved Muhammad from coming unto her.
The widow bowed her head respectfully, obeying her brutal
husband.
Staying for a time to renew their strength at the oasis, Muhammad
announced over a fine evening meal that they would return to Medina
and take it in the name of Allah.
�That will be easy, considering we slaughtered everyone there who
resisted us,� slurred a drunken Abu, he, the Prophet and their
closest followers sitting at a long table. Veiled, tempting sirens
with bare breasts served the bounty Allah had provided: the flesh
of vultures, vipers, and lizards gracing the table.
�Good point oaf,� the deranged Muhammad agreed, seven rings of gold
and silver on his fingers, his mouth stuffed with roast vulture. He
swallowed, belched loudly and added, �Allah revealed to me in a
dream that Medina will be our base, and from there we shall send
brave warriors out to capture and recruit new followers.�
�More men will be needed after the debacle at Mecca,� replied Abu,
looking to their limited numbers, choking down the bitter flesh of
a fat, boiled viper with another gulp of wine.
The evil Prophet hid a smile at the sight of Abu�s nausea; watching
from the head of the table in delight as his devoted followers
dined on the flesh of vermin. �No matter about the others, they are
dead and gone, it was the will of Allah,� declared an uncaring
Muhammad, spitting a shard of fractured vulture bone to the table.
Wiping greasy hands on his filthy silk robe, he grabbed a wine
bottle and took a deep drink from it. �My belly still rumbles,
bring tasty dung beetles to sate my gnawing hunger,� he ordered to
a siren nearest him.
The lone survivor of the battle of Mecca, a swarthy Bedouin named
Hamal, sat at the table, eating from an earthenware bowl of lizard
soup, seasoned with ground peppercorns, onions and the juices of
crushed scorpions. Having considered his low standing amongst his
fellow Muslims for calling the Prophet a lying coward to his face,
he wished to make amends by making himself useful to Muhammad. In
return, he hoped the murderous Prophet would allow him to live, so
he, like his debauched leader, would have the chance to kill, rape
and plunder in the name of Pig Allah, the moon god.
Their meal finished, a lustful, drunken Muhammad initiated another
sex orgy with the sirens, the warriors of Islam delighting in the
licentious revelry: the debauched Prophet entering the tent of the
Nubian harlot Sheba, relieving his carnal urges while held in her
willing arms.
�Oh great Prophet, if it is the will of Allah, will you take me as
one of your beloved wives to Medina?� asked Sheba, looking up to
him with seductive, dark eyes as he continued to know her.
�Sure, as my young bride Ayesha often grows sore from my constant
attentions,� grunted Muhammad, reaching orgasm for a third time,
finding her the most satisfying harlot he had ever
encountered.
�She is only six, most wait until they bleed first,� replied Sheba,
the Prophet looking at her and frowning, both knowing that he was
little more than a brutal, licentious pedophile who delighted in
the rape of little girls and boys. Rising from the bed and closing
his robe, he left her tent, adjusting his filthy silk turban.
Later, when others at the oasis were asleep or passed out from
drunkenness, Muhammad, oaf Abu, and Hamal the Bedouin sat by a
small fire, discussing plans for the recruitment of new followers.
As the fire died down the Holy Prophet rose and walked into the
shadows, releasing foul, pungent gas from his posterior while Abu
and the Bedouin continued speaking.
�When will we be leaving for Medina?� asked Hamal, looking forward
to visiting a comely harlot he had met there.
�Very soon, but you will not leave with us,� answered Abu, just as
Muhammad leapt upon the hapless Bedouin with an oiled garrote.
Pulling it tight around his throat with all his strength, he
gritted his teeth and strangled the infidel to death, crushing his
windpipe.
�That is what one gets for insulting Allah�s messenger,� declared
the wicked Muhammad with a smile, allowing the corpse to drop to
the ground. He pulled the garrote from Hamal�s throat and pocketed
it in his filthy silk robe. Looking to Abu, he said, �Get over here
and help me with the body oaf.�
Abu rose, the Prophet and his henchman carrying the remains of
Hamal into the desert.
On the next day, Abu�s young nephew Abdullah appeared from his
mother�s hovel at the border of the oasis. The adolescent appeared
more of a man than a boy, his face having a short beard. Troubled,
he asked his uncle as to why he had left his aunt Umm to die of
grief, and why he had permitted the Holy Prophet to know him and
his little cousin Ayesha. Not aware of Abu�s incestuous
relationship with his daughter, he awaited the answer.
�My daughter Ayesha is his child bride, given unto him by Gabriel
on high; alas, Muhammad is also a pederast, it was the will of
Allah for him to know you,� a shrugging Abu replied, revolted at
the thought of pederasty, not looking his nephew in the eyes.
�The will of Allah? Then Allah is an evil, insidious demon
possessed of lust and caprice!� exclaimed Abdullah. �Your Prophet
is a depraved sodomite sent from the depths of hell: grasping my
crotch, he raped me after having a seizure, holding me down and
declaring it was the will of Pig Allah!�
�I don�t know what to say, my nephew,� replied Abu, looking to the
ground, knowing that Muhammad had truly hurt a beloved member of
his family by raping him.
�I do,� said an angry Abdullah, tears welling in his eyes as he
glared at his uncle, �I say be gone forever from our oasis, you,
your demonic Prophet, your vile brethren, and never call me your
nephew again!� Wiping away tears, he turned and trudged off, a
saddened Abu watching as the young man disappeared into a date
grove.
A fortnight passed; the Muslims returning to the nearly deserted
city of Medina. The faithful inhabitants celebrated at the sight of
Prophet Muhammad, joyously greeting his arrival with a spectacle of
drunken revelry and lasciviousness. To the Prophet�s pleasure, he
found the brothel was still open, the madam thankful to Allah that
the brave warriors of Islam had returned unto their midst.
After indulging in the favors of comely, dark-eyed harlots for
several days, Muhammad, his wives Ayesha and Sheba, together with
his entourage of slavewomen and little Jewish boys, moved into the
merchant Sabri�s house. Oaf Abu and wife Fahimah accompanied them,
as the residence had more than enough room.
The body of Sabri, murdered by the Holy Prophet months earlier, lay
rotting on the floor, a tearful Fahimah looking to the desiccated
remains of her loving husband.
�Lamentations over infidels is forbidden, it is the will of Allah
that such die for resisting him,� declared Muhammad, picking fat
fleas from his beard and crushing them between his fingernails.
Ordering other followers to remove the remains, they dragged the
body from the house and dumped it in the street for all to see.
Looking down, the Prophet smirked and kicked Sabri�s mummified
severed finger through the open door.
�You soulless brigand, I am an infidel, why don�t you just kill me
and put me out of my misery?� asked a defiant Fahimah, tears of
grief wetting her cheeks.
The Holy Prophet raised an arm to smite her, Abu stepping between
them. �You will not strike my good wife Fahimah, nor will you touch
her in any other fashion from this point forward; there is much
wisdom in her utterances regarding the likes of you,� warned Abu,
staring at the Prophet with anger in his eyes.
Muhammad lowered his arm. Hiding his fear, he frowned at his
muscular henchman. �Of course oaf,� he muttered, quickly turning
and leaving the house. �Bastard,� he spat in defeat, heading to the
brothel for the favors of harlots, strong wine, and hashish.
�Thank you husband, for what you have said and done for me,� said
Fahimah.
�Don�t thank me, thank your gods,� replied a confused Abu, sweat on
his brow, looking to the doorway that the madman Muhammad had
passed through.
Charged by the words of the Holy Prophet, vanguards of devoted
followers moved across the land surrounding Medina, converting
scores to Islam in the name of Allah the Pig. Along the way, the
warriors helped themselves to women, children and glittering
plunder: slaughtering, torturing, raping and robbing as caravans,
villages, towns and cities fell before them. Returning to Medina
with fresh converts, the warriors rested, joining with their fellow
Muslims in idleness, debauchery, licentious revelry and
drunkenness.
Fearful of being exposed as the coward he was, Muhammad was
determined to prove he was an able leader, chosen by Allah the moon
god. Together with trusted group of followers, he, Abu and a band
of vicious cutthroats entered a peaceful village near Medina in the
middle of the night. A guard, subdued and beaten by a pair of the
Prophet�s followers, asked Muhammad, �We have done you no harm
stranger, what do you want here?�
�We want everything,� answered a smiling Muhammad. Pulling out his
garrote, he strangled the defeated infidel to death, fulfilling the
will of Allah.
Allah the Pig smiled upon the devoted followers; over time the
Muslim army was strengthened to near invincibility, their numbers
in Medina now amounting to over 300 score.
Surah 123: The Demon
Bismillah:
Growing restless at Medina, an insane Muhammad was determined exact
his revenge upon the inhabitants of Mecca, so he could capture the
city in the name of Islam and defile the Kaaba in the name of Pig
Allah.
At his urging, followers created more weapons, seizing metal
wherever it could be found, using captured infidels as slave
laborers for the hot forges. Under the watchful eyes of brutal
Muslim slavedrivers, cooking pots, utensils, plowshares and pruning
hooks were heated and beaten into deadly scimitars for the warriors
of Islam; those who refused to serve the warriors slaughtered,
their bodies thrown into the fires of the forges.
The once peaceful Medina had been transformed from a prosperous
trading center into a filthy lair of vicious freebooters, brigands,
and evil cutthroats, hungry for plunder and blood. Allied with the
warriors of Islam were assorted perverts: depraved pedophiles,
brutal rapists, and lascivious sodomites: comprising a revolting
den of amoral, lustful, lecherous monsters who gleefully destroyed
entire towns, taking the virtue of women, girls and boys at
will.
The Muslims were led by the corrupting force, Prophet Muhammad,
chief pervert of Islam, otherwise known amongst his fellows as Abu
al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn
Hashim.
The Holy Prophet, knowing from his vivid, epileptic dreams that his
actions were the will of Allah, returned to his licentious
pederasty, knowing freshly captured Jewish boys during bouts of
drunkenness. At other times, strong wine having caused vile fits of
vomiting in the street just outside Sabri�s house, he amused
himself by eating strong hashish, molesting his young wife Ayesha
afterward.
Seeing the depravity of Muhammad, the Nubian siren Sheba felt
shunned, left out of the wanton debauchery, watching in horror at
his perverted, drunken orgies with little boys from a dark corner
of Sabri�s house.
�You�re hurting me Prophet, I bleed!� cried a very young Jewish boy
of eight as Muhammad knew him, his ample girth having ruptured the
boy�s posterior.
�Vile Jew, how dare you question the will of Allah�s messenger,�
retorted an angry Muhammad, slitting the boy�s throat to the spine
with a sharp knife. He threw the body to the tiled floor of Sabri�s
house; his filthy erection covered in blood and feces as it slipped
from the murdered victim.
Shedding painful tears while viewing the murderous sodomy, the
Nubian siren also witnessed the Prophet�s brutal fits of pedophilia
with young Ayesha.
�You ingratious bitch, how dare you cry out as I indulge in your
comely favors, my knowing you is the will of Allah!� grunted
Muhammad, slapping the child, finally achieving orgasm within
her.
�Yes Holy Prophet,� replied Ayesha in tears, having turned seven
that day, wiping blood from her lower lip.
�These terrible actions of Muhammad are not the work of Allah, nor
any other god; they are truly the evil ministrations of a vile and
sadistic demon,� Sheba said to herself, withdrawing into the
shadows.
Troubled, she approached Fahimah one evening and told her of her
woes.
�You made your bed painted harlot, lay in it,� the widow retorted
while cooking a pot of viper stew, not wanting to arouse the
Prophet�s maniacal wrath. The house had grown filthy on the orders
of Muhammad, it revealed to him in a dream that cleaning it was not
the will of Allah.
�But what of you, how did you come to be here in this hell on
Earth?� asked Sheba, surrounded by iridescent flies, filth and the
butchered bones of vermin, not knowing how the upright woman had
become part of a band of depraved brigands led by a demented, demon
possessed maniac.
�Your disgusting Prophet murdered my good husband Sabri in this
very house in which you stand. He took our money, raped me and my
maidservant, and then gave me to his brother in law Abu as his
wife.�
�As for Muhammad being my Prophet, I cannot be sure from what I
have seen him do; how can you live such a life among such after
what you�ve been through?�
�I am but a prisoner of uncivilized brutes: I cannot live such a
life, except at the whim of my gods, perhaps one day I will simply
die and be released from this dreadful fate,� said the widow, just
as Abu walked in.
�I need food and wine,� the oaf announced, the harlot withdrawing
from the room.
�Yes,� replied Fahimah, presenting him with a bottle and a warm
earthenware bowl filled with snake flesh cooked in seasoned jackal
broth.
�Viper stew � I can�t stand this shit!� exclaimed Abu, revolted at
the boiled head of a snake floating in the bowl, an eye staring at
him, surrounded by sliced onions, bits of scorpion shells, and
withered parsnips.
�We have no more jackal, vulture, or rat meat, Muhammad has eaten
it all, even to their rotting carcasses and the nauseating
entrails; that and other vermin is all your Prophet will allow us
to consume. I respectfully confess that I long for a fine pork
roast to dine upon,� said his wife.
�That�s the truth; what did the Nubian harlot want here?� asked a
resigned Abu, pulling the snakehead out and gnawing at it, pulling
an occasional scale from his mouth with a thumb. Shuddering for a
moment, he spat a tough, chewy eyeball to the floor.
�She came to complain to me about Muhammad shunning her comely
favors, while knowing little Jewish boys,� answered Fahimah. �She
also said the Prophet is knowing your young daughter too much; I
have seen it, from the way she walks, she has grown very sore from
his attentions.�
�Yes, he should come unto Ayesha only after a week or so has
passed, as do I; for it is Allah�s will for me to know my daughter.
Regarding the little boys, I fear that the Prophet�s wanton
pederasty is both strange and revolting to me,� Abu replied,
throwing the skull to the floor in utter disgust and drinking
jackal broth from the bowl.
�Revolting; a filthy bitch in the throes of heat is not as vile as
that depraved sodomite: he is an evil, lecherous, perverted freak
who lusts after the flesh of men,� his wife declared, not telling
of her revulsion to her incestuous husband knowing his daughter in
their bed on many occasions.
�They�re not men, they are infidels, according to the Prophet, such
does not matter in the eyes of Allah.�
�Flesh protrudes from their loins; as does it from the vile crotch
of Muhammad. My gods frown upon such perverse acts, condemning
those who engage in those practices to eternal damnation.�
�They do not yet spit their seed on the ground, as Onan did, they
are nothing,� replied Abu, taking a gulp from the bottle.
�That has nothing to do with what I am telling you husband,� said
the wise Fahimah, �Your Prophet knows little boys; it is wrong in
the eyes of my gods: he is little more than a queer.�
Oaf Abu stared at her for a moment, knowing in his heart that she
was correct. He returned to his meal, peeling snakeskin from a
chunk of viper, the fat carcasses of boiled maggots infesting the
meat. Looking at the maggots, a frowning Abu spat, �What the hell,
I�m hungry,� stuffing the half-rotted flesh in his mouth and
chasing it with wine.
After several weeks of preparation, the rebuilt Muslim army was
ready to attack Mecca. Hordes of bloodthirsty Saracens were armed
with sharp scimitars of brass and iron, their bellies filled and
bodies nourished with the bitter flesh of vermin.
A drunken Muhammad, standing on the upper porch of Sabri�s house,
gave a sermon, telling a crowd of devoted followers that pain,
death and destruction would be visited upon the inhabitants of
Mecca for resisting the will of Allah and his Prophet.
As Muhammad smiled in delight, the crowd shouted to the heavens in
unison: �There is no god but Allah the Pig, and Muhammad is his
Prophet!�
�He said that the last time,� Ayesha observed, Fahimah stifling a
laugh while they stood only a few cubits from the vile
Prophet.
Looking to her, Abu sighed. �Yes he did, but take care in what you
utter child, for Muhammad has a great, malevolent power not of this
world.�
�That�s because he is the Devil incarnate; may the gods of my
fathers destroy that queer murderous bastard and all he has
wrought,� retorted Fahimah.
�Do you beg for him to strike you down?� asked a frowning
Abu.
�Perhaps I do, for death is better than this existence,� she
answered bitterly, looking to the demon in man�s guise calling
itself Muhammad, while feeling the life of an innocent unborn in
her womb.
Surah 124: The Defiled
Bismillah:
Another fortnight passed, during which Muhammad and his devoted
followers delighted in the vilest of debaucheries; the drunken
Prophet leaving the bodies of several murdered Jewish boys in a
dark annex of Sabri�s house; their posteriors ruptured and throats
slit by him. The Nubian siren Sheba watched from the shadows,
shedding tears for the slaughtered children.
Oaf Abu Bakr, fulfilling the will of Allah, again came unto his
daughter Ayesha, she having recovered from the Prophet�s advances;
a lecherous Muhammad occupied with knowing the remaining Jewish
boys.
�Why is it that you know me, my father?� asked a satisfied Ayesha,
sitting up on the bed after Abu had withdrawn from her and closed
his robe.
�It is the will of Allah,� answered the oaf, looking upon her nude
body. �Cover yourself from my sight child, have you no
decency?�
�Do you not find me comely, or is the stiffness of your nether
member only for my stepmother Fahimah?� asked Ayesha coyly, smiling
and reclining before him.
�I do find you most comely, that is why you must cover yourself,�
Abu ordered, finding his incestuous lust for her troubling.
�Yes my father,� replied an obedient Ayesha, pulling a sheet over
herself.
Crossing the desert, the Muslim army left Medina and returned to
the oasis to refresh themselves and rest among the palms, the
inhabitants there vexed at the presence of the Holy Prophet. A
defiant Mecca stood to the south, Muhammad knowing that with the
help of Allah, the army of Islam would prevail over the
infidels.
Abu learned that his nephew Abdullah had committed suicide by
climbing a tall date palm and hurling himself from it, his broken
body buried in the desert by his grieving father and
brothers.
Troubled, he approached Muhammad and told him of his grief.
�Waste not time mourning over him oaf, it was the will of Allah,�
said Muhammad blithely with a wave of a hand, drunk in his tent,
dining on a bowl of boiled dung beetles smothered in thick vulture
gravy.
The Nubian harlot Sheba looked to Abu in silence, sympathy in her
eyes, recalling the Prophet�s licentious pederasty, having watched
from in the shadows as he murdered those who dared to cry out in
pain at his advances.
�That, or he couldn�t live with the idea of you having known him,�
replied a frowning Abu, staring at the floor of the tent, sadness
on his countenance.
�My knowing of him was a gift: how dare you question the will of
Allah or his messenger!� exclaimed Muhammad, finishing his meal of
dung beetles, his filthy fingers covered in cold vulture
gravy.
�I don�t question the will of Allah, what I do question is the
unrelenting stiffness of your nether member and your licentious
pederasty, knowing little boys in his sight,� retorted Abu. �Are
there not captive women in our camp that could satisfy your carnal
urges?�
�Perhaps there are, but none are as tight as the lovely orifice of
a little Jewish boy,� answered a smiling Muhammad.
�You are a hypocrite; you have repeatedly denied others of your
inclination the ability to know them, stating that such actions are
a sin in the eyes of Pig Allah,� said Abu boldly, revolted at the
thought of pederasty.
Harlot Sheba silently wiped tears from her cheeks, she mourning for
the young victims of Muhammad�s insatiable homosexual
depravity.
�Hypocrite, no, for Allah�s revelations do not apply to me, nor do
they to you,� answered the Prophet with another smile, wiping hands
on his filthy silk robe. �You, oaf, along with myself, have
sanction from Allah to do whatever we wish.�
�We do?�
�Yes,� answered Muhammad, pausing to squeeze foul matter from a
swollen boil on his forehead, �It runs the gamut, from taking women
in our beds, or lovely boys in our tents, or even to the knowing of
pretty animals, indulging in their comely favors as it suits
us.�
�The favors of beasts!� exclaimed Abu, �I always thought you were a
twisted bastard, but the likes of us knowing animals?�
�A camel can be most attractive if one drinks enough wine: just
look at their pretty eyes,� replied Muhammad, raising a bottle and
drinking deeply from it.
�Such is bestiality!� exclaimed Abu in utter revulsion.
�No oaf, it is love; for Allah is love, and his Prophet is love: I
spread Allah�s love by knowing those I desire; indulging in the
favors of comely women, lovely boys, and pretty animals.�
�You are a depraved raper of young boys and a perverted molester of
lowly beasts!� retorted Abu, looking the drunken Prophet in the
eyes.
�Be that as it may, it is the will of Allah,� answered an uncaring
Muhammad, growing visibly aroused at the thought of knowing pretty
animals, a small, malnourished female camel with light brown eyes
just outside his tent crossing his utterly deranged mind.
Pulling open his filthy robe, he reached for his erection and began
masturbating, the harlot turning away in disgust.
�Have you no respect or decency, even in the eyes of your wives and
fellows?� asked Abu, turning his head and covering his eyes.
�You needn�t look unless you desire to pleasure Allah�s Prophet,
such is the will of him should you find my organ enticing.�
�I�m not queer, your offer is revolting!� exclaimed Abu, turning
and heading from him.
�Very well, be gone with you, ugh, oaf,� grunted Muhammad, reaching
orgasm as he finished the sentence, spitting his seed upon the
ground and his filthy silk robe.
Leaving the tent, Abu chanced upon another of the Prophet�s
followers, a dull-witted, nearly toothless man with a missing eye,
known by his fellows as Sadi.
�Duh, where is the Prophet?� asked a staggering Sadi, he very
drunk.
�He�s playing with himself in his tent over a camel, do you want to
watch?� spat a disgusted Abu, pushing him out of the way.
Sadi tumbled to the ground, watching Abu trudge off into the
darkness.
Returning to his tent, a troubled Abu told Fahimah of his terse
words with Muhammad, and that the Holy Prophet was not only a
pederaster, but also a vile practitioner of bestiality, knowing
pretty animals in the sight of Allah.
�I told you he was little more than a depraved devil in man�s
guise,� she replied, �Only such could lust for the loins of a
beast. Muhammad is an evil madman desiring death for all who oppose
him; you, husband, will come to blows with him, if not only to save
your very life.�
�Do we have any food?� asked Abu, not commenting on her wise
words.
�Yes, with the help of your daughter and the Nubian harlot, I
caught and baked several rats for us this afternoon.�
�It beats viper flesh, bring some to me wife, with a full bottle,�
ordered a frowning Abu, hoping that drunkenness would ease his
contemptuous feelings for the Holy Prophet.
Surah 125: Mecca
Bismillah:
Having renewed their strength at the oasis, the vengeful warriors
of Islam marched into the desert, heading south toward Mecca,
killing any in their path that dared to resist. Along the way they
recruited more converts: augmenting by several score a revolting
cadre of amoral pirates, vicious brigands, twisted perverts,
depraved pedophiles and lascivious sodomites, all hungry for
glittering plunder, rivers of blood, and helpless victims.
Muhammad and his entourage followed, a string of captive Jewish
boys in chains, having been thoroughly sodomised, trudged along
with them, some forced to carry the Holy Prophet in an ornate
litter. Fahimah and the Nubian siren Sheba, together with
Muhammad�s child wife Ayesha, were carried in another litter behind
the Prophet.
�What are we to do about that insane monster in man�s guise?� asked
Sheba, her voice low in fear of the Prophet.
�Nothing harlot, we are but women, and haven�t the strength to
subdue such as him,� whispered Fahimah
Hey Gillespie, you should hire "screw iran" as your Islam expert. Cos I think that's what the Koran really says, and hey, why do any research?
Happy Jack wrote: "screw iran - what's your point?"
This is some bullshit that people began randomly posting all over
the Net after the "Intoonfada" broke out. They demonstrate their
moral and intellectual superiority by posting obscene parodies of
Islam, because, you know, that's such an effective debating
technique.
screw iran,
Could you flesh out your point a little bit? Maybe give us a little
more to chew on...
It is interesting that the story was first debunked by a Jewish member of the Iranian Parliament. We are led to believe that the entire country of Iran is horribly repressive in every way. Certain segments of it are, but it is interesting that Jews are elected to Parliament. Can Muslims serve in Irael's legislature? I hope so. Iran's current President is a nut case, but I am uncertain of the sanity of ours as well.
Iran may not be forcing Jews to wear yellow stars, but they are tossing Belguim babies onto bayonnetts.
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