Julian Sanchez | April 20, 2006
The U.S. Army is investigating the use of its own postal service (by subcontractors) to smuggle marijuana into Kuwait. Evidence that pot either really does make you stupid or gives you cojones of steel.
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And just to tie things together:
obligatory 4/20 marijuana post + U.S. Postal Service reference +
thread about public schools below = obligatory anniversary of
Columbine High School shoot-em-up comment section reference
I hope I did my math right.
Mail sent throught the Army postal system would never pass through Kuwaiti control.
I think there is an alcohol loophole in Islam. Only spirits
derived from grain are verboten. So honey mead is Prophet approved
intoxication.
I was just wondering if the culture that gave us the hookah might
not be all that uptight about loading it with a little Afghani
Purple Heinous.
"Evidence that pot either really does make you stupid or gives
you cojones of steel."
It definitely didn't give me cojones of steel. Alcohol did that for
me. 420 just made a paranoid f@#k.
On a completely unrelated note. I read this on msnbc.com:
"The most surprising finding, researchers said, was the accident
rate among drowsy drivers. They were at least four times more
likely to crash or narrowly escape an accident than rested
motorists, the data showed."
What the fuck is so surprising about that?
I bet you could sell the stuff for like 200$ an eighth...even
the crappy dirt weed.
lets see there is eight eighths to an ounce 250$ for an ounce and i
can smuggle in probably about 10 - 20 ounces a week......
hey where can I get a job at the US army post office in kuwait?
Yeah well, when I was in the Navy they didn't use the post office for smuggling, they used airplanes and aircraft carriers. Or so I heard.
Rumor is that a royal was involved, so perhaps they believed
they were protected. Apparently the royal was caught with drugs and
rolled over on them. Guess he didn't want to face the death penalty
like they probably will.
How dumb can you be to run drugs in a country that will kill you
for it (if you're lucky, I hear it's better than getting time).
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