Brian Doherty | February 21, 2006
Good news in these surveillance-ridden, fearful days: 2004's intelligence overhaul bill created a "Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board" to ensure citizens rights are minded in the gathering of intelligence.
Predictable punchline: The Board has never yet met.
[Link via Marginal Revolution.]
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The best way to silence an issue is to co-opt it.
Then, kill it in procedure.
Then, if anyone asks questions, appoint a partisan panel to review
the issue.
If you REALLY want to bury an issue = launch a bipartisan
investigation only allowed to look into questions people aren�t
asking.
Announce the investigation has found no evidence for what they
weren�t looking for.
"Predictable punchline: The Board has never yet
met."
Par for the course. The BATFE is required to have a review system
in place for convicted felons who wish to get their 2nd Amendment
rights back.
It's never been funded, has never met, and as a result has never
even looked at a single case.
Pretty sad, when you stop to think about how many non-violent
felonies people get convicted for.
it's the single most popular cheese in the world!
dontcha know we're at war, or something?
now where's noam.......
"Ah! We have a Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board, yes
sir."
"You do! Excellent!"
"Ah ... it's a bit runny."
"Oh, I like it runny!"
"Well ... it's very runny, actually, sir."
"No matter! Fetch hither the Conseil d'Inadvertance d'Intimitet de
Liberte Civiles -- mwah!"
"I think it's probably a bit runnier than you'll like, sir
..."
"I don't care how fucking runny it is, hand it over with all
speed."
"Awwwwwww!"
"What now?"
"The cat's eaten it!"
"Did he."
"'She,' sir."
Look here, I'm stopping this whole civil liberties nonsense right now because it's entirely too silly.
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