Might As Well Be Shooting At the Sun

Jesse Walker | February 14, 2006

Dick Cheney, the Claudine Longet of the Naval Observatory, will not face charges for blasting his buddy with birdshot last weekend. According to CNN, "The state Parks and Wildlife Department issued Cheney a warning for not possessing a required stamp on his hunting license, but the sheriff's deputies announced there was 'no alcohol or misconduct involved in the incident.'"