Jacob Sullum | January 31, 2006
...with this applause line: "The Iranian government is defying the world with its nucular ambitions, and the nations of the world must not permit the Iranian regime to gain nucular weapons." And so the debate continues: Does he do it on purpose for that common-man touch, or can't he help it? Did his advisers spend long hours drilling him, Henry Higgins-style, to no avail?
Update: Bush's subsequent reference to "clean, safe nucular energy" shows that the mispronunciation is not limited to the context of weapons. Does he also say "nucular family"?
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It's an accepted variant pronunciation. Jimmy Carter was a nucular scientist, as I recall.
Carrying on the Carter legacy. Nice. Apparently, the technical term is "metathesis," and from what I remember from my recent Word-A-Day Calendar explanation, playing the metathesis card ensures that no matter how one might do violence to any given word, it's cool.
Bah. It's wrong, and Carter was just revealing how much of an ignorant redneck he really was by saying it. He may have been a "nucular" scientist, but he was only a nuclear engineer, taking coursework for his position in the Navy. I'm sure he got a doctorate in nucular science. That's much easier, since it doesn't exist.
Most everybody I knew (in the Midwest) pronounced it "nucular" until Bush became president.
Most everybody I knew (in the Midwest) pronounced it
"nucular" until Bush became president.
Same here in the pacific north west.
It's nuke cue ler. Say nuclear and you may end up rendered to a secret prison.
Bill Clinton is a solid member of the nucular club. Howard Dean
is just a junior member - I've only heard him say it once. (This
was after he was axed a question during an interview on NPR.
Counting myself, five or six people probably heard it)
But it is absolutely maddening when someone of W's intellijunce
does it.
When I was a physics student, any student that said "nucular"
got laughed at derisively. IIRC, the only physics students that
said "nucular" were ex-military. Generally, the physics, chemistry,
and engineering students (and professors) said nuclear. This should
not be surprising, since people that can understand physical
science tend to be much more intelligent than average.
If you say "nucular," you'd better stop unless you want intelligent
and well-educated people to think you're a 'tard. :-}
BTW, I don't consider anyone ignorant of math and science well
educated. I don't give a damn if you have a doctorate in every
non-science major in existance; you're at best half-educated.
Just to be fair, if you are well educated in math and science but
lacking in knowledge of "the other subjects," you're also
half-educated at best.
Over-specialization has created a world of half-idiots.
Frickin' Eisenhower said "nucular." Get over it
already.
And Carter didn't say nucular, he said nukeeuh.
Oh god the old nucular thing. Let the snores begin.
Jacob, I know where you can get a book of Bob Hope jokes, if you're
looking for new material.
Over-specialization has created a world of
half-idiots.
I agree...with half of what you typed.
Of course, it's the subjective descriptors 'over' and 'idiots' that
are the source of all modern tribalism. It's always the other guy
whose the 'over specialized, half idiot'. Not too often does anyone
describe themselves that way. I'd probably vote for someone who
knew enough to know we all are.
For an authoritative discussion of the 'nucular' issue, you
could start with Geoff Nunberg's work, and his original article,
here
Bottom line: Bush is being cutesy, and it's unrelated to degree of
education, but rather to one's choice of how educated one wants to
appear.
My opinion: it's just another display of Bush's mighty ego. He can do no wrong. He was right on Iraq. He was right on his wacky spending sprees. He was right on the Drug Welfare Giveaway. And he's right on "nookyullr". If there's one thing I can say about this administration, it's that they never admit fault. And changing pronunciations at this point would be an admission that he was incorrect up to this point. He and all his staff know damn well that it's "nuclear"---just like we all know that my generation and my kids' generation are going to be fucked over by this drug welfare giveaway---but they'd never admit fault, ever...whether it's a major issue like Iraq, or a minor detail like word pronunciation.
<rant>
I'm more concerned with you easterners who think the name of the
state I live in is Ne-VAHH-duh. It's Ne-VA-duh. If you're going to
try to be Spanish, I would also expect you to say
Coe-low-RRAHH-doe, or Floorr-EE-da, or TAY-hahhs.
And what kind of crazy person says PETE-zer for "pizza?" I don't
see an "R" anywhere in that word.
</rant>
Yeah, it's a sign of stupidity to pronounce words differently
based on regional dialect. Whatever. Hell, according to this
theory, unless you hail from one specific dialect in Britain,
you're pronouncing it ALL wrong.
Language is malleable and it changes over time - if it weren't,
we'd all be speaking like a Chaucer poem - or worse, like we were
reading Beowulf. Get over it already.
And those who are educated in math and science are no more educated
than those who are educated in English and History. Turn your nose
up at other disciplines as both sides might like to do, it's just
more BS tribalism.
As a resident of the state of Oregon, I too have suffered the
misfortune of Easterners mispronouncing the name of our state. They
pronounce it as if it were composed of the words "or" and "gone,"
despite the fact that we Oregonians pronounce it much closer to the
word "organ" (with a bit of "uh" in the middle, making it almost
three syllables).
I figure the only fair solution to this vital national problem is
that we should all try to call places what the locals call 'em. If
the locals pronounce Nevada a certain way, that's the way it
oughtta be pronounced. Likewise, if people call their land
"Deutchland," who are we to say it's "Germany?"
Okay, I was a bit of an ass for the tone I took in my statements
above. I apologize.
Nonetheless, comparing an education in science with one in English
is ridiculous. One is based on fact, the other opinion. One creates
life-saving technologies, the other does not. I could go on
forever.
My main point was that one needs a broad education; a narrow
education is not much of one at all.
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