New at Reason

Julian Sanchez | December 29, 2005

Kerry Howley travels the globe with a scrap o' cotton that just wants to make the world a better place.

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Jimmy Kanada|12.29.05 @ 9:33AM|#

Les is so ugly that wild Hyena dogs would spit out his remains. Les Jenkins is so ugly that flys mistake him for dead cattle. He looks so boring that even buda himself would get drowsy on his blog. 84 year old men say " Oh dear! what a pitifull seeming cave man". Les is ugly. Look at his ole 4th century, over stuffed pirate of the web, introverted hog in a santa hat, retarded Alf nose having, over fed cyber headed, old retired looking beard having, BIG dumb facial expression looking, blood shot jolly pale giant looking face. Not even a truck load of Botox could help this side show freakazoid. Why does he type about stuff that some evil thinking monk would'nt think about? His literature is foolish and ignorant. Les is a big bloat back having ego suffering maniac. His dialog is from like... another galaxy or something. Les looks like a lot of rotten duck yoke mixed in a dead neanderthal's hairy body that has been taken into some science lab for new disease causes. Les Jenkins is a prude. He thinks that he is some guru or some crap. Les Jenkins you old 165 year old pale skin having over fish fed ice seal. Les could ruin a vase of flowers with just 3 looks making them slowly wither away from his ole skunk breath. He must hyptnotize himself to keep from being so aware of his ugly old man looks. Grocery store owners say over the megaphone " Attention all shoppers and cashiers please do not puke on the floors and slowly turn away from the sight we are about to experience". Les is a obdurate. His hairy goat chin full of, fungus, ticks, water bugs, snails, cock roaches, and fleas would make any grey hound puke. He is a yellow belly yak. Les Jenkins you dewlap, dewpoint face having, fake dewy eyed, dewy, diabolic, diabolical, obese, diobolically unsound, diacritically ill, mental, typist. Go back to the planet Mars you idiot/ lunitic! Yeah i said it rosy faced pig. You should be some huge parasite, parboiled, parched, dookey sprayed with white paint face having scum bucket locked in some carnival's cage. You whistle blowing, zest for evil having, witchcraft studying poppa's poop butt, freakazoid, over stuffed geek! You and all of your fans (followers) suck. Your type of people are weird cyber dipsticks. Kiss my ass you jack ass!aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahhehehheeeeehehehehehheeheheh!! That was funny!!

|12.29.05 @ 9:46AM|#

"sacrificing the interests of the tiny minority of Americans who wear clothes for the alleged protection of 600,000 textile jobs."

If the above is true, why haven't I seen more folks nekkid? (Other than in cyberspace, of course.)

Would it be interesting to compare the history of ethanol to that of t-shirts?

|12.29.05 @ 10:13AM|#

Makes we want to donate my old clothes to Salvation Army more. Had no idea what they didn't re-sell locally they sent to Africa to be sold. Though I understand many African countries engage in tariffs against these to prop up their own t-shirt industry.

Oh, and as a South Carolina resident, Strom Thurmond was one of ours. (R-SC, RIP)

|12.29.05 @ 10:54AM|#

Hmmm. Well I found Les Jenkins.
http://stupidevilbastard.com/

Still not sure what to make of the verb salad in the top post.

|12.29.05 @ 11:01AM|#

nice picture of a reason t-shirt...YOU BASTARDS!

|12.29.05 @ 12:10PM|#

Strom Thurmond was from South Carolina

|12.29.05 @ 2:12PM|#

The SA selling donated clothes was a "scandal" a few years ago until common sense prevailed: people didn't want to throw away their clothes while they still had use in them, the SA had more than they could ever possibly sell, and the Third World was all too happy to get nearly new clothes at a whopping discount. The SA used the money to fund other programs.

I secretly reimported one of those T-shirts when I came back from Africa last spring, having paid a couple of dollars to a street vendor. And I routinely got robbed in market bargaining, being a rich foreigner and all. Still got it. People are always saying things like, "Oh, everything is so cheap over there," apparently not realizing that it all comes from the same Third World factories as the things in Wal-Mart.