Matt Welch | August 8, 2005
The L.A. Times this weekend ran a very entertaining profile on 70-year-old San Francisco defense lawyer J. Tony Serra -- a man who has represented Huey Newton and the Symbionese Liberation Army's Sara Jane Olson, among others -- and who was just sentenced to 10 months in the pokey for continuing his lifelong refusal to pay federal income taxes.
Serra had hoped to avoid prison but conceded that "from another perspective, didn't I get a light sentence? I haven't paid taxes for 40 years -- my whole career!"
He pledges not to come out until he has written two novels, including a Platonic dialogue set on an island in World War II that has been "in my pen" for years.
It goes on and on like that. Whole thing here.
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I once watched him try a case, defending accused marijuana growers from Mendocino County. I was externing in federal court at the time, so it was easy to pop in and watch him. He lost badly, but hewed to the old dictum "when the facts and the law are against you, pound the table," and he's a very dramatic character.
Quite the contrary, Jeff: Too many suits, not enough hippies. Begin the cloning of J. Tony Serra!
10 months is a pretty light sentence. Especially considering all
the money he's saved in his forty years as a career lawyer. Kind of
makes me want to evade my federal taxes for life. Ten
months? I'm definately considering it now.
....Then again, I'm sure his lenient sentence has something to do
with who he knows in the legal business as well as professional
connections.
Wow! I didn't know Tony Serra was the inspiration for the guy in
True Believer.
Wow! I didn't know Richard Serra and Tony Serra were
brothers.
The institution of non-violent resistance lives on.
He pledges not to come out until he has written two
novels
That reminds me of a recent episode of "Reno 911," when the entire
sheriff's department was sent to prison.
Officer Junior: "There's an upside to being in prison. You have
time to do a lot of things that you've never had time to do on the
outside. For example, I've started my first novel.
"It's Christine, by Stephen King ..."
Reno 911 is one of my favorite shows, and Travis Junior is truly an under-rated deputy!
Deputy Travis Junior: "Getting two tickets to an execution is
like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you know Jeff
Gordon's gonna die."
From the Reno 911 us.imdb.com quotes page.
Not on the quotes page yet is this exchange I remember from a
recent episode:
JUNIOR (to cute female Peace Corps recruiter): I really admire the
things you do, like teaching little Orientals how to play
basketball.
PEACE CORPS RECRUITER: We do a lot more than that. Actually, they
like to be called "Asians." You would call something like this jade
pendant of mine "Oriental." "Oriental" refers to things.
JUNIOR: Well, I don't like to think like that. I like to think of
them as people.
Junior is great. My favorite character is probably Officer Jim
Dangle, though. The thing about this show, though, is that you have
to watch it a while and figure out the characters before it really
becomes funny.
I'm sure his lenient sentence has something to do with who
he knows in the legal business as well as professional
connections.
Maybe, but maybe it has something to do with his being 70 years old
-- you generally don't see many people that age & over being
sentenced to long terms, no matter what they may have done.
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