Kerry Howley | July 20, 2005
If you don't read the engagement announcements in The New York Observer, you're missing out. They're like Chekhov with shorter names and better endings. From today's:
Prior to staging his elaborate proposal, he Googled for the perfect words with which to ask for Ms. Spiegel's hand.
He later found out that Ms. Spiegel had also Googled in search of the perfect response.
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I think that was supposed to be:
Kerry, you have much too much time on your hands. Go clean out the
garage.
Kerry--I've got a better idea than you filling your time with cleaning the garage, allow me to take you out on a date. The garage won't buy you dinner.
The couple first met at Colgate University, where Mr. Sroka
saw Ms. Spiegel strolling across campus in expensive-looking
flip-flops. �Prada?� he asked.
�I thought he was a freak,� Ms. Spiegel said.
I happened to be taking a drink of water when I read that. Nearly
choked to death laughing.
Google needs to start a Lonely Hearts Club under the heading,
"I'm getting Lucky."
The hell with just feeling Lucky.
Google would need to provide explicit images of Lucky.
Note that Lucky is like Pat... universally fetching.
"I happened to be taking a drink of water when I read that.
Nearly choked to death laughing."
Uh.... why? Not why-did-you-nearly-choke-to-death-laughing, but
why-were-you-laughing-in-the-first-place.
I can see it coming.
Lucky Pat and mediageek will be cyberspace-humping by the end of
this thread.
Oh boy.
Let's just say that there's been a time or two in my life where I
thought I was being smooth with the ladies, when, in fact, this was
not the case.
Long story short: been there, done that. Hopefully learned a lesson
or two.
I can see it coming.
Lucky Pat and mediageek will be cyberspace-humping by the end of
this thread.
Don't you need some sort of Firewire2 enabled dongle to do that
these days?
"Crap.
I did it again."
What does Britney Spears' next album have to do with this?
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