Julian Sanchez | April 28, 2005
What's worse than Republicans trying to play hep for the kids? Dems fronting like they're filled with the holy spirit. Jesse Walker discovers the "inverted Poochie effect."
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If the Democrats could find a candidate who wasn't a charisma vacuum, they could have won the last two presidential elections. Look at how close they came with Gore, and Kerry.
David-
Whatever else might be said about the last 2 elections, you make a
damn good point. When those 2 guys get 49% or so (depending on
which recount you believe), how hard would it be for somebody with
even 5% of Clinton's charm to crack 51%?
Same old song, different instruments.
First we had "soccer moms", then it became "security moms." What's
next, "blue nose moms?"
Lousy legislation is sure to follow the pandering. The Patriot Act
assuages the fears of the "security moms." The pols will need
something to show the "blue noses" that they're doing
something.
Maybe time to invest in stake and match manufacturers.
how hard would it be for somebody with even 5% of Clinton's
charm to crack 51%?
Pretty effing hard, would be my guess, since even Bill never
managed it himself.
Clinton, policy issues aside, at least seemed like he'd be an interesting dinner guest. Whether on not it should, that stuff counts for something in elections.
Jesse - hopefully you aren't still bitter about those
mistakes...they were very minor! :)
I loved hearing my friends convincing themselves that they liked
Kerry just because they wanted to see Bush out so bad.
Rise of the Religious Left at Princeton. While it is certainly vomit-inducing to hear Hilary suddenly announce that she's "always been a praying person," Cornell West argues quite convincingly that the liberal left has an obligation to appeal to religion. And while I disagree with Professor West on political issues, I don't believe he does anything just for the sake of political expediency.
The Dems have found God and the Repubs have found
Government.
And people ask me why I don't vote.
I will now retire to my culture-war fallout shelter stocked with
booze, bud, porn and South Park DVDs.
Somebody please knock when the great awakening is over.
thoreau, not your bad. You've been folding like a metal chair
all day.
Clinton didn't crack 51% BECAUSE THERE WERE STRONG THIRD PARTY
CHALLENGERS IN BOTH OF HIS ELECTIONS.
'While it is certainly vomit-inducing to hear Hilary suddenly
announce that she's "always been a praying person,"'
When did "suddenly" start to mean "consistently with ones actions
for decades?"
Joe beat me to it, but I think it's pretty important to note
that getting 49% in a 3-way race is more impressive than getting
49% in a 2-way race.
mmm, 3-way...
I'd go so far as to say that getting 49% in a three way race is more impressive than getting 51% in a two way race.
joe,
I don't think 'suddenly' means that, but the word 'always' sure
does imply it!
The Dems have found God and the Repubs have found
Government.
Exactly. And in a battle between God and Government God always
loses (at least in this world).
I predict even more Big Government from the GOP over the years to
come.
Joe: [When did "suddenly" start to mean "consistently with ones
actions for decades?"]
It's called "coming out of the closet." Like Bill announcing that
he really did--you know--with that woman back then, but
that--you know--isn't really s*e*x.
Or the revelation during the 2K election that W had a youthful DWI
that had been expunged.
Both of those announcements seemed fairly "sudden."
What I keep noticing in the "we have to restate our message" process is complete denial that there might be lots of folks who do understand what the Democrats stand for, and don't like it.
Joe beat me to it, but I think it's pretty important to note
that getting 49% in a 3-way race is more impressive than getting
49% in a 2-way race.
That's one way of putting it. A more accurate way is "in the 1992
and 1996 races, both major-party candidates were so unimpressive
that a third-party candidate was able to win a large percentage of
the popular vote".
It isn't like God came down from Heaven and decreed "in 1992 and
1996 there shalt be 3 candidates; in 2000 and 2004 there shalt be
two". Minor-party candidates ran in every year. Clinton didn't
receive less than 50% support because Perot did well -- Perot did
well because less than 50% of the country wanted Clinton to be
President, even fewer wanted Bush to be President, and fewer still
wanted Dole. You're confusing the effect with the cause.
What I keep noticing in the "we have to restate our message"
process is complete denial that there might be lots of folks who do
understand what the Democrats stand for, and don't like
it.
Yep. Clinton won the moderate vote not mostly because he was
charismatic, but because he was -- after the health care spanking
and Hillary hiding -- moderate.
Both Gore and Kerry moved back toward the left, courting old labor
and the poor: two voting blocks whose numbers are dwindling as the
society becomes less rust-belt and more rich in general.
Clinton showed the Democrats the way. Gore and Kerry failed to
follow.
It's somewhat discouraging to see Clinton v2.0beta lean toward the
religious crowd. She should be following in Bill's footsteps and
going for the near-side moderates rather than the far-side
moralizers.
It's bad enough that we have right-wing loons using "God" as an
excuse to censor the media and control our sex lives. Is it any
better to have left-wing loons use "God" as an excuse to expand the
welfare state?
I don't think so. Jesse Jackson is as big an flim-flam man as Pat
Robertson.
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