Nick Gillespie | April 20, 2005
Via Sploid comes a story in which an Oklahoma priest enthuses thusly about the new pope:
"He's going to have a German mentality of leadership: Either get on the train or get off the track."
Whole thing here.
Maybe it's just me, but the German/train stuff seems a bit off...
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Yeah, it was Mussolini who kept the trains on schedule. They shoulda voted for a wop.
It could have been worse. How about: "Get on the train or BANG,
a bullet in your head!"
Just kidding.
"It could have been worse. How about: 'Get on the train or BANG,
a bullet in your head!'"
Or... Get on the train AND get a free shower.
Mutti, I smell peaches.
I think the good father got his wires twisted and was actually
thinking of this accident in Indonesia...
http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story.jsp?sectionid=1274&storyid=2989486
Here's to hoping the new pope doesn't tell randy priests to go take cold showers, then.
Yeah, it was Mussolini who kept the trains on
schedule
Italian train engineers still apologize when the trains
are late. I was just there 3 weeks ago, and at every other stop
they'd say "we baig'a you pah'don, thee tren eeza two meenots
a'late a." Scary. The Metro drivers in DC don't give a rats ass if
they're two HOURS late.
His grand daughter is a hot piece of ass though. I'd vote for
her.
According to Jon Stewart, the scandal with Ratzinger isn't that he was in the Hitler Youth. It's that he might have been in it for the youths.
There is something inherently wrong with a German saying "get on the train"
vat is zee problem? he iz a funny guy. what a gas.
"hi i'm the pope. my turn ons are people who use coasters. my
activities are camping. i like to concentrate"..
what what what!!!!!!!
Henry: LOL!
"Erhardt! Erhardt! Aren't yoo zee one who made a joke about my
becoming a pickle???"
[Mussolini's] granddaughter is a hot piece of ass
though.
Yes, even hotter than
Cynthia Hitler.
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