Julian Sanchez | March 15, 2005
A commenter in the thread inspired by Jacob's post below reminds me that the tune to "The Star Spangled Banner" comes from the old British drinking song "To Anacreon in Heaven." I wonder how many people who sing it today know that the song they're belting out was originally a paean to a homosexual Greek poet best renowned for his love odes to young boys? (That factoid, by the by, comes courtesy of the excellent Homosexuality and Civilization by Louis Crompton, who I interviewed for the magazine about a year back.)
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As a former student of Latin and Ancient Greek, and because I have paganistic tendencies, that just makes me love "The Star-Spangled Banner" even more.
hmm.
The Soviet national anthem was a rousing, visceral, purposive score
overlaid with shitty, totalitarian lyrics.
When Russia superceded the demise of the USSR, they kept the tune.
Some saw this as an unwillingness make a clean aesthetic break with
70 years of totalitarianism, but other folks just liked the
melody.
I think of reappropriation and reclamation as a paridgmatically
liberal act.
I have sung "To Anacreon on High" at Seahawk games and Mariner
games and only gotten a few weird looks. But don't try singing
those words at a local oval quarter mile dirt track.
"You sing that song proper like. You hear me boy?"
Score reuse as always been with us.
Martin Luther used a different drinking song for the background to
"A Mighty Fortress Is Our God."
And those who can read in original classical Greek can read for
themselves the extent to which same-sex relationships permeated the
Hellenistic times.
Today's theocrats, who only use the bible as their source of
history, probably have no such knowledge.
...do you think the National/American leagues would mind if we
brought back the ol' Bacchic Orgy, in place of the seventh-inning
stretch? It would surely draw in more Pagans and Satanists to the
games. They spend money, too...even if it is coined IN HELL.
I for one support this motion.
But as "patriotic" as baseball is, I'd give it a snowball's
chance in hell.
I'm sure there'd be a House subcommittee drummed up to stop it, if
nothing else.
smacky,
What if we modify "the Wave" so that each section's hottest ladies
were required to yank up their shirts when they stood?
What? Hey, I'm just trying to help!
I wonder how many people who sing it today know that the
song they're belting out was originally a paean to a homosexual
Greek poet best renowned for his love odes to young
boys?
Oh, good heavens!
Well, this ain't gonna do. We will have to find another tune.
Fortunately, it's pretty easy to adapt The Star Spangled
Banner to a much more catchy and easy-to-sing tune -- "Lola"
by the Kinks.
O say, can you see
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
At last evening's twilight?
Star-spangled banner!
B-A-N-R banner!
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
Over the ramparts we watched
And they were streaming so right!
Star-spangled banner!
B-A-N-R banner!
And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
I want my banner!
B-A-N-R banner!
So, does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
Over the land of the free and the home of the brave?
We'll, I'd declared independence just few years before
And now I'm fighting Brits again, right here in Baltimore!
... What? What's wrong? What?
I mean, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
I know what I am -- I'm a glad Ameri-can ...
Great, another meeting of the Julian Sanchez Nothing Better To
Do Club.
Have fun.
BTW, Julian - a more proper title would probably be "To Anacreon in Elysium" or conversely "To Anacreon in Hades".
Upon rereading the whole post, I now realize that I should be picking my nits with the author of the song lyrics, and not with Julian.
Pedantic Grecian,
The original 1800s song has the title of "To Anacreon in Heaven."
Julian was just quoting the song title.
It sickens us that Francis Scott Key stole the intellectual
property of a previous musician! Intellectual property should be
sacrosanct for all eternity! Every performance of "The Star
Spangled Banner" should result in a royalty payment to author of
"To Anacreon in Heaven".
Have YOU paid YOUR royalties today? We didn't think so. Thief.
"...do you think the National/American leagues would mind if we
brought back the ol' Bacchic Orgy, in place of the seventh-inning
stretch?"
Hell, I'd start going to more games.
While we're talking about homoerotic patriotic songs, doesn't
"Yankee Doodle Dandy" have effeminate subtext? From what I
understand, the British sang the tune to mock the revolutionaries
during battle, and the Americans took it for their own.
I'm firmly convinced that homophobes have very deep, unresolved
issues. Many of them just love to watch sweaty men grab each other
on the field, and go to the gym to watch themselves and other men
in the mirror. It's true.
Thank you, Shem.
Whoops, let me put a bit more rock-n-roll into that. I mean: "Thank
you [insert name of your town here]! We love you all! Good
night!"
One thing that people don't realize is that in the early days,
the SSB (reflecting of course its source, To Anacreon in Heaven)
was played much faster and lighter than the sometimes almost
dirge-like arrangements used today. Someone I knew once commented
in a Usenet post:
"The National Museum of American History in Washington, back in the
days when they would regularly unveil the Fort McHenry flag to the
public for a few minutes each day, would play both the 'Anacreon'
arrangement, and then the SSB arrangement that would have been
played around the time of the Civil War. Much lighter and joyful
than the 20th century's iteration, you could almost dance to
it."
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