Tim Cavanaugh | January 7, 2005
Kerry Howley checks the fuzzy math in Myanmar's casualty statistics.
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For anyone who, like me, goes looking for info in the CIA World
Factbook when a nation you don't recognize is mentioned:
Myanmar is called Burma by the US Government.
What ever happened to all their road side rhyming ads for a
shaving cream?
What happened to the shaving cream?
Obviously the name change was disasterous on sales.
Related: The 2005 Index of Economic Freedom ranks Burma second to last, behind only North Korea.
The Story of Burma is actually quite tragic and instructive. You
can find quite a few "free Burma" sites with a Google search that
will tell you the whole story.
I have been citing Burma as the example that puts the lie to
everything that Bush and Friends have been saying about why we had
to get rid of Saddam. Hussein has nothing on Ne Win and the SLORC.
If one were truly serious about mounting a crusade against evil in
the world, they would surely start with Burma, but you won't hear a
peep out of the White House, because they got no oil, and keep
their terrorism domestic.
If one were truly serious about mounting a crusade against
evil in the world, they would surely start with Burma, but you
won't hear a peep out of the White House, because they got no oil,
and keep their terrorism domestic.
I'd be willing to wager that less than 60% of the congress could
locate Burma on a map...
On an only very vaguely related note, I have to recommend to any Philly Reason-heads the city's fantastic Burmese restaurant: Rangoon. It's on the edge of Chinatown and serves some of the best asian food in the area. It's also (sadly) the only reason I know where Rangoon is -- and that Burma is now called Myanmar.
Unfortunately for the Burmese, they don't arouse any of the
fears or hopes of westerners. They don't fit any theories.
Therefore they do not exist and anything that happens to them is of
no interest to us.
They have only about .25% of the oil and 9% of the natural gas that
Iraq has. They don't count in the "blood for oil" theory.
It's a damn shame for the Burmese.
They're Buddhists, not Muslims, so they're not likely to attack us.
They don't count in the "clash of civilizations" theory.
They aren't seen as "historically oppressed". They don't count in
the "white european guilt" theory.
The rebels aren't reputable, united or chic - some are commies,
some are crazy and some are just disorganized. They don't count in
the "freedom fighter" theory.
Democratic Karen Burmese Army (DKBA)
Eastern Shan State Army (ESSA)
God's Army
Kachin Defense Army (KDA)
Kachin Independence Organization (KIO)
Karen National Defense Organization (KNDO)
Karen National Union (KNU)
Mong Tai Army (MTA)
Myanmar National Democratic Alliance Army (MNDAA)
National United Front of Arakan (NUFA)
United Wa State Army (UWSA)
Vigorous Burmese Student Warriors
Ne Win, unlike Milosevic or Hussein, keeps a low profile and is not
"de-stabilizing". He doesn't fit the "demon" theory.
It's a damn shame, but there it is.
Burmese dictators
Don't upset us
Because it's unlikely
They'll ever get us
Burma save
Burma save
Burma save
They don't plausibly have
W-M-D
And that is why
We will not free
Burma enslaved
Burma enslaved
Burma enslaved
I'd like to urge all of you to visit Burma. If like me you
missed the fall of the Berlin Wall and the chance to walk around
and "marvel" at a repressive state, this is the next best thing.
Spend a day in Bangkok to get a visa, then fly to Yangon (Rangoon).
The daily english language newspaper is worth the price of the
flight alone; it's straight out of Orwell's "1984".
What kills me is the large English language billboards throughout
town -- since few people speak English, I assume it's directed at
foreigners -- "The people do not tolerate intrusion into their
affairs. Resist the evildoers who would seek to overthrow the
revolution."
And the prices -- wow. Pack of Marlboros: 17 cents. Pack of premium
local smokes (Duha): 2 cents. Train around town: half of one cent.
Hire a driver and interpreter; trust me you can afford it, and it's
the only way you'll get to talk to people in confidence about
democracy, Buddhism, etc.
Mike:
Do they serve mohinga, the fish soup traditionally prepared at
breakfast? This, along with pickled tea leaves and bamboo curry,
are my enduring memories of Burmese cuisine.
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